Post by proudnintendofan on Aug 17, 2007 22:10:38 GMT -5
Wow... I actually fit every Drakken/Shego episode with them as primary villains... The only episodes I excluded were "The Truth Hurts" since they're only in the very beginning, and "Overdue" since they're only in it for a little bit. Also, episodes where Drakken and Shego operate independently of each other are not here (such as Attack of the Killer Bebes and Stop Team Go)
So here we are the final "Best of" villain poll. And who else but to end with the two villains who have appeared far more than any of the others: Kim Possible's arch nemesis Dr. Drakken and his sidekick Shego.
But now... I'd like to take you to a message from our two favorite bad guys...
Drakken: Greetings future slaves, I am Dr. Drakken and this here is Shego. Here's how it goes: I come up with the evil schemes, she enforces it. I come up with all the plans, she gets all the popularity. I come close to conquering the world, she gets all the recognition. I treat her like family, she leaves me to rot in prison. I'm regarded as an incompetent buffoon while she gets thought of as a (turns to Shego) FREAKING GODDESS, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE...!!!
(Drakken turns away from a VERY surprised Shego.)
Drakken: ...but anyway, this here's a list of all the episodes where I conquered the world.
Shego: No, you didn't. If you had conquered the world, the show would be over by now!
Drakken: Such a spoilsport, aren't you Shego? But I have come close: Remember the Little Diablos, when I was almost covered the world in ice, there's a lot of others too...
Shego: Yeah, but they are few and far in between.
Drakken: Grr...!!! Well, what about the time we and Commodore Puddles invaded Area 51?
Shego: Come to think of it, what DID happen to that dog of yours?
Drakken: Uh, well..
(Flashback to 1 year ago. Drakken is sitting at a chair, plotting. Commodore Puddles is sitting by his side looking very sick.)
Drakken: Now Kim Possible won't withstand my latest plan. I'm going to... (the phone rings, he picks it up) Hello? Yes, this is Dr. Drakken. (pets Commodore Puddles) Yeah, did the tests say anything? ...oh dear, canine cancer?! How long does he have? (Commodore Puddles falls over) ...ooooohhhhh....
Drakken: Well anyway... so there's a lot of things I want to know from the fans. What's the best Season 1 episode? The best Season 2? 3? 4? The best moment? The best line? (turns to Shego) WHY YOU GET TO BE GLORIFIED WHILE I HAVE TO BE MOCKED?! (turns back to "us") And the best deathtrap that I put Kim Possible? She's actually in one right now.
(Drakken points over to room where Kim is bound and gagged to chair and the room she's in closing in on her, spikes are sticking out of the wall.)
Drakken: She won't get out of this one. Finally, I Dr. Drakken will triumph over Kim Possible!
Shego: No, no, no Dr. D, the honor of killing Kimmie goes to ME.
Drakken: ...wait, what?
Shego: You heard me. You don't get to kill Kimmie.
Drakken: ....my arch enemy, not yours!
Shego: I'm the one who fights her!
Drakken: Well, that's makes you the... fighting woman or something! You can have the buffoon!
Shego: ...what? And, no way YOU can have her goofy sidekick.
Drakken: ...look, let's just have Kim settle this.
(They turn to look, but Kim has already escaped. The only signs of her escape are the ropes and cloths that were used to restrain and gag her)
Drakken: ...how does she do that?
Shego: ...I don't know, but you're getting this whole thing off-topic.
Drakken: Uh... yes, well... do you have anything to say to the fans, Shego? You have... (grudgingly) lots of them... (whispering) ...even though you don't deserve them!!! Honestly, what DID she do to get so many? I don't get it...
Shego: (scoffs) What do I have to say to those losers? They waste their lives watching a show about Kimmie. Oh, and if one of those people who "ships" us or whatever comes in here, I'm gonna rip out their spines!!!
Drakken: ...but you're on the show too. And what about those who ship you and Kim Possible?
Shego: (shudders) Don't remind me of that, their even worse! And yeah, but the only scenes that are worth watching are the ones with me in them, anything else is garbage.
Drakken: Uh, yes... well enjoy the freedom you have now, future slaves! For soon, you shall look upon the face of your future ruler and you shall kneel and beg me for mercy!!! ...hey, that sounded pretty good. Don't you think, Shego?
Shego: Uh, I guess so, Dr. D.
Drakken: ...really? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now, I shall...
