Make it up as you go along!

[Lord FunkyHoof]

A while back one of the things I liked to do was type the first things that came to mind which end up becoming a story. So I thought it'd be fun to try this again. It flexes your mind AND helps you improve your typing speed, well for me anyway =P

So yes, it's simple, just keep typing using whatever comes to mind, with little backspacing or editing. Simple, no?

...No? You're trying to make me look like an idiot don't you? I knew it! I KNEW IT FROM THE BEGINNING!!! You're all against me aren't you? It's just like that one time at the bakery shop! That jelly glazed donut was heavy on the jelly but light on the glaze! THAT'S NOT HOW I LIKE IT. And then he has the GALL to ask for a tip, A TIP! You think I'm gonna TIP you on something unsatisfactory as this! I've seen lemonade stands that provide better service than this!

That's it! I knew it! Well that's it, I'm through! I'll be taking my chia pet collection and my potato that looks like Chuck Norris! You never appreciated anything I've ever done! I'll be sending for my futon later.

No wait, you can keep it! Since it has your bread crumbs all over it! You just can't have enough of your bread now can you?!

(Storms off and slams the door)

.........sorry I forgot my keys. Now where was I? OH YEAH. (Slams door again)

[Baroque]

Oh, this sounds kinda funny.
And I read beard crumbs. Why did I read that, most likely because you mentioned Chuck Norris, I'm fairly sure many people will mention him as he's on everyone's mind, like a burden, just different. Bearden. Yes, he's a bearden on everyones mind but a bearden's not a burden (had too much Tim Burton in my head, too, that's why I wrote burdon and not burden) 'cause beards are better than burds which kinda sounds like birds. And birds like to eat beard crumbs. It ends like it began!

[Fusion Fox]

I've told you before about those doughnuts that you get heavy on the glaze, they're going to kill you one day! Remember that time when you kept slamming the clerk's head on the desk until he added more glaze? Then you threw hot coffee at him when he didn't arrange the jellybeans on it as you'd asked? He just kept crying and everybody looked horrified. I mean sure he had it coming, he gave you terrible service, but you could've been more subtle. Like poisoning him with cyanide. Apple pips are supposed to contain cyanide, which makes me wonder if you could build up an immunity by slowly upping your dosage every day. They say don't eat more than like 9 in an hour to avoid any symptoms so you could start with that and work your way up. Sure it wouldn't be easy, but imagine putting 'immune to cyanide' on your resume under 'special skills'. It might make you look paranoid, but also prepared.

[Panther]

It's kinda hard for me to write the first thing I think of on my Wii. I write slower. My thoughts are behind me. But I'll try. My dad's making Rice la George for dinner. I used to hate it because when I was seven I threw it up and it didn't even look digested, like at all, so for about two years whenever I looked at it I saw vomit. I like it now, though. Especially with hot sauce. That reminds me, I put too many jalapenos on my nachos today. I told Brian and he started quoting Jeff Dunham for like, 5 minutes. My dad's nachos are awesome. He should use chicken instead of beef. I like the beef, though.

[Ashley Benlove]

JEFF DUNHAM!!!! I love him so much. South Park, Tweek Vs. Craig is on right now. Oh, man, this is classic South Park. So... what am I doing? Am I supposed to be writing this for how long? Like, 5 minutes? I'm already losing interest in this. OH NO, RICHARD'S LOVE IS DYING. SADNESS. I loved that woman in that episode when I was like, 12, and 9 years later, I still love her. I think Kenny is gonna die soon. I have a quiz tomorrow on chapter 2 of my criminology book. One of the books. I think I'll ace it. I'll study a little bit more before my class. I have time, the class starts at 12:30. I touched my eye while I wrote this. I sneezed like 6 times in the first two hours I was in class today. I must have crazy allergies. And it's not even Spring yet. It's still Winter according to that stupid groundhog.

Okay, I'm done.

[Luqkim...]

After playing Left 4 Dead, I now have a personal vendetta against zombies. Especially the kind that vomits alot. Why would zombies even like other zombie's vomit? Thats gross, yet oh-so annoying. I now have the knowledge to survive a zombie apocalypse, if one ever will happen. You know what zombies are racist, in a way. They always go after the non-infected or the non-zombies. Why target a specific group of people only? Cant we live happily together? No fair. Also, I never knew zombies could run that fast anyway. They're not allowed to be that fast! I'm calling zombie bullsh*t! Oh wait, i'm just quoting what Zoey said in the game. Zoey is hot, for some reason. I bet she's the only reason those other 3 guys stuck around and not just succumb to the outbreak anyways. Zoey's also the only character i keep playing anyway. What the hell is wrong with me

D:

[Lord FunkyHoof]

It brings a tear to my eye to see people participating in something I've created, it reminds me of the time I spent hours making a cookie cake and no one wanted a piece of it I said it was tasty but no one believed me. WHY DIDN'T THEY BELIEVE ME?! I mean it's not like I spent 4 hours on it trying to make it one of the best tasting cookie cakes ever! And I certainly didn't have anything better to do! No siree, no exams or studying! I could've become one of the best fire fighters in Robstown history, but I sacrificed that for this cookie cake that only I ate in the end.

...Why does this remind me of that? I love you guys, in a totally platonic way of course. Well, except for a few of you...you know who you are