Post by rdwarrior on Feb 12, 2007 14:13:31 GMT -5
LOWERTON COACH UPSET.....CLAIMS MIDDLETON "CHEATED" IN WIN
Wants Athletic Association To Discipline Middleton Coach, Player, For Using "Battlesuit"
MIDDLETON (AP) - Head football coach Leon Roaring of Lowerton High School is upset that Middleton used a player wearing a specially-designed "Battlesuit" in the Mad Dogs 28-27 season-opening win over the Leaping Leopards.
Coach Roaring claims that Middleton quarterback Ron Stoppable, who was named the starter days before the opener, had an illegal advantage by wearing the "Battlesuit" owned by his crime-fighting partner, the world-renowned Kim Possible.
Possible, who also captains the Middleton cheerleading squad, is currently romantically linked to Stoppable.
Coach Roaring wants Stoppable, and, Middleton head coach Steve Barkin, disciplined by the State Athletic Association for the alleged infraction....and Middleton to forfeit their victory.
"This is a travesty" said Roaring. "We were the better team, and, they cheated using equipment not authorized for football use. This is the first time I ever heard of a football game won by a quarterback who wore his girlfriend's clothes."
The "Battlesuit" in question is an experimental space-age type of polymer which can deflect objects of all types, and, repair itself and the wearer when damaged. It was designed and created by child-prodigy Wade Load, who assists Possible and Stoppable on missions.
Stoppable and Possible were unavailable for comment.
Coach Barkin, at his weekly press conference, was asked about Roaring's claims.
"Life isn't fair" replied Barkin.
Wants Athletic Association To Discipline Middleton Coach, Player, For Using "Battlesuit"
MIDDLETON (AP) - Head football coach Leon Roaring of Lowerton High School is upset that Middleton used a player wearing a specially-designed "Battlesuit" in the Mad Dogs 28-27 season-opening win over the Leaping Leopards.
Coach Roaring claims that Middleton quarterback Ron Stoppable, who was named the starter days before the opener, had an illegal advantage by wearing the "Battlesuit" owned by his crime-fighting partner, the world-renowned Kim Possible.
Possible, who also captains the Middleton cheerleading squad, is currently romantically linked to Stoppable.
Coach Roaring wants Stoppable, and, Middleton head coach Steve Barkin, disciplined by the State Athletic Association for the alleged infraction....and Middleton to forfeit their victory.
"This is a travesty" said Roaring. "We were the better team, and, they cheated using equipment not authorized for football use. This is the first time I ever heard of a football game won by a quarterback who wore his girlfriend's clothes."
The "Battlesuit" in question is an experimental space-age type of polymer which can deflect objects of all types, and, repair itself and the wearer when damaged. It was designed and created by child-prodigy Wade Load, who assists Possible and Stoppable on missions.
Stoppable and Possible were unavailable for comment.
Coach Barkin, at his weekly press conference, was asked about Roaring's claims.
"Life isn't fair" replied Barkin.
Mel Gibson hates Ron Stoppable 
