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Post by EdeN on Jul 14, 2007 5:39:46 GMT -5
posting watching tv trying to catch up on everything that happened on here in my abscence^^
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Jul 14, 2007 6:55:11 GMT -5
eating cereal listening to music talking on msn posting
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Post by The Yetimonster on Jul 14, 2007 9:14:13 GMT -5
-Posting -Listening to Black Sabbath -Waiting for my mom to get home so I can borrow her car. -Wondering why I own 2 broken cars. -BSing with a couple of friends on mIRC. -Reminding myself to brush my teefs before I leave.
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Post by TheToothWitch on Jul 14, 2007 9:48:23 GMT -5
Watching "Daddys little spoiled girl" Eating chicken Listening to Rammstein "Rosenrot"
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Jul 14, 2007 10:08:02 GMT -5
Posting Listening to music humming thinking about things i have to do today
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Post by EdeN on Jul 14, 2007 10:30:32 GMT -5
posting talking on msn watching family guy
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Post by smartypants on Jul 14, 2007 16:58:39 GMT -5
posting listening to random songs day dreaming
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Post by kpfan5678 on Jul 14, 2007 16:59:56 GMT -5
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Post by pilot on Aug 8, 2007 18:47:42 GMT -5
posting, for the first time in a long time. O.O
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Post by archard on Aug 8, 2007 19:04:18 GMT -5
Posting Eating dinner
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Post by Jersey7 on Aug 8, 2007 20:51:12 GMT -5
posting eating shredded wheat dunked in half & half (yum XD) looking up a word in the dictionary
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Post by The Yetimonster on Aug 8, 2007 20:52:09 GMT -5
-Recovering from some manual labor -Listening to Johnny Winter -Drinking some water -Posting this -Carrying out numerous natural body functions, I'm sure.
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Post by nascarjohn29038 on Aug 8, 2007 20:53:47 GMT -5
-Posting -Listing to The Bravery -Playing Puzzle Bobble Online -Reading NASCAR news
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Post by kimmyfan48 on Aug 13, 2007 21:47:34 GMT -5
Eagerly waiting for the Aqua Teen marathon and the movie release on DVD tomorrow
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Post by kpfan5678 on Aug 13, 2007 21:48:55 GMT -5
posting and listening to music and youtube.
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Post by rd on Aug 14, 2007 12:15:35 GMT -5
Cancel your credit card before you die. This is very important!..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died back in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Citibank: "Excuse me?" Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you – the part about her being dead?" Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance." Citibank: "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info was given) Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure." (Fax number was given ) After they get the fax: Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help." Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care." Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply. "(What is wrong with these people?) Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?" Citibank: "That might help." Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69." Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet??? (Priceless!)
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Post by Panther on Aug 14, 2007 12:16:45 GMT -5
Posting, listening to Relient K, and trying to get bits of strawberry out of my teeth.
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Post by rd on Aug 14, 2007 14:34:03 GMT -5
Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open." +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?" Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe ) "If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Directory Enquiries Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please" Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland " ---------------------------------------------------------------------- On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "OK." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy
should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the
WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring
the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee
was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization
for "Termination without Cause."
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator: "Went away?" Caller: "They disappeared." Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" Caller: "Nothing." Operator: "Nothing??" Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??" Caller: "How do I tell?" Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??" Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?" Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??" Caller: "What's a monitor?" Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??" Caller: "I don't know." Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??" Caller: "Yes, I think so." Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: "Yes, it is." Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Caller: "Okay, here it is." Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Caller: "I can't reach." Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??" Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." Operator: "Dark??" Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then." Caller: "I can't." Operator: "No? Why not??" Caller: "Because there's a power failure." Operator: "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??" Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?" Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!"
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Post by Rocket on Aug 14, 2007 14:38:47 GMT -5
Err, Gramps? Shouldn't you post that stuff in the "Random Quotes" thread?
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Post by kimmyfan48 on Aug 14, 2007 16:02:34 GMT -5
Getting ready to go to the Maryland Clinton (Hilary Clinton that is) Campaign Organizational Meeting
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