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Post by joeman on Sept 4, 2006 10:04:58 GMT -5
Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: you're in a funny mood
Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: am i?
Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: i cant tell
Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: things arnt functioning to full potential yet
Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: yeah, you're doing the life experience thing
Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: maybe mine is flashing before my eyes *eyes widen*
Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: *gets hit by bus*
Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: oooh bummer
Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: that was quite unfortunate
Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: the odds of getting a bus in your room
Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: LOL!!!!
me and hate on MSN
-Joe
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Sept 4, 2006 10:07:54 GMT -5
Ella! says: i know! he also fancied young boys...which isn't cool Livvy <>says: yes it is Livvy <> says: very and you know it
me and Ella, msn
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 4, 2006 12:18:13 GMT -5
:: Panther :: CRIKEY! says: my dog is being a major annoyance :: Panther :: CRIKEY! says: ... :: Panther :: CRIKEY! says: again Ashley Benlove says: oh :: Panther :: CRIKEY! says: i had to chase him out of my room :: Panther :: CRIKEY! says: he was trearting my pillows like chewy toys
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Post by hannah on Sept 6, 2006 16:20:32 GMT -5
i really don't know why i laugh at rereading this long, PG-13 chatlog.
Session Start (ChronicSkidlebop:johnny): Sat May 06 10:07:46 2006 [10:07] ChronicSkidlebop: haha [10:08] ChronicSkidlebop: have you seen what nick is going to wear at the prom? [10:08] ChronicSkidlebop: also, three tall women is playing at 2:30 or 7:30 today. [10:09] johnny: masqurade [10:09] ChronicSkidlebop: MANY DIFFERENT SHADES...OR SOMETHING. [10:09] ChronicSkidlebop: fyi masquerade has an E after the U. [10:09] johnny: hannah.... I never [10:09] johnny: never [10:10] johnny: never want you to correct me on that [10:10] johnny: EVER! [10:10] ChronicSkidlebop: this is why you'll never make through the nationals! [10:10] ChronicSkidlebop: i could have gone nationally with my awesome spelling. [10:10] ChronicSkidlebop: but as the years have gone by, my spelling capabilities has fallen. like a horse taking a spear to the chest or something. [10:11] ChronicSkidlebop: not only is my spelling down, but i'm bleeding to death! [10:11] ChronicSkidlebop: seriously jonathan, put me out of my misery. [10:11] johnny: hannah [10:11] johnny: you were so pretty in your youth [10:11] ChronicSkidlebop: i could have sworn i had europe on my music collection. [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: dude [10:12] johnny: and you sereved me well in battle [10:12] johnny: but now. [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: i was fat and had bucked teeth [10:12] johnny: sleep my fairprince [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: now [10:12] johnny: sleep... [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: i'm moderate in size and have bucked teeth. [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: which reminds me [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: snow white on ice [10:12] johnny: was it good? [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: as you may or may not know [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: it was performed by russians. [10:12] ChronicSkidlebop: so basically it was just the russian circus. [10:13] ChronicSkidlebop: they even had a bear. [10:13] johnny: wow [10:13] johnny: the sheldonian was amazing [10:14] ChronicSkidlebop: jonathan [10:14] ChronicSkidlebop: listen... [10:14] ChronicSkidlebop: THERE WAS A BEAR [10:14] johnny: hannah [10:14] johnny: that is [10:14] ChronicSkidlebop: ON ICE! [10:14] johnny: amazing [10:15] ChronicSkidlebop: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT-- [10:15] ChronicSkidlebop: oh wait. [10:15] ChronicSkidlebop: yes. [10:15] ChronicSkidlebop: yes it was! [10:15] johnny: I kinda...wish I went [10:15] ChronicSkidlebop: yeah. there was even one of those annoying strong guys [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: who just climb ropes and break fake chains [10:16] johnny: who fought the bear? [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: and then there was a belly dancer [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: no one. [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: the bear wept for snow white [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: and then it left the stage [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: what else was there [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: oh, and a juggler. [10:16] ChronicSkidlebop: yes. it was just the russian circus. [10:17] ChronicSkidlebop: i'd like to say, "the russian circus on ice" but that's a given [10:17] ChronicSkidlebop: seeing as it is the russian circus [10:17] johnny: hahahaha [10:17] johnny: I told you it was being done by russians [10:17] johnny: so it would be good [10:17] ChronicSkidlebop: um, did i ever say it