Shego: You're getting a rare compliment from me, don't spoil it.
Drakken (mutters in mock)
Shego: What was that?
Drakken: (quickly) Nothing.
...anyway, just go ahead and vote.
So here we are the final "Best of" villain poll. And who else but to end with the two villains who have appeared far more than any of the others: Kim Possible's arch nemesis Dr. Drakken and his sidekick Shego.
But now... I'd like to take you to a message from our two favorite bad guys...
Drakken: Greetings future slaves, I am Dr. Drakken and this here is Shego. Here's how it goes: I come up with the evil schemes, she enforces it. I come up with all the plans, she gets all the popularity. I come close to conquering the world, she gets all the recognition. I treat her like family, she leaves me to rot in prison. I'm regarded as an incompetent buffoon while she gets thought of as a (turns to Shego) FREAKING GODDESS, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE...!!!
(Drakken turns away from a VERY surprised Shego.)
Drakken: ...but anyway, this here's a list of all the episodes where I conquered the world.
Shego: No, you didn't. If you had conquered the world, the show would be over by now!
Drakken: Such a spoilsport, aren't you Shego? But I have come close: Remember the Little Diablos, when I was almost covered the world in ice, there's a lot of others too...
Shego: Yeah, but they are few and far in between.
Drakken: Grr...!!! Well, what about the time we and Commodore Puddles invaded Area 51?
Shego: Come to think of it, what DID happen to that dog of yours?
Drakken: Uh, well..
(Flashback to 1 year ago. Drakken is sitting at a chair, plotting. Commodore Puddles is sitting by his side looking very sick.)
Drakken: Now Kim Possible won't withstand my latest plan. I'm going to... (the phone rings, he picks it up) Hello? Yes, this is Dr. Drakken. (pets Commodore Puddles) Yeah, did the tests say anything? ...oh dear, canine cancer?! How long does he have? (Commodore Puddles falls over) ...ooooohhhhh....
Drakken: Well anyway... so there's a lot of things I want to know from the fans. What's the best Season 1 episode? The best Season 2? 3? 4? The best moment? The best line? (turns to Shego) WHY YOU GET TO BE GLORIFIED WHILE I HAVE TO BE MOCKED?! (turns back to "us") And the best deathtrap that I put Kim Possible? She's actually in one right now.
(Drakken points over to room where Kim is bound and gagged to chair and the room she's in closing in on her, spikes are sticking out of the wall.)
Drakken: She won't get out of this one. Finally, I Dr. Drakken will triumph over Kim Possible!
Shego: No, no, no Dr. D, the honor of killing Kimmie goes to ME.
Drakken: ...wait, what?
Shego: You heard me. You don't get to kill Kimmie.
Drakken: ....my arch enemy, not yours!
Shego: I'm the one who fights her!
Drakken: Well, that's makes you the... fighting woman or something! You can have the buffoon!
Shego: ...what? And, no way YOU can have her goofy sidekick.
Drakken: ...look, let's just have Kim settle this.
(They turn to look, but Kim has already escaped. The only signs of her escape are the ropes and cloths that were used to restrain and gag her)
Drakken: ...how does she do that?
Shego: ...I don't know, but you're getting this whole thing off-topic.
Drakken: Uh... yes, well... do you have anything to say to the fans, Shego? You have... (grudgingly) lots of them... (whispering) ...even though you don't deserve them!!! Honestly, what DID she do to get so many? I don't get it...
Shego: (scoffs) What do I have to say to those losers? They waste their lives watching a show about Kimmie. Oh, and if one of those people who "ships" us or whatever comes in here, I'm gonna rip out their spines!!!
Drakken: ...but you're on the show too. And what about those who ship you and Kim Possible?
Shego: (shudders) Don't remind me of that, their even worse! And yeah, but the only scenes that are worth watching are the ones with me in them, anything else is garbage.
Drakken: Uh, yes... well enjoy the freedom you have now, future slaves! For soon, you shall look upon the face of your future ruler and you shall kneel and beg me for mercy!!! ...hey, that sounded pretty good. Don't you think, Shego?
Shego: Uh, I guess so, Dr. D.
Drakken: ...really? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now, I shall...
Shego: You're getting a rare compliment from me, don't spoil it.
Drakken (mutters in mock)
Shego: What was that?
Drakken: (quickly) Nothing.
...anyway, just go ahead and vote.