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Post by GT on Mar 15, 2008 9:33:58 GMT -5
Kinda like a role-playing game. One guy acts as the omniscient narrator, telling the player the outcomes of their choices. The rest of you are the foolish humans who go inside the haunted mansion. Here's how it goes: I give you a few choices, and you choose. Then I'll tell you what happened. Inspired from my friend. Guaranteed for laughs!
First question: You see a dark and spooky mansion, and you decide to go near it. but your friends tell you not to go. What do you do?
a) ignore those fools
b) listen to those fools and get the hell outta there
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Post by drakkensgurl on Mar 15, 2008 9:36:30 GMT -5
Ignore teh fools!
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Post by GT on Mar 15, 2008 9:38:09 GMT -5
Good choice. You enter the front yard. your friends leave, but then when they cross the road, they get hit by a truck. They all die. (see what would have happened) You go up to the door. Do you knock or just open the door?
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Post by The Legend that is KPCrusader on Mar 15, 2008 11:42:18 GMT -5
Knock.
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Post by GT on Mar 15, 2008 16:19:51 GMT -5
An old man wearing a dunce hat answers. He looks at you, and tells you to come in. Do you go in, or not?
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Post by Sweetnsour on Mar 15, 2008 16:24:24 GMT -5
i march right in past teh fool. ;D
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Post by GT on Mar 15, 2008 17:05:27 GMT -5
The guy in the dunce hat lets you in and proceeds to sit back in his dark corner. You move in and see things that can only exist in other dimensions. You see Ron stalking Nabusan, people walking upside down, and ghosts hunting bears. All of a sudden you see an apple on the floor. Do you take it?
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Post by Tenkan on Mar 15, 2008 19:08:01 GMT -5
Answer: No...I decide not to take it. An apple would be quite useless in the hands of a droid.
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Post by GT on Mar 15, 2008 19:19:56 GMT -5
The apple was in fact a bomb. It exploded and you were blown back by the force. You fall unconscious for a long time. When you wake up, you are in an attic. There is a mirror. Do you look in it?
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Post by Tenkan on Mar 15, 2008 19:43:12 GMT -5
Answer: Of course...I have not checked out my rear-end of my parts for quite sometime.
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Post by GT on Mar 15, 2008 19:46:57 GMT -5
You look at it. To your horror, you do not see your own reflection, but instead the face of a corpse. Suddenly, it moves by its own free will, and reaches out to you. It grabs your wrist and pulls you toward the mirror. It utters five words "come and suffer with me" You look desperately around, until you see something lying on the ground. An orange that has a sign saying eat me. Do you eat it or throw it at the corpse?
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Post by archard on Mar 19, 2008 21:39:26 GMT -5
I eat it.
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Post by drakkensgurl on Mar 25, 2008 20:11:33 GMT -5
Eat it also.
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Post by GT on Mar 27, 2008 21:20:55 GMT -5
Apparently the orange was contaminated with the substance from project Titan. You grow big,but the corpse comes to life and chases you. What do you do?
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Post by archard on Mar 28, 2008 23:13:16 GMT -5
I haul ass!
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Post by GT on Mar 29, 2008 17:23:33 GMT -5
The corpse dies, but in its place a hundred appear. What do you do? There is a door but it is locked.
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Post by Sweetnsour on Mar 29, 2008 17:25:50 GMT -5
I call my mommy!
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Post by Blue on Mar 29, 2008 17:38:44 GMT -5
I get out my video camera and record everything.
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Post by drakkensgurl on Mar 29, 2008 17:40:07 GMT -5
Lockpick the door with my mad skillz.
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Post by Blue on Mar 29, 2008 17:42:31 GMT -5
But if there was a door I couldn't open, I'd knock on it to see if anyone's in there. If not, I just keep on recording. Come on, they're ghosts, people! It's not like they can touch me
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