was good? [10:18] johnny: hannah [10:18] johnny: not good as in plot [10:18] johnny: but good as in funking BEARS! [10:25] ChronicSkidlebop: this is so true [10:25] ChronicSkidlebop: so amazingly true [10:25] ChronicSkidlebop: the bear was only there for one minute [10:25] ChronicSkidlebop: when are you going to mangos? [10:25] ChronicSkidlebop: how do i add money to my cell phone? [10:25] ChronicSkidlebop: what's the meaning of life? [10:25] johnny: well [10:25] johnny: three [10:26] johnny: go to virgin [10:26] johnny: and three again [10:26] ChronicSkidlebop: we should see three tall women at two thirty [10:26] johnny: hannah [10:26] johnny: that is bullshit [10:26] ChronicSkidlebop: FINE [10:26] ChronicSkidlebop: DON'T BE CULTURED [10:26] johnny: hannah [10:26] ChronicSkidlebop: DON'T SEE A PLAY [10:26] johnny: I have more culture coming out of my naco [10:27] ChronicSkidlebop: DON'T GET AN A++ IN THEATRE [10:27] johnny: .... [10:27] ChronicSkidlebop: that's right [10:27] johnny: why do you always have to aim for the core [10:27] ChronicSkidlebop: because my name is... [10:27] johnny: you...whore [10:27] ChronicSkidlebop: BAXTER! [10:27] johnny: you are like a little buddah [10:27] ChronicSkidlebop: i can't disagree. [10:28] johnny: now feed me? [10:28] ChronicSkidlebop: ride the snake, jonathan. [10:28] ChronicSkidlebop: i want to see a movie so bad [10:28] johnny: wow! [10:28] johnny: WOW! [10:28] johnny: WOW!!!!! [10:28] ChronicSkidlebop: like, murder someone bad [10:28] johnny: bienas dias bichatches! [10:28] ChronicSkidlebop: wow kind of looks like a bat [10:28] ChronicSkidlebop: i didn't know you could speak more than one language! [10:29] ChronicSkidlebop: seriously jonathan [10:29] ChronicSkidlebop: i am so serious [10:29] ChronicSkidlebop: i could give someone a heart attack with this gravity. [10:29] ChronicSkidlebop: also cancer, if i so please [10:30] johnny: hannah [10:30] johnny: you have given two people cancer [10:30] ChronicSkidlebop: MY REIGN OF TERROR WILL NOT STOP THERE, JONATHAN. [10:30] johnny: HANNAH! THE REVOLUTION IS OVER! [10:30] johnny: LET THE PEOPLE BE FREE TO VOTE! [10:30] johnny: and to live! [10:30] ChronicSkidlebop: NO! [10:31] ChronicSkidlebop: AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY [10:31] ChronicSkidlebop: BECAUSE SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE [10:31] ChronicSkidlebop: I DARE SAY [10:31] ChronicSkidlebop: EVEN HALF OF THOSE PEOPLE [10:31] ChronicSkidlebop: ARE WOMEN. [10:31] ChronicSkidlebop: AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM. [10:31] johnny: the same way as the swiss? [10:31] johnny: don't let them vote? [10:31] ChronicSkidlebop: plus, i want to declare war on them [10:32] ChronicSkidlebop: i wish i had a red phone. [10:32] johnny: hannah, we need their poons to complete our...spoons. [10:32] ChronicSkidlebop: wow [10:32] johnny: just so you could pick it up "BLOW THOSE FUCKERS UP!" [10:32] ChronicSkidlebop: remember [10:32] ChronicSkidlebop: mr. hell? [10:32] ChronicSkidlebop: funny guy [10:32] ChronicSkidlebop: that mr. hell [10:33] ChronicSkidlebop: seriously jonathan, let's go get some ice cream or something. [10:33] ChronicSkidlebop: and frollick in the parks [10:33] ChronicSkidlebop: and kill some gypsies [10:33] ChronicSkidlebop: naco, i mean, go see a play [10:33] johnny: hannah [10:33] johnny: I am worried about you sometimes [10:33] johnny: then you say something cute like that [10:33] ChronicSkidlebop: ^_^ [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: i'm heading over to your house ok [10:34] johnny: KAWAII! [10:34] johnny: mind you, I have no pants on. [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: shhhiiiiiii [10:34] johnny: and I may have to PEE ON YOUR HEAD! [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: are you game? [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: ARE YOU GAME? [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: MONSTER TRUCK SHOW TODAY [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: I HAVE FREE TICKETS [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: HARDCOREEEE [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: plus, i want the pictures we've taken the last week. [10:34] johnny: WHOOOO!! [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: yes? [10:34] ChronicSkidlebop: no? [10:35] johnny: hannah [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: maybe so? [10:35] johnny: no [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: not to the monster truck thing [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: sure, i have tickets, but i'm not going [10:35] johnny: funny, I just saw the sound of music last night [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: YOU ASS [10:35] johnny: I love that movie...too much [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: i've never seen it. [10:35] johnny: you could have joined us [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: who [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: what [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: where [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: when [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: how [10:35] johnny: hannah [10:35] johnny: have you been watching nick news again? [10:35] ChronicSkidlebop: linda ellerbee could murder you with her knowledge, jonathan. [10:36] ChronicSkidlebop: