5/5
26 Predictions correct
Grande Size Me was different… but it was pretty good. I laughed and I cried. This is the third episode of this season I cried during an episode! Third! And we’re already 7 episodes in? What the funk? I cried for Ron’s fatness. So, the episode is about how Ron has to take Health class because he didn’t take it during Freshman year. Hey, I can relate! I took it in my junior year because I, too, neglected to take it when I was a freshman. I didn’t have the tweebs or Ron with me, but that’s digressing.
So, Ron learns of the food wheel, which is like their world’s version of the food pyramid. So, Ron is making a movie documentary a la Super Size Me (I have not seen that, yet) about him eating NOTHING BUT Grande Size Bueno Nacho. The very idea makes me sick. And, so by doing all this, Ron grows to a huge size and then the kids of the Doctors Possible (YES, Kim, Tim, and Jim! I wanted to spice it up!) have to save him, whilst they have to deal with villains from all four seasons and Jack Hench bugging them. In a lot of ways this episode was like a really weird mix of Ron The Man, Partners, and Bad Boy. Or at the very least what probably happens when the KP crew gets drunk.
One thing was for sure: by the end of the episode I was swearing off all fast food and was planning on never eating again.
So, the highlights of the episodes include:
*MHS Sigh: Pep Rally Some Assembly Required.
*Ron’s other priorities freshman year. Yay for flashbacks!
*Barkin teaching health class! I swear. OY!
*Jim, Tim, and Ron in the same class.
*Ron getting PO’d by Barkin saying the truth: fast food is bad. I can’t even do that everyday. It makes me sick thinking about.
*Kim: “Health class issues.”
*Ron getting indigestion. Eew.
*Kim and Ron having a rousing debate on healthy food! What fun!
*Kim’s woop woop alert thing. I loved that!
*Ron: “And this time, grande size me!”
*Jack Hench! He was awesome! Always in episodes where Ron gets screwed up! Ron the Man and Bad Boy!
*Wheel of Good Eating. YAY! Stuff I already knew but I could stand to listen to it more.
*Ron doing a documentary for his thingy.
*Kim talking to the camera
*Oh, what they could use that camera for… sigh. I’ll just have a happy party in my head!
*The scenes of Grande Size Me, Ron’s documentary. Including Ron and Barkin at Smarty Mart, Kim and Ron before school, and Ron getting fatter and more.
*I cried when Ron got fat. Several times!
*Barkin: “Don’t avert your eyes! Look at it!”
*Barkin making a good example of Ron.
*Kim and Ron: Rousing Debate on Healthy Food Part 2!
*Kim ate a lot of salads.
*Kim: “I can name a lot of villains!”
*Ron: “Gemini? I haven’t seen him in a while.” – That’s right. Since The Ron Factor. Season 2 premiere… summer 2003. A long time ago!
*Ron eating waaaaay too much. That makes me sick.
*That Vanna like Jack Hench sidekick lady. She annoyed me.
*Drakken appearing with Shego, but we are deliberately left in the dark about their relationship since the events of Mad Dogs and Aliens. Interesting.
*Ron: “When did air vents get so snug.”
*Ron: “This is not a time for your proper-eating-ganda!”
*Jack: “Lifetime discount to whoever nabs Kim Possible!”
*Kim fighting a lot of villains. Kim for the win!
*The villains telling Ron to get healthy in their own way.
*The cool appearance of the Sloth and their getaway! Yay!
*Kim’s black preppy shirt!
*Wade offering to get Ron a personal trainer.
*Barkin looking worried about Ron.
*Barkin’s worst nightmare: “The one about Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks.”
*Barkin: “You’ll be following this wheel like the latest plot line of Agony County!”
*Monique’s blue and pink outfit. It made me happy.
*Rufus being unable to fit in Ron’s pants!
*Ron getting fatter.
*Jack: “That’s the downside of working with villains. They’re always stealing your stuff.”
*Rufus raising the white flag…. And Ron eating MORE.
*That little boy Josh at Bueno Nacho.
*Kim’s emotional plea to Ron: “Ron, you have to stop this. What you’re doing. It’s not healthy. For you or for us.” Rufus agreed with her and it’s so not good for their relationship. No sex can’t be fun.
I wouldn’t have sex with Ron that fat. ;D
*Kim rendezvousing with Global Justice.
*The Sloth being followed by four villains in Cars. Classic!
*Ron goes Hulk on her asses. So wrong. I cried.
*Ned talking more!
*Jim stealing the K’cator from Kim’s pocket. Personal space anyone?
*Tim (or Jim): “Do you know you’re being followed by Dr. Draken?”
*The twins are so cool!
*Ron talking like a cavemen as Incredible Hulk.
*The car chases, totally funking cool!
*Kim talking on the K’Cator WHILE DRIVING!
*Jim and Tim wanting to forcefeed veggies to a senior. That was fun!
*The appearance of Gemini!
*The car crash into giant Ron!
*Ron and the Monkey Fist fight moment.
*Ron acting like King Kong.
*How helpful the tweebs were. I love it.
*Kim holding Ron in her arms after Ron’s exhausted from his Godzilla like rampage. I love it.
*The weird hug at the end.
*Ron talking to somebody (us? I hope not. I HATE when people break the fourth wall) in the tag. LOL.