Post by rdwarrior on Feb 14, 2007 15:36:39 GMT -5
International socialite claims paternity in Anna Nicole Smith custody case
By Zo D. Drama - Features Writer/Examiner European Correspondent
IBIZA - Add another name to the growing list of claimants to the paternity of the late Anna Nicole Smith's infant daughter, Danielle.
Senor Senior, Junior, the jet-setting socialite son of former billionaire Senor Senior, Senior, has now claimed that he is the father of Smith's infant daughter.
"I met the lovely Miss Smith at a disco in Ibiza last year" claims Senior, Junior. "It was a beautiful night with many beautiful people shaking their booties to the pulsating music. I remember she liked my hair, and thought that men who use Le Goop were extremely hot. Then, this thing we call love, took over."
"I am proud of my son, to come forth, with this revelation." added Senor Senior, Senior "And, do note that this is not some money-making or villanious scheme....we are still very rich. Truly, this day, my son has made his father proud...especially that the young infant may be worth half-of-a-billion dollars."
Although both Senior's insist that the younger Senior is the father, many experts believe that their claims are dubious.
"Junior isn't exactly a ladies man" commented Gabby Lotz, gossip columnist for Villain magazine. "Except for short crushes on teen hero KIm Possible, and, the sexy villainess Shego, Junior does not seem to be real interested in women....he is more interested in himself."
No one from the Smith camp was available for comment.
By Zo D. Drama - Features Writer/Examiner European Correspondent
IBIZA - Add another name to the growing list of claimants to the paternity of the late Anna Nicole Smith's infant daughter, Danielle.
Senor Senior, Junior, the jet-setting socialite son of former billionaire Senor Senior, Senior, has now claimed that he is the father of Smith's infant daughter.
"I met the lovely Miss Smith at a disco in Ibiza last year" claims Senior, Junior. "It was a beautiful night with many beautiful people shaking their booties to the pulsating music. I remember she liked my hair, and thought that men who use Le Goop were extremely hot. Then, this thing we call love, took over."
"I am proud of my son, to come forth, with this revelation." added Senor Senior, Senior "And, do note that this is not some money-making or villanious scheme....we are still very rich. Truly, this day, my son has made his father proud...especially that the young infant may be worth half-of-a-billion dollars."
Although both Senior's insist that the younger Senior is the father, many experts believe that their claims are dubious.
"Junior isn't exactly a ladies man" commented Gabby Lotz, gossip columnist for Villain magazine. "Except for short crushes on teen hero KIm Possible, and, the sexy villainess Shego, Junior does not seem to be real interested in women....he is more interested in himself."
No one from the Smith camp was available for comment.