seriously [10:36] ChronicSkidlebop: minus monster trucks [10:36] ChronicSkidlebop: are you game [10:36] ChronicSkidlebop: yes [10:36] ChronicSkidlebop: no [10:36] ChronicSkidlebop: maybe so [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: YES [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: NO [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: MAYBE SO [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: ARE YOU STILL IGNORING ME [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: BECAUSE I WILL JUST GET LOUDER [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: OR IN THIS CASE [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: JUST TYPE IN LARGER FONT [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: YES [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: NO [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: MAYBE [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: SO [10:37] johnny: maybeso [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: YES [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: NO [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: MAY [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: ok [10:37] johnny: you are stuck on high again [10:37] johnny: and I love it. [10:37] ChronicSkidlebop: listen, i'm heading over to your house anyway [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: is that ok? [10:38] johnny: yes [10:38] johnny: this is...acceptable. [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: good [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: i'm heading over [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: ok [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: later, gaytor. [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: lol [10:38] johnny: but mind yu [10:38] johnny: I may have to pee [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: gaytor [10:38] johnny: SO BAD THAT IT WILL MAKE THE WORLD IMPLODE! [10:38] ChronicSkidlebop: don't worry [10:39] ChronicSkidlebop: i'm not bringing any food [10:39] johnny: good [10:39] ChronicSkidlebop: BYE [10:39] *** You have been disconnected. Sat May 06 10:39:15 2006. Session Close (johnny): Sat May 06 10:39:22 2006
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Post by Avenger on Sept 6, 2006 17:03:13 GMT -5
Aww... I'm sad now... They had to put Hannah down...
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Post by hannah on Sept 6, 2006 17:17:36 GMT -5
my brother and i always talk like that to each other. we're like insult twins. i'm not sure if that's healthy though.
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Post by Avenger on Sept 6, 2006 17:23:05 GMT -5
Brother: Your name is Conchita now, just so you know. Avenger: ok Brother: And your son is named Guadalupe. Avenger: of course he is. Avenger: he's my son after all. Brother: Yep... and you complain about my life as I while away the hours watching America's Next Top Model reruns. Avenger: why am I complaining about your life? Avenger: I think I've got plenty enough to complain about in my own life. Brother: like what? Brother: did your girlfriend go to Honduras and end up smuggling drugs in like a mule... a drug mule, and you had to drive her to the hospital, cause the condom the cocaina was in exploded in her stomach, causing her to go into shock? Avenger: My son is named Guadulupe, for snworm's sake!
That's me and my brother, so I understand completely.
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Post by hannah on Sept 6, 2006 17:24:59 GMT -5
oh my lord, my brother has said the EXACT same thing about drug mules and cocaine to me! i think we have the same brother!
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Post by Avenger on Sept 6, 2006 17:26:44 GMT -5
LOL!
well, if your brother is totally awesome, then probably...
Did your brother ever say anything like this:
Avenger: Mu wa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Brother: that's scary... you're scary! Brother: you're a crazy baby-taker from Kalamazoo. Brother: with a fondness for British men... Brother: at least, their skin. Brother: to wear as a suit. Avenger: That's right. The Kalamazoo Kid. Avenger: . . . napper. Brother: oh, so that's who you are. Brother: I've heard about you. Avenger: I don't like British skin. It's too pale. Brother: This baby set-up was just a ploy, see! Avenger: and smells of scones.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 6, 2006 18:39:02 GMT -5
8/14/06
Ashley Benlove says: LOL. I love being inspired by friends. Haha. Wait, didn't you inspire me once before? Kimron Posstoppable says: I think so. What was it? Ashley Benlove says: i forgot Kimron Posstoppable says: I thought it might be the sparring thing, but that may have come from different sources. Ashley Benlove says: no... Ashley Benlove says: it was more recently Kimron Posstoppable says: Right. Ashley Benlove says: i think you aided, maybe inspired the SSJ/Shego one Ashley Benlove says: have you ever read the sparring one yet? Kimron Posstoppable says: Yes, the SSJ/Shego fic. That's the one. lol Ashley Benlove says: and drakkenfan inspired the Drakken/Kim one. Ashley Benlove says: that one, I can't bear to read now Kimron Posstoppable says: Did I? No. Not yet. I still have my own sparring fic to write. It's a similar theme and I don't want to subconsiously "pick up" anything.
