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Aug 24, 2004 16:06:49 GMT -5
Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Aug 24, 2004 16:06:49 GMT -5
Yeah, usually I just look at an avatar to see who's posting.
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Aug 24, 2004 16:12:06 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 16:12:06 GMT -5
Don't mind me. I'm a guest, but what's an avatar?
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Aug 24, 2004 16:14:56 GMT -5
Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Aug 24, 2004 16:14:56 GMT -5
Images under your name.
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Aug 24, 2004 16:21:35 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 16:21:35 GMT -5
OHHH! I get it! 4give me my mom calls me a blonde, but i'm really a brunette! I swear i am.
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Aug 24, 2004 16:30:33 GMT -5
Post by Meowzy on Aug 24, 2004 16:30:33 GMT -5
Ok. See i got Shego's sidekick and Meowzy mixed up because of their pictures on their signatures. Sry. No offense to either one of you i just don't pay much attention. That's okay! ^^ I get alot of people mixed up too. I know! My sisiter calls my a blone even though I'm a brunette too.
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Aug 24, 2004 16:33:33 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 16:33:33 GMT -5
I know a ton of blonde jokes and sadly, i might do some of them in my lifetime.
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Aug 24, 2004 16:43:26 GMT -5
Post by Meowzy on Aug 24, 2004 16:43:26 GMT -5
Yeah. Like the scratch 'n sniff sticker underwater one? The sad thing is, I've actually tried to breath underwater, and I'm a swimmer.
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Aug 24, 2004 16:50:19 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 16:50:19 GMT -5
Have you heard the one about the blonde who goes into a library? Or the blonde cop? Or the blonde NASA worker? Why am i suddenly reminded of barbie?
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Aug 24, 2004 16:56:28 GMT -5
Post by Meowzy on Aug 24, 2004 16:56:28 GMT -5
I can't think of them right now...but I've probably heard them some time or another. :P
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Aug 24, 2004 17:02:09 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 17:02:09 GMT -5
a blonde walks into a library and says, 'i wanna order a big mac and a coke!' and the librarian says, 'i'm sry. this is a library.' the blonde looks around and whispers,' oh. i wanna order a big mac and a coke.'
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Aug 24, 2004 17:03:00 GMT -5
Post by Kim on Aug 24, 2004 17:03:00 GMT -5
I get called blonde. I'm a brunette that just happends to have blonde streaks in my hair!
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Aug 24, 2004 17:03:01 GMT -5
Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Aug 24, 2004 17:03:01 GMT -5
Seven blondes and a brunette are stranded on an island. A helicopter comes to pick them up and carry them to civilization. A rope is dropped, and all eight females get up on the rope. As the helicopter flies over the ocean, it starts to stall and drop slowly, discovering that it is too heavy of a load to make it all the way. The brunette gets all the blonde's attention and gives a long sad speech of how she was going to sacrifice herself to save all of them. Then all the blondes applaud.
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Aug 24, 2004 17:05:36 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 17:05:36 GMT -5
I know that 1. it's my sister's favorite. A blonde walks into a bar and says ouch.
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Aug 24, 2004 17:10:50 GMT -5
Post by Meowzy on Aug 24, 2004 17:10:50 GMT -5
I've heard those jokes! I especially love the one with the helicopter. :P
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Aug 24, 2004 17:21:41 GMT -5
Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Aug 24, 2004 17:21:41 GMT -5
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My goodness!" the trooper exclaimed "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...." "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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Aug 24, 2004 17:45:06 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 17:45:06 GMT -5
Cute! A blonde gets pulled over 4 speeding and a lady cop (who's also a blonde) pulls her over. the cop asks for her drivers licence. "what's it look like?" asks the blonde. "it's got your picture on it." says the cop. The blonde pulls out her compact looks in it and hands it to the cop. the cop looks at it and says, "if u woulda told me u were a cop i wouldn't have asked for this in the first place!" ;D
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Aug 24, 2004 18:07:32 GMT -5
Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Aug 24, 2004 18:07:32 GMT -5
Lol. Harrharr.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops and they hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it, she says "meow" and the cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop prods the bag with the redhead in it she says "woof". The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it she say in her sweetest voice "Potato."
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Aug 24, 2004 18:09:23 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 18:09:23 GMT -5
OMG!!!!! You can't say that! I wanted to say that! That's my favorite one! I didn't used to get it so every time i have a blonde moment my mom calls me a 'potato'.
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Aug 24, 2004 18:20:25 GMT -5
Post by OnOn on Aug 24, 2004 18:20:25 GMT -5
Now that y'all taught me to scroll down to see who's online, there's no escape from me! I know you're on there, i see you hiding from me! (DQ)
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Aug 26, 2004 0:16:44 GMT -5
Post by Ravie Byrd on Aug 26, 2004 0:16:44 GMT -5
funny though. whoever says it. ;D
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