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Post by trollis on Feb 15, 2006 7:31:18 GMT -5
1, Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. 2, No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. Friendly fire ain't. 3, The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. 4, The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it. 5, The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. 6, The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short. 7, Incoming fire has the right of way. 8, If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush. 9, The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. 10, If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. 11, The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions. 12, The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 13, There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss. 14, Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. 15, If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Murphy's Military Laws.
MvH Anders "Trollis" Bernhardsson
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 15, 2006 8:32:46 GMT -5
"No big."
-- Kim Possible, in almost every KP episode ever.
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Post by drakkenlover on Feb 15, 2006 17:05:11 GMT -5
"Shut-up, you're so annoying!" -King Julian, Madagascar.
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Feb 15, 2006 17:07:31 GMT -5
-You know Jedi is actually a registered religion. Yep, its my religion. I'm soo gonna get initiated. - You're very cool Livvy. You really are.
-Me and my friends
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 15, 2006 17:10:58 GMT -5
"I wanna be an airborne ranger / I wanna be an airborne ranger / Before the day I die / There are five things I wanna ride / Rifle, lifeboat, automobile / Vernon's mother and a ferris wheel... "
-- John Bender, The Breakfast Club
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Post by drakkenlover on Feb 15, 2006 18:23:50 GMT -5
"Random, are we talking about me?" -Kim Possible, Emotion Sickness
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Post by Quin Separable on Feb 15, 2006 19:54:41 GMT -5
ME: Man, I hate it how she [my sis] and her friend act. Always worrying about how they look, what others think abou them - MOM: Hey, not everyone was born 40 like you, okay?
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 15, 2006 19:57:18 GMT -5
"I don't want another pretty face / I don't want just anyone to hold / I don't want my love to go to waste."
-- Jesse McCartney, Beautiful Soul
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Post by Quin Separable on Feb 15, 2006 20:22:44 GMT -5
ODD: It's really cool here. And are there cool chicks too? *He and Jeremie walk out to see Ulrich and a girl training* JEREMIE: That's Yumi. *Yumi throws a punch, Ulrich dodges* She trains everyday with Ulrich. *Ulrich punches; Yumi grabs his arm and flings him to the ground, falling over top of him.* So you'd better not give her hard time! *Ulrich and Yumi look at the precarious position they're in and blush*
~Garage Kids (The Code Lyoko Pilot)
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Post by Quin Separable on Feb 15, 2006 20:50:17 GMT -5
ODD: Jeremie! It isn't the scanners she has to worry about. I just had a vision [while on Lyoko]. I saw Yumi falling into the digital void! JEREMIE: Virtualized forever? *slight pause* Hey Yumi - YUMI *while on Lyoko*: I heard him. ULRICH *who is badly injured*: I'll go and help her. ODD: What? JEREMIE: Come on Ulrich. Take a look at yourself! The shape you're in...it'd be crazy! ULRICH *struggling to his feet*: Odd ... help me.
~Code Lyoko; "Cruel Dilemma"
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Post by Kimron Posstoppable on Feb 15, 2006 21:18:30 GMT -5
Voice over: Meanwhile, King Arthur and Bedevere, not more than a swallow's flight away, had discovered something... Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Arthur: Who are you? Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"! Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"! Knight of Ni: The same. Other Knight of Ni: Who are we? Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm! Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm! Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice! Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No! Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us. Arthur: Well what is it you want? Knight of Ni: We want..... (pregnant pause) A SHRUBBERY!!!! (dramatic minor chord) Arthur: A *WHAT*? Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni! Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery. Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive. Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. Knight of Ni: One that looks nice. Arthur: Of course! Knight of Ni: And not *too* expensive. Arthur; Yes! Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO! --- The Knights Who Say "Ni", Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Post by trollis on Feb 15, 2006 21:28:48 GMT -5
"These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..." Topper Harley: Hot Shots
MvH Anders "Trollis" Bernhardsson
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Post by Quin Separable on Feb 15, 2006 22:47:22 GMT -5
^lol
"Ulrich, are you with us or not? I know you're unhappy but there's no reason to be! Our friendship's stronger then that right? You can't let Sissy's dirty trick break us up, can you? So forget all of that, please, we need your help!"
~Yumi; Code Lyoko; "Swarming Attack"
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Post by trollis on Feb 16, 2006 6:07:34 GMT -5
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really IS an idiot." Groucho Marx
MvH Anders "Trollis" Bernhardsson
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Feb 16, 2006 8:26:58 GMT -5
You will never find the hidden treasure of Cleopatra, comin atcha! - Stomach King
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 16, 2006 8:40:55 GMT -5
"I'm not gonna be an Owl!"
--Luqkim, via AIM
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Feb 16, 2006 8:49:01 GMT -5
Crush
Ron: So Heinrick, got any daughters who would like to go to a big american dance party? Heinrick: Nine Ron: NINE! One would be plenty...well maybe two. ;D Makes me laugh every time.
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Post by trollis on Feb 16, 2006 8:50:37 GMT -5
"Empty spaces - what are we living for Abandoned places - I guess we know the score On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for..."Queen - The Show Must Go On MvH Anders "Trollis" Bernhardsson
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 16, 2006 8:58:49 GMT -5
"Gentlemen, this is the naco."
-- Ron Stoppable, to Team Impossible, Kim Possible: Team Impossible
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Post by Hate Spinnerbait on Feb 16, 2006 12:17:40 GMT -5
Once before I walked upon your silver shore - Random poem I found on the web
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