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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 6, 2008 2:17:10 GMT -5
Top hundred things I've learned from KP...
100. It is possible to travel from Colorado to Japan and back in the course of one evening. 99. Lipstick is only meant to be worn on the upper lip. 98. Always file your nails while wearing gloves. 97. If the girl you like likes another guy, don't worry: He's probably just made of synthetic goo. 96. Aliens have a surprisingly good grasp of the English language. 95. Most restaurants, schools, fast-food joints, and museums will not mind if you bring a rodent into the premises. Particularly if you allow the rodent on the table in the presence of food.
Keep the list going! ;D
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Post by jakeplut on Jan 6, 2008 2:27:22 GMT -5
94. No matter how many times you are involved in its destruction, your favourite restaurant will always welcome you.
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Post by slicknickshady on Jan 6, 2008 2:52:35 GMT -5
93. Kim & Ron were meant to be together from the start. 92. Always listen to your girlfriend.
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Post by frozenfire on Jan 6, 2008 5:36:07 GMT -5
91. It's possible to take someone's good and bad and only put back the bad stuff...
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Post by Commander Argus on Jan 6, 2008 7:04:08 GMT -5
90. Rockets are GO!
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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 6, 2008 9:31:14 GMT -5
89. Only about 50% of people have pupils in their eyes. 88. Boys and men do not feel the need to change clothing.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 6, 2008 11:05:37 GMT -5
87. Being into cheerleading will enable you to do kung fu.
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Post by eclogite on Jan 6, 2008 12:27:10 GMT -5
86. You can build a viable spacecraft, capable of underwater operation as well, in a vehicle slightly larger than a VW.
85. If you accelerate continental drift using a machine, there are no consequences to the continents other than moving.
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Post by tidus on Jan 6, 2008 12:46:46 GMT -5
84. A good lair involves spinning tops of dooms and self activated laser guns.
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Post by eclogite on Jan 6, 2008 14:00:49 GMT -5
83. It's not an especially good idea to subscribe to magazines if you want to keep your location secret.
82. Sneakers have seat belts and tiny little crash helmets built into them,
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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 6, 2008 14:27:50 GMT -5
84. A good lair involves spinning tops of dooms and self activated laser guns. As well as door that go "woosh." 81. Space suits, snow suits, scarves, goggles, and tuxedos all come in rodent-sized. 80. A blue man and a green woman wearing unusual costumes can stroll into a supermarket and no one will even blink. 79. Khaki cargo pants have been discontinued in all stores and outlets across the world.
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Post by eclogite on Jan 6, 2008 16:00:24 GMT -5
78. It's easy to make a standing jump to several times one's own height.
77. There is considerable more activity involving peculiar flying machines than was previously thought (the AVRO aircar was apparently stolen by Dr. DRakken).
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Post by fiaile on Jan 6, 2008 16:54:43 GMT -5
89. Only about 50% of people have pupils in their eyes. Rules! 76. You can easily make a call to one of 5 richest people on earth (Martin Smarty). 75. Students in high-school usually prepare projects about personal history, heroes and such.
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Post by ILoveK.P.Alot on Jan 6, 2008 17:01:16 GMT -5
74. If you eat nothing but fast food, you will turn into a giant monster bent on eating donuts signs.
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Post by executor on Jan 6, 2008 17:09:46 GMT -5
73. Alien spacecrafts are falling donw to earth slower than other objects.
72. Alien spacecraft can withstand heat created by falling into atmosphere but cant withstand impact with two aliens.
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DuoHimura
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My drill is the drill that pierces the heavens!
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Post by DuoHimura on Jan 6, 2008 17:17:57 GMT -5
And let us not forget:
71. Sky-diving with infants is not only a reasonable course of action, it is, quote: "fun."
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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 6, 2008 17:27:42 GMT -5
70. No matter where you are in the world, there will be an aircraft, ship, or spacecraft within a five-mile radius that will conveniently contain individuals indebted to you and are willing to transport you anywhere in the world without further notice. 69. Tokyo looks an awful lot like Times Square in New York.
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Post by executor on Jan 6, 2008 17:52:44 GMT -5
My favorite.
68. Its no problem to survive impact with highly electrically charged tower.
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Post by Blue on Jan 6, 2008 17:58:37 GMT -5
67.) Something that looks totally cool might just kill you in one second.
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Post by tidus on Jan 6, 2008 19:02:37 GMT -5
66. Somethings when told DNT, it is a good idea to do it anyway
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