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Post by monkeylove on Dec 13, 2005 0:33:29 GMT -5
Drakken: Shego... I've been, uhh... experimenting with cloning again. n.n;;
Shego: You better not've cloned me! >.<
Drakken: Well no... not.. um, not exactly. n.n;;;;;
Shego: What the heck is that supposed to mean?! ->.<-
Drakken: I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY! Shego: ... o.o;;;;
Drakken: Yeah.. heh.. heheh.. whoopsie. n.n;;;
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Post by rockas on Dec 13, 2005 0:42:33 GMT -5
Ron: Hey, Don't Mess With Retarded Science!
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Post by Michael on Dec 13, 2005 1:35:39 GMT -5
Rufus: Ron, I've been living in your pocket for over three years. I think it's time for me to get a place of my own.
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Post by bDd on Dec 13, 2005 3:15:20 GMT -5
Kim: Check-check this out. It's really cool. I call it, 'the Naco'. Ron: I call it gross beyond reason.
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Post by rockas on Dec 13, 2005 3:25:39 GMT -5
Kim And Ron: Three Friends became the Guinea Pig of a Brilliant Inventor. The Goal: To Create The Greatest Webtoon Of All Time! They Failed, Now Witness the Failure! BONUS STAGE!!!
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Post by trollis on Dec 13, 2005 3:56:14 GMT -5
Part 1: Dr. James T. Possible: Girl for sale...I have here a geniune red headed girl...she can run, jump, swim, fight armies...Let's just say she can do anything! Do we have any bidder? Come on...anyone?
part 2: Dr. James T. Possible: Going once, going twice...SOLD! to the brunette in the back! Bonnie Rockwaller: YIPPIE! I won...Kimmy, me and you are going to be the best of friends...we're going to play house...dress up...
MvH Anders "Trollis" Bernhardsson
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Post by Forlong on Dec 13, 2005 11:39:14 GMT -5
Ron: Drakken, you are SO hot!
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Post by taechunsa on Dec 13, 2005 13:18:08 GMT -5
Wade: I am giving up on modern technology. It is the bane of our civilization.
Person X: Thank you for saving us from the landslide Miss Possible. Kim: It was no big. Now, will that be cash or credit? (As she whips out a credit card machine.) Person X: Huh? Kim: Hey, college doesn't pay for itself.
Ron: Kim, can you die your hair black like Yori's? Red just doesn't do it for me.
Shego and Kim are figthing. Shego: Hold on a sec Kimmie, my new underwear is riding up into parts unknown.
The following is edited but would still be considered PG-13.
And as illustrated by Ivymae in a scrap labeled Ron is a naughty boy. Ron to Kim: YO! S*ck my d*ck b*tch! You know you want it WHERE! Narration: Ron's mangled body was found discarded in ditch outside Middleton... His p*n*s was never recovered. (If you don't know what goes where the * are then you are probably too young to know.)
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Post by rockas on Dec 13, 2005 13:19:57 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I hate my life. I'm gonna be Emo from now on.
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Post by Solostar on Dec 13, 2005 14:39:09 GMT -5
Shego: "Ron you are so sexy!"
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Post by trollis on Dec 13, 2005 14:51:54 GMT -5
The Oh Boyz to reporter: We quit popsinging and turn into countryband.
MvH Anders "Trollis" Bernhardsson
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Post by JuPMod on Dec 13, 2005 15:54:40 GMT -5
Mrs. Dr. P: I'm fat and ugly and nobody loves me! WAAAAA!
Barkin: I'll just let the kids run the school with mayhem. Stoppable can teach all the classes from now on, except Home Ed.
Ron: Bueno Nacho? ACK! Give me burger, man!
Kim: Bonnie, you can lead the cheerleadering squad. I quit.
Frugal Lucre: I, Frugal Lucre, will run for President of the United States! Everyone: Lucre for Prez! Lucre for Prez!
