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Post by manofevil on Jan 1, 2010 18:35:27 GMT -5
Suddenly possessed and dominated by the desires and wishes of K/R shippers everywhere, Kim and Ron felt their lips being dragged together in front of everyone, and there was nothing they could do about it.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 12, 2010 4:08:01 GMT -5
Kim: So Ron, how 'bout we skip Bueno Nacho and eat each other tonight?
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Post by manofevil on Jan 12, 2010 4:10:34 GMT -5
Is he okay? He'll be fine once I get some viagra into him. Don't worry.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 12, 2010 4:27:08 GMT -5
Yes, she is my girlfriend, and if you or your drunk frat buddies EVER say anything like that to her again... WE WILL TEAR YOU APART!!!
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Post by manofevil on Jan 12, 2010 4:45:35 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, do you mean to tell me that it isn't just your belly that's gotten bigger down there? Ron: Yup. Kim: You mean it's really gotten this much bigger? Ron: Yup. You wanna see the footage I took of it? Maybe you wanna join me in the next footage I take. Or how about I nail Bonnie in the a-s 'til she screams like A banshee again.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 12, 2010 5:10:18 GMT -5
Ron: OOOHH.... Just give me minute here Kim.... I can get it back up... just let me catch my breath.... Kim: >thinking< Don't panic, Possible, he can handle it. Just A couple viagra and A few minutes rest and we'll be back at it in no time.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 14, 2010 2:51:17 GMT -5
Ron: NO KIM! PLEASE NOT AGAIN!!! Kim: Yup, we're going house hunting.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 15, 2010 5:25:26 GMT -5
So? Menage A troi? Ummm.. Heh heh. I'm game. Me too.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 17, 2010 3:52:27 GMT -5
Kim:See Ron, I've got this sexual fantasy where A stranger throws me on the bed, rips these clothes off of me, and rapes me. Let's act it out. Ron: A stranger? Kim:I mean YOU! We'll dress you up in black with A ski mask! Ron: Hey, yeah! I think I could get into that! Kim: Great I'll get changed. Kim: and while you're at it Ron, could you come over here? I got this itch I need you to scratch for me.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 19, 2010 1:34:01 GMT -5
Kim: OOO, Wade. Did you just grab my a-s? Are you looking for some threesome bondage action? Kim: ooo. What do you say Ron? Ron: I'm game.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 19, 2010 1:54:22 GMT -5
That's right Kim. From now on we practice safe sex.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 21, 2010 4:35:03 GMT -5
Ron couldn't believe it when Kim reached right into his front pants pocket and grabbed his...
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Post by manofevil on Jan 21, 2010 4:47:13 GMT -5
So Ron, are you as turned on as I am right now? Yeeeeaaaahh. but what do you say we spice it up a little. oooo, What do you got in mind Mr. Pervert You think we could talk them into a foursome? I bet I can make Jr. shriek louder than you can make Bonnie.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 21, 2010 5:01:36 GMT -5
Kim and Ron decided to experiment with rage sex by addressing each other as Yori and Josh. To make Kim REALLY mad, Ron called her Bonnie. Kim seethed until she thought to call Ron Eric.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 31, 2010 15:03:36 GMT -5
Kim: Okay! Okay! This one time >giggle< This one time, Ron and I were doing it on the couch at his house and his parents walked right in on us! We were so busted but I managed to convince them that I was tutoring him in sex ed HAHAHAHAHA! Shego: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ron: NNNNNNN.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 3, 2010 2:00:34 GMT -5
Kim: I guess we were so loud we woke up the baby again. Ron: I think we were also so wild we undermined the building's foundation again.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 3, 2010 13:10:01 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Ron. I got you a Smarty Mart sex kit. You really CAN get anything there. Wanna go break it in?
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Post by manofevil on Feb 3, 2010 13:15:15 GMT -5
No Kim. The girl sitting next to me at the restaurant only looked like Yori. Why would she be in Middleton?
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2010 15:20:38 GMT -5
Ron: Whoa! Smells pretty good down here KP. Did you have something planned for later tonight. Ron: Wanna get started early? Kim: Ron, you're incorridgable. And you know that when you thumb my nipples like that you drive me crazy! Fine but I wish you'd stop doing this on missions.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 17, 2010 0:05:35 GMT -5
So, was it good for you?
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