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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 26, 2008 16:52:10 GMT -5
(Yes, Soviet conquest. Don't you know the number one rule about time travel? Eliminating people from history will inevitably cause a Soviet invasion. ;D) I thought it was always Nazi victory. I guess it depends on context. Shego: What's up with the sidekick? Kim: We broke up last week. Shego: Aww, poor widdle Kimmie missing her boyfriend? Kim: Heh, no big. You should date him! You'd be perfect for each other!
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Post by Nightspade on Jul 27, 2008 1:19:21 GMT -5
Wade: I just gained total control over the Internet! I now hold the power to shape the world's communications, and with it the economy and forever change the lives of billions. I can bring food to the hungry, medicine to the sick, aid to the weak. I can take food from the glutenous, deny aid to those too corrupt to deserve it, strengthen the Strong. I hold the power to change lives, the power to change history, the power to write history. The Power of God. Let there be... Darkness... Wade's Mom: Honey, you feeling okay? Wade: Better then ever.
Kim: Ron, I'm worried. We haven't seen or heard from Wade in days. And the site's been flooded with E-mails, I can't sort through them all. Ron: Tell me about it. The other morning I tried to do my laundry, but I couldn't get Wade on the line to tell me how... y'know, again. Kim: We should try to- hang on, that's Monique's ring tone. *Answers Kimmunicator.* What's the sitch? 'Monique': KiM, yOu should CoMe To ThE aBaNdOnEd WaReHouse at six O'ClOcK toNIGHT. Kim: Are you feeling okay Monique? 'Monique': *Static, then much more clearly.* Yeah, yeah girl. Anyway, you up for it? Kim: ...sure.
Wade: Why should I go by this name given to me by lesser beings? After all, if I were to be named anything else, my power would stay the same. And 'Wade' does not command the respect the that I deserve... THAT I DEMAND!! I am... King1.
King1 would later become the world's foremost cyberterrorist and have a cult founded in his honor: Checkm8. Those that accepted his rule were granted cybernetic security. Those that did not suffered savage personal attacks, such as the exposure of all personal information on the Internet, national secrets being revealed, and bank account numbers being changed.
Ron: *Finishes reading.* Okay... it's certainly interesting. Wade: You think so? When you and Kim first suggested I find a hobby, I didn't know what to do. Then I was just out of no where inspired to write this short story. I think I found my thing. Ron: Good for you. And, by thing, do you mean writing or, a-heh, the whole cyber-terrorist thing? Wade: ... Yes.
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Post by Donne on Jul 27, 2008 13:12:15 GMT -5
Wade: I just gained total control over the Internet! I now hold the power to shape the world's communications, and with it the economy and forever change the lives of billions. I can bring food to the hungry, medicine to the sick, aid to the weak. I can take food from the glutenous, deny aid to those too corrupt to deserve it, strengthen the Strong. I hold the power to change lives, the power to change history, the power to write history. The Power of God. Let there be... Darkness... Wade's Mom: Honey, you feeling okay? Wade: Better then ever. Kim: Ron, I'm worried. We haven't seen or heard from Wade in days. And the site's been flooded with E-mails, I can't sort through them all. Ron: Tell me about it. The other morning I tried to do my laundry, but I couldn't get Wade on the line to tell me how... y'know, again. Kim: We should try to- hang on, that's Monique's ring tone. *Answers Kimmunicator.* What's the sitch? 'Monique': KiM, yOu should CoMe To ThE aBaNdOnEd WaReHouse at six O'ClOcK toNIGHT. Kim: Are you feeling okay Monique? 'Monique': *Static, then much more clearly.* Yeah, yeah girl. Anyway, you up for it? Kim: ...sure. Wade: Why should I go by this name given to me by lesser beings? After all, if I were to be named anything else, my power would stay the same. And 'Wade' does not command the respect the that I deserve... THAT I DEMAND!! I am... King1. King1 would later become the world's foremost cyberterrorist and have a cult founded in his honor: Checkm8. Those that accepted his rule were granted cybernetic security. Those that did not suffered savage personal attacks, such as the exposure of all personal information on the Internet, national secrets being revealed, and bank account numbers being changed. Ron: *Finishes reading.* Okay... it's certainly interesting. Wade: You think so? When you and Kim first suggested I find a hobby, I didn't know what to do. Then I was just out of no where inspired to write this short story. I think I found my thing. Ron: Good for you. And, by thing, do you mean writing or, a-heh, the whole cyber-terrorist thing? Wade: ... Yes. Very funny!
