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Post by Forlong on Dec 17, 2005 11:27:04 GMT -5
Drakken : "Kim Possible! What are you doing in my bed?! AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!!" Creepy as that is, I can imagine Drakken saying something stupid like that if a naked woman was in his bed.
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Post by J2 on Dec 17, 2005 11:49:38 GMT -5
Ron: The first rule of fight club is, "You do not talk about fight club." The second rule of fight club is, "You do not talk about fight club!"
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Post by aridblue on Dec 17, 2005 13:03:31 GMT -5
y' know ron, i think motor ed's kinda hot! K: r: Ron's reply: "I agree completely! That's why Motor Ed is gonna be my date to this years prom! I wonder how he'll look in a prom dress?" Shivers down my spine. I really can't imagine Motor Ed wearing a prom dress... seriously, ARGGHH! Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts... Ron: Okay guys here's the plan, Wade I want you to procure schematics of the floor plan of Drakken's latest lair. Rufus, I want you as recon to the position North to Northwest of here, through that ventilation duct. Keep a lookout for us and wait for my signal. Kim you're with me, go by the front, dispatch Shego and I will head to the left to flank Drakken. Kim: Err... Ron, are you feeling alright?
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 17, 2005 13:20:27 GMT -5
Wade: 1.21 jiggawatts! (must be BttF fan to understand)
Brick: So I got my Harvard acceptance letter the other day...
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Post by PossibleKim on Dec 17, 2005 16:12:02 GMT -5
Wade: 1.21 jiggawatts! (must be BttF fan to understand) Brick: So I got my Harvard acceptance letter the other day... The Wade part is really a direct take of from Back to the Future movie where marty does not know whta is gigawatts
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Post by TuLsAdLaNcE on Dec 17, 2005 16:20:06 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, the muffins I baked are done! Ron: Wow, these are better than anything I could make!
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 17, 2005 17:27:41 GMT -5
Wade: 1.21 jiggawatts! (must be BttF fan to understand) Brick: So I got my Harvard acceptance letter the other day... The Wade part is really a direct take of from Back to the Future movie where marty does not know whta is gigawatts But it was also Doc that called gigawatts "jiggawats"... making it all the more humerous.
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 17, 2005 17:28:13 GMT -5
Motor Ed: I wanna look like Vin Diesel
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Post by rockas on Dec 18, 2005 7:12:00 GMT -5
Kim: A Forth Season?! Ron: Time to Infringe Copyrights! Booyah!
Ron: Kim, your chest is too pointy! What do you do? Sharpen them every night?
Kim: Emo Foreevvveerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .... err ...
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Dec 18, 2005 9:03:09 GMT -5
Ron: I'm Bad. See the thing with the eyebrow? Tara: And it totally works, i love it
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Post by JuPMod on Dec 18, 2005 13:02:08 GMT -5
Kim (dresses in black leather jacket & short skirt, wears dark sunglasses, looking like a bad girl): I rule this school! No one messes with a Possible! Barkin is a weeny! I'm baaaaad! (After school, she drives off on her black Harley motorcycle) Shego: (throws away nail file) I don't care about my nails. If they crack or go dull, who cares? Duff Killigan: Golf? That sport is for sissies! I go bowling! (rolles ball down bowling alley - BAM!) STRIKE! Drakken: No, Ron, I *am* your father. Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (If you haven't gotten this reference, what sci-fi fan are you anyway? ;D)
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Post by surforst on Dec 18, 2005 17:15:00 GMT -5
Kim: When the fool hit on me I saw my chance to get really close. He never even saw it coming. (actual line from one of my stories!)
Kim: Ron I'm going to stab you with this knife here. Ron: Why is this some sort of magic trick. Kim: No I just want to kill you! Ron: Why? I love you! Kim: I don't know just seems like a way to pass the day.
Ron: Kim I think we are pregenant. Kim: What! I don't think I'm carrying a child. Ron: No Kim what I meant is I'm carrying our child. Kim: Your pregenant? Ron: Yes Kim. Your going to be a Daddy. Kim: Oh I am so happy!
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Post by The Janitor on Dec 18, 2005 18:00:35 GMT -5
Guy (to Ron): Who are you? Ron: I am war, I am pain I am all you've ever slain I am tears in your eyes I am grief, I am lies I am pure, I am true I am all over you I am laugh, I am smile I am the earth defile I am the cosmic storms I am the tiny worms I am fear in the night I am bringer of the blight Guy: ... Ron (drinks something): Sorry my brain desiccated! Hi I am Ron Stoppable!
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Post by rockas on Dec 18, 2005 20:09:02 GMT -5
KIM: So, you see, if we had our own band, we could have our own cartoon on TV. Just like Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, except... we wouldn't suck.
