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Post by Corencio on Nov 9, 2008 19:58:01 GMT -5
...How the heck am I stuck to the ground? I thought the Bondo-Ball only worked on organic---HOLY brilliance. *takes out Bondo-Ball antidote, unsticks self, and teleports in front of Donne* Hello again =P *seizes the NMR, throws down a bondo-ball, bonding myself to the NMR and catching Donne in the gas*
*runs*
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Post by Donne on Nov 9, 2008 21:34:50 GMT -5
*chases after Corencio and slashes a light saber through his shirt, freeing the NMR and shreds of PG-rated clothing parts*
Hahaha! *sticks out tongue and retreats to Citadel of Doom*
*STEPS INSIDE Citadel of Doom for clarification*
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Post by Corencio on Nov 9, 2008 21:42:43 GMT -5
YOWCH!
Not cool -.- *heals the severed flesh and clothing* *walks up to the door of the Citadel of Doom and uses a secret knock that makes the door explode* *dashes in, steals the NMR, and hides in the broom closet*
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Post by Donne on Nov 9, 2008 22:50:15 GMT -5
SHIRT, not flesh. Here. *tosses him $10 to pay for the clothing damages* Happy? -.-
Wait, what? *stares at exploded door, then turns to henchpeople* Okay, who programmed that secret knock in?
(a moment passes, then a henchman raises his hand nervously)
Oy. *pulls lever and the broom closet explodes into the air*
...Oops. Wrong lever.
Henchman: Why do we even HAVE that lever?
*sighs, then pulls other lever that makes the floor slide away from the henchman*
(henchman falls, yelling)
Alright, now. *wipes hands* Now, where is that-
Ah! Here it is. *picks up NMR, which is laying on the ground wide-eyed with singed whiskers* Huh. Wonder how that got there...
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 10, 2008 17:46:40 GMT -5
Bring out da butta, we're gonna make toast!
*blasts donne with a flamethrower set to high power, comically causing her to burn pitch black in color and collapse into a pile of ashes, and steals NMR*
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Post by Donne on Nov 11, 2008 17:20:52 GMT -5
*gets swept into the wind and pieced back together miraculously* What's that you were saying? Get out the butter? *ironically throws stick of butter at Luke's feet, making him drop the NMR as he waves his arms about for balance and slips into the conveniently-placed hippo circus nearby. Hilarity ensues.* *runs up to grab NMR and buys/shares popcorn as she watches the circus ring*
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 11, 2008 21:25:42 GMT -5
Whoa! *gets teleported away* *appears in a space station* Huh. . .. *walks out to an area with a target as a platform, on it a jet pack and cool looking gogles* hpzr.freeweb7.com/majetpack.htm (a veiw of the jetpack in question). *The alarms blare, puts the Jetpack and googles on* *Zero-G: ACTIVATED!* *stuff is floating around* *finds the NMR conveinently floating* *starts flying around the zero-G space station, breaking a few crates open for fun*
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Post by Donne on Nov 20, 2008 21:48:43 GMT -5
*zaps Reality with girly-gun*
*takes NMR from Luke and disappears somewhere in the Caribbean*
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 21, 2008 14:40:16 GMT -5
*the Black Pearl attacks Donne, steals NMR in the confusion*
*Escapes into Hyperspace*
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Post by Donne on Nov 21, 2008 17:00:14 GMT -5
*blasts Luke with perfume*
*snatches NMR*
*jumps away onto the Flying Dutchman*
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 22, 2008 11:33:00 GMT -5
*Torpedoes the flying Dutchman, steals NMR as Donne sinks below the sea*
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Post by Donne on Nov 22, 2008 14:48:57 GMT -5
*blasts Luke with Horrible's Freeze Ray while singing*
*takes NMR below Black Pearl's deck*
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 23, 2008 8:43:27 GMT -5
*Resists the Cold Damage*
*Sets a detonator on the Black Peral's lower hull, blows it open, gets in, takes NMR, and escapes the same way I came in, blasting any crewmen foolish enough to try and stop me with a sonic rifle*
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Post by Donne on Nov 23, 2008 14:42:07 GMT -5
*Laughs evilly*
You ignoramus! It was not an ice beam nor a death ray! It stops time!
HahahHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAhaha!
*blasts Freeze Ray erratically at Luke as he futilely attempts to escape*
*takes NMR from Luke and jumps overboard in a graceful swan-like dive (not unlike Jacks') and kicks her way to the waiting escape pod*
*closes escape pod door and hurtles down to the ocean's depths immediately before Freeze Ray's effects wear off*
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 23, 2008 19:32:59 GMT -5
*'Secretly Borrows' Dr. Nefarious Trophy (Dr. N. Trophy for short)'s time machine, warps Donne, the NMR and self to a Iceberg Lab, and the Humiliskate begins, with me ontop of Donne (That's SO wrong!)*
(For those unfamiliar with the term Humiliskate)
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Post by Donne on Nov 23, 2008 19:43:14 GMT -5
Yes, it is! *pushes him off of her mid-skiing*
*blasts Luke with the same Youtube video three times and makes off with the NMR*
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 23, 2008 19:44:45 GMT -5
Whoa! *goes flying, lands gracefully* *Immune to YouTube videos*
*socks Donne in the face and escapes with NMR*
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Post by Donne on Nov 23, 2008 19:46:41 GMT -5
That is SO low!
*runs after him and trips him, making the NMR go flying*
*dives after NMR and catches it*
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Post by Luke Danger on Nov 23, 2008 19:49:18 GMT -5
*Speeds by in a Jeep, two-wheelering to grab NMR* THANKS!
*back on 4 wheels, takes a speed boost and goes flying over a gorge, landing on the other side safely*
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Post by Corencio on Apr 19, 2009 20:46:27 GMT -5
*is waiting on the other side of the gorge on his motorcycle* Oh yeah, high-speed. *waits for the jeep to pass, then teleports the NMR into my hand and speeds off along the edge of the gorge*
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