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Post by rdwarrior on Feb 12, 2007 14:13:31 GMT -5
LOWERTON COACH UPSET.....CLAIMS MIDDLETON "CHEATED" IN WIN
Wants Athletic Association To Discipline Middleton Coach, Player, For Using "Battlesuit"
MIDDLETON (AP) - Head football coach Leon Roaring of Lowerton High School is upset that Middleton used a player wearing a specially-designed "Battlesuit" in the Mad Dogs 28-27 season-opening win over the Leaping Leopards.
Coach Roaring claims that Middleton quarterback Ron Stoppable, who was named the starter days before the opener, had an illegal advantage by wearing the "Battlesuit" owned by his crime-fighting partner, the world-renowned Kim Possible.
Possible, who also captains the Middleton cheerleading squad, is currently romantically linked to Stoppable.
Coach Roaring wants Stoppable, and, Middleton head coach Steve Barkin, disciplined by the State Athletic Association for the alleged infraction....and Middleton to forfeit their victory.
"This is a travesty" said Roaring. "We were the better team, and, they cheated using equipment not authorized for football use. This is the first time I ever heard of a football game won by a quarterback who wore his girlfriend's clothes."
The "Battlesuit" in question is an experimental space-age type of polymer which can deflect objects of all types, and, repair itself and the wearer when damaged. It was designed and created by child-prodigy Wade Load, who assists Possible and Stoppable on missions.
Stoppable and Possible were unavailable for comment.
Coach Barkin, at his weekly press conference, was asked about Roaring's claims.
"Life isn't fair" replied Barkin.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 12, 2007 14:15:17 GMT -5
Did you make taht? I love it.
The best part was:
"The "Battlesuit" in question is an experimental space-age type of polymer which can deflect objects of all types, and, repair itself and the wearer when damaged. It was designed and created by child-prodigy Wade Load, who assists Possible and Stoppable on missions.
Stoppable and Possible were unavailable for comment."
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Post by kingcrab on Feb 12, 2007 14:28:25 GMT -5
That Lowerton coach sounds like a big jerk, if you ask me.
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Post by Ron Stoppable on Feb 12, 2007 14:50:37 GMT -5
Stoppable and Possible were unavailable for comment. Like they even tried to call? This is seriously low quality reporting... they got so many errors in their its like they didn't actually pay attention.
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Post by nabusan on Feb 12, 2007 15:18:58 GMT -5
lol rd, taking a page out of Ron's book eh?
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Post by Avenger on Feb 12, 2007 15:54:35 GMT -5
Stoppable and Possible were unavailable for comment. Like they even tried to call? This is seriously low quality reporting... they got so many errors in their its like they didn't actually pay attention. No kidding. Reporter doesn't even know the name of the team. It's the Lowerton Lemurs, isn't it?
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Post by RC Williams♥Bonnie on Feb 12, 2007 15:56:28 GMT -5
It is the Lemurs... but their coach is a sore loser... he should take that whipping like a man and drive on..
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Post by nabusan on Feb 12, 2007 16:01:14 GMT -5
Chances are Ron would have out-run everyone and won anyway.
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Post by rdwarrior on Feb 12, 2007 17:29:13 GMT -5
My bad it was the Lemurs The ombudsman at The Examiner will investigate all errors. Please be patient as this was our first full article with actual "words"....we have moved up from the -------------- lines you saw before in our editions Mr. Stoppable, I believe you and Miss Possible were on one of your missions, or enjoying nacos at Bueno Nacho. We had to publish article before our deadline. No harm intended. This is a tough business, this business we call print media (Parody...not to be taken literally)
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 12, 2007 17:30:13 GMT -5
Yay for parodies.
One hundred thousand cool points.
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Post by Ron Stoppable on Feb 12, 2007 17:35:09 GMT -5
Ya know, you just visualize a bunch of spinning tops of doom and its not too hard to get around em'
Somebody didn't watch the Superbowl...
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 12, 2007 17:38:23 GMT -5
This is the first time I ever heard of a football game won by a quarterback who wore his girlfriend's clothes. Wait... The buffoon wore Kim Possible's... Now that just not right.
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Post by Ron Stoppable on Feb 12, 2007 17:40:16 GMT -5
Better than your cowboy outfit blueboy!
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 12, 2007 17:40:52 GMT -5
Not in the least. At least it wasn't a tutu.
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Post by Avenger on Feb 12, 2007 17:43:26 GMT -5
Better than your cowboy outfit blueboy! I have been meaning to ask about that... Any chance you stopped by Marty McFly's closet on your way to the Crooked D?
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Post by kingcrab on Feb 12, 2007 17:44:42 GMT -5
This is the first time I ever heard of a football game won by a quarterback who wore his girlfriend's clothes. Wait... The buffoon wore Kim Possible's... Now that just not right. Watch out, Drakken! If Ron hears you call him that, he'll kick your butt real good. ;D
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 12, 2007 17:44:47 GMT -5
Marty McFly is a character from a movie Avenger.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 12, 2007 17:46:16 GMT -5
Wait... The buffoon wore Kim Possible's... Now that just not right. Watch out, Drakken! If Ron hears you call him that, he'll kick your butt real good. ;D You mean like he's doing here? Or here? Or all the other times he's running from me?
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Post by Ron Stoppable on Feb 12, 2007 17:48:35 GMT -5
Watch out, Drakken! If Ron hears you call him that, he'll kick your butt real good. ;D A-thank-you... try and do that anyway though.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 12, 2007 17:52:29 GMT -5
The evidence speaks for itself buffoon. You're about as much of a danger to my plans as a rash. And just as annoying.
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