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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 15, 2008 2:03:12 GMT -5
942. Middleton High functions remarkably well, considering that there is one teacher (who also functions as principal, football coach, cheerleader coach, driving instructor, etc.)
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Post by manofevil on Jan 15, 2008 22:57:05 GMT -5
941. Teeny tiny tasty bits is neither teeny nor tiny. 940. There's no better way to learn how to make good choices than to care for another living being unless it's a hermit crab cause their just hard shelled ungratefulness. 939. Smarty Mart really DOES sell everything. 938. You can't trust show folk. 937. It is possible to survive an international journey while trapped in a crate with a cow.
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Post by LicaWolf on Jan 16, 2008 17:12:00 GMT -5
936. Defeat tastes salty 937. The grizzlies don't get along with the gators 936. All your battlesuits now belong to Dementor
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Post by manofevil on Jan 16, 2008 17:23:01 GMT -5
935. With great pets comes great responsibilities.. and mealworms. 934. Show folk are just like everyone else. Except they’re beautiful wealthy and live by no recognizable moral code. 933. Movie mavens will only cave if their personal digital assistants are threatened. 932. Chocolate gnash is made of equal parts dark chocolate and fresh dairy cream. Simple but delicious on everything. 931. Solar powered calculators are useless in dark panic rooms.
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Post by sarah2009 on Jan 17, 2008 9:38:58 GMT -5
930. You can change your clothes randomly and nobody will notice.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 17, 2008 23:03:50 GMT -5
929. Agent Will Du is very irkable.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 17, 2008 23:12:06 GMT -5
928. Don't work with your friends.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 17, 2008 23:18:47 GMT -5
927. Six helicopters = One tragic hair day.
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Post by tiina on Jan 18, 2008 6:34:46 GMT -5
926. Don't buy a shampoo bottle if there is a blue mans picture on the side of the bottle.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 18, 2008 16:41:59 GMT -5
925. A wheel of cheese as big as a building can be created and left outside and somehow neither the birds nor insects will touch it.
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Post by jakeplut on Jan 19, 2008 3:55:49 GMT -5
924. Naked mole rats are champions at bellyflopping.
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Post by Blue on Jan 19, 2008 11:47:38 GMT -5
923.) Do NOT defy the odds.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 19, 2008 15:10:43 GMT -5
922. Apparently, monkey ninjas do NOT fling poo at people.
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Post by drakkensgurl on Jan 19, 2008 15:17:42 GMT -5
921. No matter how many years you wear a croptop used every single day of the week 24/7, it'll always stay the same size and positioning.
920. ^Same with cargo pants. ;D (Although they are cute, so...) ;D
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Post by manofevil on Jan 19, 2008 16:20:34 GMT -5
919. A factory can be automated to the point where only two people are required to operate it.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Jan 20, 2008 10:23:21 GMT -5
^^ Well, it seems as though only one person is needed to run Middleton High...
918. A crop top and cargo pants are ideal clothes to wear in all locations of the world, regardless of climate. I never did understand how Possible managed that one.
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Post by Jersey7 on Jan 20, 2008 16:30:25 GMT -5
917. Treehouses have weight limits.
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Post by LicaWolf on Jan 20, 2008 17:10:18 GMT -5
916. The Monkey Power is strong. Booyah. 915. All spaceships, no matter how advanced they are, have an off switch... 914. ...and a garbage hatch. 913. It's a good idea to bring equal portions of each food group in your car trunk, in case that some friend mutates into a monster.
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Post by dracorex on Jan 20, 2008 22:08:30 GMT -5
912. Almost all girls have supermodel bodies.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 20, 2008 22:28:31 GMT -5
911. The world's biggest Cheese Wheel is not a cheese-covered building. It's 100 percent Wisconsin Swiss. 910. If you stay calm and stick together, there won't be any brain harvesting.
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