Kim: Ron, I'm dumping you. Ron: What?! WHY!?! Kim: Drakken is a better kisser and lover than you.
Shego: I admit, Kimmie, I want you dead so I can get my hands on your adorable sidekick.
Wade and Tweebs: Duuuuuuuh! What's a light bulb? <All three does Beavis & Butthead head-swinging>
Mrs. Dr. P - Ron, I want you to be my lover. Kill my husband and we can be together forever. Ron - Sure thing, Mrs. Dr. P! Mrs. Dr. P - (purring) Please, Ron, call me Ann.
Kim: I hate getting straight A's! I want a F for a change!
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Post by ninjanaco on Dec 13, 2005 16:23:59 GMT -5
KIM: Drakken, you are SO hot! SHEGO: Kimmie, you are SO hot! RON: So what if the prices are way lower; the products are totally different! Look: Smarty Mart's boots come in "black;" Club Banana's come in "onyx!" YORI: Oh, Monkey Fist, you make taking over the world comical with your English-style wit. MONKEY FIST: Monkeys! Ugh! Disgusting, subhuman things! I want absolutely nothing to do with them! DR. JAMES TIMOTHY POSSIBLE: So, Kimmie-cub, I hear you're looking for a job. Ever consider going into prostitution? MRS. DR. POSSIBLE: Ron, I am your mother! BARKIN: What if war were declared - and nobody came? Give peace a chance. Kumbuyah, my Lord, Kumbuyah...
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Post by Ezbok58a on Dec 13, 2005 18:26:37 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, your scooter is the greatest!
Ron: Kim, red isn't doing anything for me, can you dye it Blonde?
Ron: Kim! I've just been accepted to racing school! Kim: Great Ron, now which of these pedals make the car go?
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Post by Solostar on Dec 13, 2005 20:51:13 GMT -5
Ron: "I hate molerats! I'm going go buy me a monkey."
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Post by Panther on Dec 13, 2005 20:57:20 GMT -5
Ron: Drakken, you are SO hot! Ron: Drakken, you are SO not hot! .... That's the Rokken lover side talking. Ron: *angst* *death* *emo*
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Post by surforst on Dec 14, 2005 1:13:31 GMT -5
Barkin: Maybe I've been a little too harsh on Stoppable lately.
Drakken: I don't know Shego. Cloning just seems to wrong.
Shego: Drakken have you seen my underwear? Drakken: You left it in my room last night. Shego: Right the thing with Stoppable.
Bonnie: Kim have I ever told you I like green eyes.
Kim: Here Ron I finally bought you that belt you wanted. This way the pant falling thing will finally stop.
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Post by trollis on Dec 14, 2005 1:18:59 GMT -5
Bonnie: Please Ron teach me to be more like you, pleeeeaaase!
MvH Anders "Trollis" Bernhardsson
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Post by aridblue on Dec 14, 2005 12:34:24 GMT -5
MRS. DR. POSSIBLE: Ron, I am your mother! Best. Line. Ever. ;D Normal Ron: Kimberly Anne Possible... Person X: Ah, you must be Ronald Stoppable, pleased to meet you. Drakken: You are right, Shego, this must be the dumbest plan I ever conceived. Shego: Now, it's time to buy a new nail file...
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Post by Dr.Bob on Dec 14, 2005 19:10:58 GMT -5
Dr.Drakken: I finally have the perfect plan to take over the world. Shego: What is it? Dr.Drakken:Adore the totem of "Ranawasha" the god of the rain. Shego: It's certain. Dr.Drakken and Shego: Ranawasha, Ranawasha... Wade: Kim! Drakken are going to take over the world, he and Shego are adoring "Ranawasha" the god of the rain. Kim: What we can do? Wade: Adore the totem of "Sunawata" the god of the sun. Ron: If we sacrifice a virgin, we can defeat Drakken. Kim: Ron, Wade, why are you looking me? Ron, why you have a evil smile? Ron, what are you doing to do with that kinfe!?......
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