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Post by manofevil on Feb 17, 2010 0:06:38 GMT -5
Fine Ron, I'll admit it: You ARE the best I've ever had.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 22, 2010 23:38:30 GMT -5
That's right Wade! We finally set the date!
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Post by manofevil on Feb 22, 2010 23:39:23 GMT -5
That's right, KP. I just found out the Bueno Nacho CATERS! We can get them to do the wedding AND the rehearsal dinner and...what?
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Post by manofevil on Feb 24, 2010 8:45:38 GMT -5
Why Kimberly Anne! You've been... carrying on with your boyfriend! How wonderful! Will you be getting married and giving me some great grandchildren soon?
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Post by manofevil on Mar 19, 2010 17:01:48 GMT -5
Ron: Wow KP! You look hot! Wanna hook up? Kim: >thinking< Man, it was bad enough before we were a couple and he'd get distracted by nacos all the time.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 4, 2010 22:38:59 GMT -5
Kim: >thinking< He's mine. All mine. Ron:>thinking< She's mine. All mine.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 8, 2010 9:43:04 GMT -5
The squad was amazed to see Kim orgazming in midair. They never dreamed that it was Ron wearing Kim's stealth suit.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 13, 2010 12:52:10 GMT -5
Outtake from The Truth Hurts: Okay, Kim, just tell yourself a big, fat lie. You can do it. The color of my hair is greee... red. My name is ...Possible. The sky is ...blue. Last night, Ron and I were on a... BED AT THE MOTEL BOFFING OUR BRAINS OUT!!! No!
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Post by manofevil on Apr 13, 2010 13:09:26 GMT -5
Second outtake from The Truth Hurts: Didn't I see you with that young blonde man last night? Kim? You weren't sneaking off with Ron again, were you? Mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf mmf!! Kim! Mm-mm!!
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Post by manofevil on Apr 14, 2010 21:34:31 GMT -5
People saw Kim doing this in the mall and had no idea what she was doing. It wasn't until many years later that it was learned that she was having oral s.ex with Ron while he was wearing her battle suit in stealth mode.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 15, 2010 1:30:20 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I just finished reading all 8 threads of this. God, we have done some hilareous stuff. There was also a lot of repetition. We seem to have all done one another's jokes. Still it's all pretty good stuff. We really did harp on Mr. Dr P and the black hole thing too much. Maybe we should have him threaten to push Ron out an airlock or something. Also Nabusan REALLY needs to get a boyfriend. BESIDES RON! ;D
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Post by manofevil on Apr 19, 2010 17:27:40 GMT -5
I know you and Ron are talking about marriage and I know I had my chance but I've still got a thing for Ron so if you two ever wanted to- Tara, don't make me smack you.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 19, 2010 22:02:24 GMT -5
Ron: Um.. Ronshine Kim? Kim: Actually I was just dodging lasers but now that you mention it...
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Post by manofevil on Apr 19, 2010 22:28:00 GMT -5
RON! How could you let our health insurance lapse right when we're trying to get pregnant?!
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Post by manofevil on Apr 21, 2010 23:54:38 GMT -5
K: There ya go Ron. R: I tell ya, Kim, I was never so turned on as was when I was strapped into that thing. It was just soooo... STRAPPY! K: Oooo! You think we need one for our place? R: Yeah, but maybe we should escape first. K: Ya think? ROARRR!!!Both: AAAAAAHHH!!!
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Post by manofevil on Apr 24, 2010 23:09:00 GMT -5
Ron: Right now? In the janitor closet? I dunno Kim. Kim: How about the boy's room? Ron: Well.. Kim: Behind the bleachers? Ron: Yeah! Yeah.. let's do that.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 24, 2010 23:50:37 GMT -5
Where was I during the game? Well I was... Well, if you'd looked right over there you would've... You snuck off with Ron again, didn't you?
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Post by manofevil on Apr 25, 2010 23:44:15 GMT -5
Kim: Look into my eyes Ron... Look deep into my eyes...You're getting very sleepy... and very horny...you're getting hard... real hard... you're as hard as Steel Toe's foot... Ron: Steeeel Tooooeee Ruuuuules... Kim: Right... and you wanna give your horny girlfriend the screwing of her life... Ron: Steeeel Tooooeee Ruuuuules...
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Post by manofevil on Apr 26, 2010 3:26:28 GMT -5
Kim: >thinking< Is he sneaking a look again? Ron: >thinking< Soooooo pointy...
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Post by manofevil on Apr 27, 2010 2:34:17 GMT -5
>thinking< Oh yes Ron! Lick me right there! NNN! NNN!!
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