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Post by LicaWolf on Jan 20, 2008 22:12:54 GMT -5
Ron: Kim! There's something in my eye! Ow!
Kim: It's your finger.
Ron: Oh. Ha ha ha. How'd that get there?
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Post by manofevil on Jan 20, 2008 22:34:04 GMT -5
Man, we are really getting some gems here. ;D Ron: Oh, and I need to get some ointment for toe nail fungus, yea. Kim: Need I bother with the Euh-ahe, or is it a given? *kimmunicator tune* Sitch me Wade. Ron: Hey Wade. Er, what do you know about toe nail fungus? Wade: Euh-ahe! Kim: Yea, that’s what I said.
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Post by danman007 on Jan 20, 2008 22:38:07 GMT -5
Ron: Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion. What? This is my honor nap?
Reporter: Any cool hobbies? Kim: Oh, nothing special. I collect cuddle buddies. I love them. I can't get to sleep without my pandaroo. Reporter: Cuddle buddies? Yeah... Kim, I have to be honest with you. We like our cover girls to be, ooh, how shall I put this? Um... trend-forward. There must be some other activity that you do regularly. Kim: I pick my nose when nobody's looking
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Post by manofevil on Jan 20, 2008 22:56:40 GMT -5
Drakken: I presume that we continue to elude Global Justice's search parties. In stealth mode, we are completely undetectable. Hahaha. Henchman: Looks like one Global Justice sky craft hasn't given up the search. Drakken: What a buffoon! Ron: Hey, I thought I was the buffoon?! Shego: I'd say so! Drakken: You're too late, Kim Possible. For while Shego keeps you busy I shall launch my Hypertronic Devastator Drone! Kim: Wait, no countdown? Shego: No, no he's actually learning.
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Post by j1mbafr0sty on Jan 20, 2008 22:58:26 GMT -5
Dr D. - oh after today ima release a big back of freak on yall
that has me on the floor everytime i didnt expect that from him or disney lol
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Post by manofevil on Jan 21, 2008 0:02:05 GMT -5
Long overdue.
Drakken: A little sidekick enthusiasm wouldn’t hurt you know? Shego: Woo, Hoo, extra “Hoo” happy?
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j1mbafr0sty
Yellow Trout
Rap/R&B BeatMaker and Owner/Dsinger of Faze9ine Clothing
Posts: 129
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Post by j1mbafr0sty on Jan 22, 2008 2:22:01 GMT -5
Ron: Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion. What? This is my honor nap? Reporter: Any cool hobbies? Kim: Oh, nothing special. I collect cuddle buddies. I love them. I can't get to sleep without my pandaroo. Reporter: Cuddle buddies? Yeah... Kim, I have to be honest with you. We like our cover girls to be, ooh, how shall I put this? Um... trend-forward. There must be some other activity that you do regularly. Kim: I pick my nose when nobody's looking on the 2nd one what ep its that and wha season?
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Post by manofevil on Jan 22, 2008 2:32:22 GMT -5
'The Truth Hurts' from season 3 second half of the episode Sick Day/The Truth Hurts.
Drakken: Hello Kim Possible, perhaps you recognize the nemesis you left to rot in prison? Dr. Drakken? Cell Block D? Home of the annoying cell mate! Shego: Digressing! Drakken: Shut it Shego. You’re here merely to witness and weep. Shego: What? You mean you really aren’t gonna interrupt? Warmonga: We do not interrupt the great blue. Shego: Sure we do! We’re the evil sidekick we’re all about the interrupting. I'n’t the right Dr D? Drakken: Gha! Zip it! Now where was I? Evil genius, in prison, rotting Yes the rotting! Shego: See? See? See now you do it. Warmonga: Never! Drakken: My new doomsday device will steal all the oxygen from the earth’s atmosphere. And there’s nothing you can do to stop me in t-minus 60 minutes and… grr! And counting! Any minute now! Shego: Oh come on, you’re not letting that one go? Hello? This is mocking gold! Oh! Warmonga: Warmonga will not mock the great blue. Drakken: I got it! Shego: Now see that? You missed your mock window.
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Post by jakeplut on Jan 22, 2008 3:57:47 GMT -5
From Season 4, 'Big Bother':
Monkey Fist: 'Quite relieved they went in first.....' Ron: 'You WON'T be! Not after you face the wrath of Ron Stoppable, Rufus, and SACKIE XXXVIII!' Rufus: 'Thirty-eight!' Monkey Fist: '....I don't know what that means.' Ron: 'Follow the gist Monkey Man!' Monkey Fist: 'What kind of hero brings a BABY on a mission?' Ron: 'A baby......AND a bag of flour!' Monkey Fist: 'Ah! Yes.....that explains EVERYTHING......'
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Post by manofevil on Jan 23, 2008 1:44:28 GMT -5
Barkin: So, fraternising with the new stockbots, I see, Stoppable. Ron: Mr. Barkin, robots are the way of the future. I've seen it on the movies and infomercial channel. Barkin: Really, and how'd that work out? Ron: Um, well, y'know the robots enslaved humanity and harvested their brains. Barkin: Exactly, It's just a matter of time before these stockbots take over our jobs, and then the world. Ron: You really think so? because I- Barkin: Hey, Wake Up. The robos wanna be the Man! Ron: Which Man? Barkin: The Man that keeps us down. You pick a side, Stoppable, before it's too late! Kim: Hi, Mr. Barkin. Barkin: Possible. Kim: He seems extra Barkiny today. Ron: Stockbot issues.
