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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Aug 22, 2009 16:45:06 GMT -5
What do you plan to do after your retirement? D:
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Post by The Yetimonster on Aug 22, 2009 20:41:56 GMT -5
I plan to do the same things every day.
1 . Wake up at 4am 2. Go for a 1-hour run. 3. Watch Kazaam. 4. Drink a bottle of Cisco. 5. Go on a violent Cisco-rampage. 6. Vomit. 7. Go for a 2 hour run. 8. Watch Kazaam again. 9. Eat 50 tacos from Taco Bell. 10. Vomit again. 11. Fap to pr0nz until I pass out. 12. Repeat.
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Aug 22, 2009 22:27:38 GMT -5
You truly are a god amongst men.
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Post by garnetblack on Aug 26, 2009 21:05:03 GMT -5
What is Cisco?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Aug 27, 2009 0:54:01 GMT -5
The most vicious, mind-warping ghetto wine ever made. The U.S. government once stepped in to make the company that makes it change their slogans and advertising campaigns. Because people who drink a lot Cisco are almost guaranteed to turn violent...and it was practically being advertised as a wine cooler.
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Aug 28, 2009 16:28:38 GMT -5
Anything that's one letter away from becoming Crisco is never good I imagine.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Aug 30, 2009 2:18:04 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure it's safer to eat a whole tub of Crisco than drink a whole bottle of Cisco.
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Post by Mickey on Sept 5, 2009 1:30:19 GMT -5
So, the other night I was crossing the street and I stubbed my toe on the curb. I said, "Ow," and continued on my way. About ten seconds later I realized that my toes were starting to stick to my sandal. I walked towards the library where was light, and sure enough, I did a number on my toe and it bled way more than a stubbed toe should. Also, keeping a band-aid on your toe, especially your big toe, is an exercise in futility,
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Post by Charlotte C on Sept 8, 2009 22:01:28 GMT -5
Good driving song...yes or no?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Sept 8, 2009 22:05:25 GMT -5
So, the other night I was crossing the street and I stubbed my toe on the curb. I said, "Ow," and continued on my way. About ten seconds later I realized that my toes were starting to stick to my sandal. I walked towards the library where was light, and sure enough, I did a number on my toe and it bled way more than a stubbed toe should. Also, keeping a band-aid on your toe, especially your big toe, is an exercise in futility, That's the world's way of punishing you for being a man who wears sandals. Good driving song...yes or no? Eh, it's okay. Amusing, but not a favorite of mine. My Honda committed suicide the other day. I've got to buy a car now. I think I'm going to go back to Volvo ownership.
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Post by Mickey on Sept 11, 2009 16:25:04 GMT -5
So, the other night I was crossing the street and I stubbed my toe on the curb. I said, "Ow," and continued on my way. About ten seconds later I realized that my toes were starting to stick to my sandal. I walked towards the library where was light, and sure enough, I did a number on my toe and it bled way more than a stubbed toe should. Also, keeping a band-aid on your toe, especially your big toe, is an exercise in futility, That's the world's way of punishing you for being a man who wears sandals. I have them because during the summer I had to choose between being barefoot, wearing stupid crocs, or flipflops. My position as a lifeguard did not allow me to wear regular shoes and I had to find shoes with a back. Sandals were my best option. I paid good money for them, so I am going ro wear them into the ground.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Sept 11, 2009 22:58:50 GMT -5
Okay, if the other option was crocs, sandal-wearing is definitely the way to go.
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Post by Mickey on Sept 12, 2009 1:15:46 GMT -5
Okay, if the other option was crocs, sandal-wearing is definitely the way to go. If the elephant man and the bearded lady had a child, it still wouldn't be as ugly as a pair of crocs.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Sept 14, 2009 22:43:45 GMT -5
I hear if you click your crocs heels together three times, you get magically transported to a cosmetic surgeon.
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Post by CJS: The Last Fender Bender on Oct 10, 2009 0:54:14 GMT -5
Someone posted a Beatles hate thread on /b/ and it reminded me of you. Also, what were some of your favorite cars at that show you went to a while back that you posted pictures of?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 10, 2009 1:49:29 GMT -5
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Post by Mickey on Oct 16, 2009 11:17:51 GMT -5
If I ever divorce the road and get married to a woman, this is what my marriage will be like everyday: It's almost something to look forward to.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 19, 2009 0:18:13 GMT -5
You'll have to move to Utah, where you can marry the road and the girl.
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Post by Mickey on Oct 19, 2009 19:45:47 GMT -5
You'll have to move to Utah, where you can marry the road and the girl. Do you know what the penalty is for having more than one marriage? having more than one mother-in-law
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Post by Mickey on Oct 21, 2009 22:48:31 GMT -5
I'm getting a new car next week. A '95 green Jeep Grand Cherokee.
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