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Post by shannonzolo on Jul 27, 2008 16:39:26 GMT -5
shego:what makes people think me and dr.d got togather after the senson finaly,im gay!
kim:come on shego,my parents are gone and ron is too busy with his sis lets get freaky.
shego:ok, but i want top this time.
kim:fine.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Jul 28, 2008 3:16:48 GMT -5
Wade: I just gained total control over the Internet!... Funny; a good little ficlet. Kim: "Give yourself up! Or...stay in there! We have a lot of explosives and we're itching to use them!" Mind you, with the amount of stuff that blows up in the series, this might not be too unlikely. Shego: You shouldn't be so nasty about his plan. He put a lot of work into it.
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Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Sept 16, 2008 12:16:18 GMT -5
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Post by Alexlayer on Sept 16, 2008 12:48:27 GMT -5
Lemme share Ron's expression.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 16, 2008 16:53:23 GMT -5
Lemme share Ron's expression. I second that: Drakken: You're too late, Kim Possible! I've already turned the Hyper-Magneto-Tron in a weapon of Doom! Kim: The what? I just came to give you a good kicking. Kim: I'm not carrying a parasite for nine months for any man. (A line from webcomic Something Positive, excellent but not for the easily offended. The link goes to Wikipedia.) Happy coincidence: just as this thread is revived, I find the answer to a question: Makes me laugh. And fanfic Ron seems to be incredibly fertile: in one fic, he and Kim have ten kids (she seeks out Shego for some relaxing fighting), in another he and Shego have three pairs of twins. Thanks. I've read the second one - Unexpected by Charles Grey - but I've never heard of the second one. Mind telling me the name? I've been looking, but I can't remember yet. It's Too Much Of A Good Thing by Charles Gray, and it is funny.
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 16, 2008 19:02:44 GMT -5
Kim: Someone give me a lethal weapon. Shego needs to get hit with one.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Sept 19, 2008 21:16:16 GMT -5
Kim:freeze you have the right to remain SEXY
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Post by Donne on Sept 19, 2008 21:24:31 GMT -5
Argh...
Ron: KP? You're cheating on me? Kim: Ron, I'm sorry. It would never have worked out. Ron: But you're cheating on me with ERIK? Kim: What can I say, a synthodrone's a good kisser.
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Post by fan on Sept 20, 2008 8:09:07 GMT -5
Shego: Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. / Let's bake some cookies for the boys!
Mr. Dr. P: Having pre-marital sex with my daughter just for pleassure?! Why would I have any problem with that?
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 21, 2008 13:18:32 GMT -5
Kim: Shego! Shego: Hello, Kimmie... Kim: ABOMINATION! I cast thee out in the Name of the Lord!
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Post by ItzAlwaysMelaBee on Nov 10, 2008 21:32:24 GMT -5
*Bonnie walks pass Kim and bumps into her purposely* Bonnie: Oops...My bad K.. Kim: *sarcastic* No big...it wasn't your fault...By the way I like your shoes... Bonnie: Yeah...I would've lone them to you but I promise to give it to another charity... Kim: Why? You should keep them...they go good with your mustache...
Ron: heheheh... Kim: RON!! Give me back my journaL!!! *Ron runs while reading, and Kim chases him* Ron: Today was like the best day of my life... I was dared to kiss the floor.. Kim: GIVE ME IT!!!!!! Ron: really? You were dared to kiss the floor? Tell me more!Was it good- Kim: RON!!
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