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Post by jakeplut on Jan 24, 2008 14:08:49 GMT -5
From 'The Cupid Effect':
Senor Senor Senior: '.....To control love in such a way.....' Senor Senor Junior: 'We must steal it and find a way to use it for evil!' SSS: 'I am BURSTING with pride, my son!' SSJ: 'Hehehehe, I was looking over your shoulder and I read your notes!' SSS: 'Junior! That was CHEATING!......I am SO proud!'
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SSS: 'With the speakers and this love apparatus, soon half of the world's population will be under our control!' SSJ: '.....and THEN I will be worshipped by BILLIONS!......but my social calendar will be so full!.....ohhhh I am tired even THINKING about it! HOLD THE CURTAIN I need fizzy water for resfreshment!!!'
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Post by The Yetimonster on Jan 24, 2008 15:16:02 GMT -5
Dr. D: Just because it grew on me doesn't make it mine!
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Dr. D: Find your own hiding place! Ron: Oh right like you called dibs! Dr. D: Well, I am now! DIBS! HA! Ron: Well I'm calling double-dibs. Dr. D: NNNNNNNGH! You may have won this round with your superior dib-calling, but that won't save us from them!
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Motor Ed: NOBODY! MESSES WITH! THE MULLET!! That's it wheelie, you're going to the body shop, seriously! Dr. D: Wait, there's an easier way. Motor Ed? EASIER THAN A CROWBAR?!
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Dr. D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY OTHER QUESTIONS?! Shego: Well not if you're gonna get all snippy!
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Dr. D: Where's the hovercraft? I know we parked it up here somewhere.. Shego: Yeah, but at that end of the train. Dr. D: Oh great, the gelatinous mass ate it. Do you know how much that thing cost? It wasn't cheap!
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Motor Ed: NOW WHEN I SAY THIS RIDE ROCKED I MEAN IT ROCKED HEAVY METAL! No seriously we're talking V8 engine, dual overhead camshafts, 385 horsepower under the hood! AAHH YEAH! huh huh, you know what I'm sayin?
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Post by manofevil on Jan 24, 2008 21:11:36 GMT -5
Motor Ed: NOW WHEN I SAY THIS RIDE ROCKED I MEAN IT ROCKED HEAVY METAL! No seriously we're talking V8 engine, dual overhead camshafts, 385 horsepower under the hood! AAHH YEAH! huh huh, you know what I'm sayin? Lucre: NOO! I have no idea what you’re saying. You just go on and on and on and on and on and on about things that no body even cares about. Motor Ed: Dude, you’re hashing my prison mellow here seriously. Lucre: And would you stop saying that word?! Totally clueless, seriously.
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Post by jakeplut on Jan 28, 2008 4:22:49 GMT -5
Couple more lines I just thought I'd share before going to bed here, all from 'Clothes Minded':
Kim: 'Let's save time. Whatever you've stolen, give it back!' Shego: 'We haven't stolen a darn thing!' Drakken: 'I've stolen the darn thing, Shego! Let's go!'
Shego: 'That's what happens when you buy off the rack!' Kim: 'I stick with what works!' Shego: 'Yeah......season.....after season.....after SEASON!'
Wade: 'Guess where Drakken and Shego are stealing something now?' Kim: 'Where?' Wade: 'About thirty yards from you! Computer Lab 35-T!' Mr. Dr. Possible: 'No dice Wade, that's a top secret lab with the highest level security! NOBODY gets in!.....We were just about to tour it!'
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Post by LicaWolf on Jan 29, 2008 0:12:46 GMT -5
Barkin: Stoppable, I don't want to see any of your punk hand gestures this year! Ron: What? it was thumbs up! Barkin: Sit on your hands. Just in case
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Post by Tylazene on Jan 29, 2008 1:19:19 GMT -5
Ron: What? it was thumbs up! Barkin: Sit on your hands. Just in case Sounds like Barkin wanted Ron to sit around with his thumb up his ***
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Post by manofevil on Jan 29, 2008 1:36:24 GMT -5
Don't break the chain, dude. You're supposed to share a funny quote. Like This:
Shego: You know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius. Drakken: Keep it up, Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad. Shego: Ooh, scary man.
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Post by Alyssa on Jan 31, 2008 22:23:39 GMT -5
"When life gives you lemons..."
"I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!"
...Classic. Seriously.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 31, 2008 23:03:51 GMT -5
TODDLER RON: Leave her alone! It’s her turn! Taking turns is the basic foundation of preschool! The jungle law of daycare is behind us! We have structure, we have rules! TODDLER DRAKKEN Get him. TODDLER RON: I’m warning you! I have an imaginary friend, he’s huge! Rufus!
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 1, 2008 23:56:12 GMT -5
"With the fish! Or is it fishes?"
"Both"
"Yeah, but which one is it?"
"Both Fish and Fishes are the correct plural of the singular fish"
"...You're very smug right now aren't you?"
"Yeah. A little bit."
More or less.
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