FELIX: Fix my saxaphone!
KIM: No!
RON: Hey, guys. I'm back!
KIM: I wasn't aware that you left.
RON: That's because you're not observant, unlike myself, who notices everything around him.
KIM: ... you're aware of the fact that your legs are gone?
{Zoom out to show that RON has no legs.}
RON: Oh, I am. This is just one of those shows where characters are only shown from the waist up, so it doesn't matter. Anyway, check out what I got from the store.
FELIX: Is it ice cream?
KIM: A Death Machine?
RUFUS: An Ice-Cream Death Machine?
KIM: Who let you out of your cage?!
RUFUS: Sorry Master.
RON: No, this is the newest and hottest computer software on the market!
KIM: Windows 78? Microsoft wasn't even around back in 1978!
RON: Ahh, but Apple was! So I'm just gonna upload this into my good old Apple II disk drive.
KIM: Do you really think that's a good idea?
RON: Of course. I'm the computer guy here.
FELIX: I thought, I was the Computer Guy?
RON: No, you're the- the- ... don't know what you are. But what could possibly go wrong?
KIM: A lot, now that you said that.
RON: Hey, I know what I'm doing.
{Ron presses a button on the keyboard. Cut to outside the house. An explosion can be seen. Cut to an aerial view of the house. The wall is now broken. Cut back to inside the house. Kim is enfuriated.}
RON: You know, they should put a warning for this on that box.
FELIX: They did.
KIM (Reading): WARNING: Do not use product in an Apple II computer due to possible nuclear explosion. Only use in a Microsoft Windows machine. Because we can actually take the extreme memory stored on this disk and Apple can't. Apple sucks. Don't buy their products. Buy ours. They don't explode.
Kim: I've heard of competition, but that's ridiculous!
RON: Ludacrous!
KIM: Well, nice going, Ron. Now we're missing half of my house, and a computer, if you could even call it one. What do you plan to do now, hmm?
FELIX: Fix my saxaphone!
RON: Stop saying that, Felix. No one's gonna get that joke.
FELIX: The old fans will!
RON: The old fans suck!
KIM: Ron, you don't seem to care that you just caused thousands of dollars in damage!!
RON: I care. I blew up all my Commodore 64 games!
KIM: YOU DON'T OWN A COMMODORE 64 GAME!!!
RON: Yeah, now that we blew it up.
{Zoom in on Kim, whose head is red with rage. Zoom back out}
RON: Fine. I can tell you want me to do something about this.
KIM: No, no. I don't trust you. I'm calling in a professional.
"SEVERAL PLOTS LATER..."
KIM: Well, it looks like everything turned out fine.
RON: It sure did. The wall's fixed, and I forcibly upgraded to a TRS-80!
FELIX: Fix my saxophone!
KIM: Say that again, and I'll Kill You!
FELIX: Fix my ... Saxphone?
{Kim shoots Felix with her Grappling Gun, in the head}
THE END!!! ;D
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 18, 2005 21:34:57 GMT -5
Motor Ed: Brake master cylinder, brake power booster... it's all the same. Just dump the fluid in wherever you can.
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Post by Panther on Dec 18, 2005 22:17:30 GMT -5
Drakken: "I have great news!" Shego: "You finally thought up a plan to defeat Kim Possible?" Drakken: "No, I just save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco!" XD That's the best! Bonnie: "Ron I love you!" Ron: "But I'm with Kim." Bonnie: "So, kiss me!" Ron: "But what if Kim found out?" Bonnie: "What she doesn't know won't hurt her *kisses Ron* Heh... XD WIN! Rufus: You fool! Howcan you not know by heart what pi is? Three point something? Are you mad?
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Post by Forlong on Dec 19, 2005 15:40:00 GMT -5
Ron: I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! You like to... Kim: MOVE IT! both: I like to move it, move it! Kim: He like to move it, move it! Ron: She like to move it, move it! both: We like to...MOVE IT!
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 19, 2005 15:43:22 GMT -5
"Song of the Drakken"
Drakken: Watch Drakken dance, like a lion chasing a mouse. Dancing Drakken, Dancing Drakken, Dance Dance. Yeah. Look at Shego. Isn't it sad? She cannot dance, like Drakken...
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Post by drakkenfan on Dec 19, 2005 16:02:27 GMT -5
"Song of the Drakken" Drakken: Watch Drakken dance, like a lion chasing a mouse. Dancing Drakken, Dancing Drakken, Dance Dance. Yeah. Look at Shego. Isn't it sad? She cannot dance, like Drakken... Is Drakken drunk in that scene? lol
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 19, 2005 16:06:41 GMT -5
I've always wondered. At least the Veggitales people are sober when they sing it. At least I think.
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