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Sept 8, 2006 15:04:32 GMT -5
Hannah was that talking to your brother?!?! LMAO!!!! you're hilarious, i wish me and my brother talked about crap like that, but he's never here. Man we had good times on holiday too, his imagination is just wow.
Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: do you have pants on your head? L I V I.™- says: yes ma'am Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: hm, smexy
Me and my friend livi, in our current conv
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 8, 2006 15:40:08 GMT -5
Livvy and Livi?
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Sept 8, 2006 15:58:02 GMT -5
Yeah, confusing huh? Two Olivias, and she only lives round the corner
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 8, 2006 18:12:31 GMT -5
Ashley Benlove says: Wow. Look at all the people online Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: heheh Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! has been added to the conversation. Ashley Benlove says: aww... i thought Lord M was on Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: you JUST missed him Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: it is midnight here Ashley Benlove says: righto
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Sept 9, 2006 4:55:28 GMT -5
Livi: 5 months 4 days!!!!!! Lord M: Till what? Me: 5 months and 4 days of me being molested illegally. Lord M: lol!!!! Lord M: You say that like its a bad thing.
-- Me, Livi and Lord M on msn last night
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Post by Lord Montezuma on Sept 9, 2006 7:09:24 GMT -5
That was a good chat! ;D
Half Man, Half Biscuit says: yeah, it takes quite a bit to freak me out Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: like fire-breathing zombies that you didnt expect? Half Man, Half Biscuit says: oh yeah! Half Man, Half Biscuit says: that was terrifying! Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: lol!!
Me and Hate, just now
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Sept 9, 2006 8:01:55 GMT -5
PG-13
Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: so where is mark? Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: in my room Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: under my bed Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: again!? Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: we have many many things to do tonight Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: can i join in? Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: hhmm..... Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: lemme check Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: do you have whipped cream? Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: i have melted chocolate and ice Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: any good? Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: well i guess.......... Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: i dislike whipped cream Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: with a passion Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: its for me and mark duuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh Fishy Joe < now with flavor > says: not you Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: man, it has been the most sexually oriented day i've had in ever...
-- Me and Joe, yesterday on msn
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 10, 2006 10:13:40 GMT -5
Haha.
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Sept 11, 2006 12:22:04 GMT -5
Twas a good day though
MaTT says: anyways im gonna go collapse somewhere Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: same, i think i'll hit the hay MaTT says: you can hit the hay... im gonna lie on my bed MaTT says: ....strange girl MaTT says: hahaha Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: i will hit the hay! Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: with gusto! Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: in my barn... Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: outside Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: its painted red Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: with white stripes MaTT says: sweet Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: ye ol'd styley MaTT says: lets get a go sometime Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: sure! Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: it has a tire swing MaTT says: woah! MaTT says: now thats a 'real' barn Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: it sure is! Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: i love the thing MaTT says: im sure it loves you too ha ha Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: i should hope so! Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: the amount of attention and physical love i give it! MaTT says: phisical love eh? Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: you know it MaTT says: all up close and personal with a barn Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: thats darn right!!! MaTT says: hahahahaa MaTT says: nice Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: i just hold onto it for hours... Livvy <> and solo from the pet rock! says: well i should go before i excite myself MaTT says: i wish i had a barn...
Me and Matt, i was up real late that night...
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Post by joeman on Sept 11, 2006 13:49:04 GMT -5
PG-13 in a way!
Walk My Plank! says: I think most people would pay to see her reaction
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: i know i would
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: i think you should get it on tape
Walk My Plank! says: lol!!
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: then post it on the board
Walk My Plank! says: yeah
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: "hi livvy!
Walk My Plank! says: lol!!!
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: *livs eyes widen* RRRRAAWWWRR!!!!!!
Walk My Plank! says: *camera falls over*
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: *screams can be heard*
Walk My Plank! says: lol!!
Walk My Plank! says: "Can't we just cuddle???"
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: NOOOOOOO!!!!! PANTS OFF NOW!!!!
Fishy Joe < i hold the microphone in my butt > says: last night livvy...was......THE MAN!
Walk My Plank! says: lol!!!
~Me and Lord Mont via MSN
-Joe
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