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Post by manofevil on Feb 2, 2008 1:41:56 GMT -5
Kim: I love Dex. You know, for his brains. Monique: Uh-huh, that's not his brains he's shaking there, girl.
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Post by pknecron on Feb 2, 2008 16:44:47 GMT -5
Dr. D: So long Kim Possible. You used to think you were all that, but you don't remember the all thatness that you used to think that you were... then, but not now...
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Post by manofevil on Feb 2, 2008 16:51:14 GMT -5
Bonnie: Typical Possible, a movie star comes to our school, and she has to hog all the glamour for herself. Heather: I’m thinking mall. Kim: Wow, that’s what I was thinking. Bonnie: You sure she’ll come? Monique: I just put out some new Capri’s. Bonnie: Please, she’s got a closet full already. Monique: Kim has periwinkle and olive. This is our newest color. Guava. Kim and Heather: I love them! Monique: Who’s the girl? Bonnie: *sigh* You are. Edit: I decided to add screencaps.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 3, 2008 20:40:32 GMT -5
Kim: I am so glad to be off that plane. How was first class? Ron? Ron: Oh, um, yeah, uh first class, so overrated. You know the one-hour massage was like only fifty minutes maybe. Right Rufus? Back me up buddy. Rufus. Huh, lamb kabob, but I-I thought I ate that already? Wait a minute, I-if I didn’t eat the kabob that means, I ATE RUFUS! Kim: Ron Ron: O-o-o-ohhhh, my reoccurring nightmare’s come true. I’m sorry buddy. Kim: Ron, you did not…eat…Rufus. Ron: Uh are you sure KP, cause whatever I ate was pretty tasty.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2008 5:10:33 GMT -5
Kim: You know, Bonnie's been circulating a "ban the dog" petition. Ron: The Mad Dog cannot be caged, leashed... Kim: Or housebroken. Ron: That game was in triple overtime. I couldn't leave the court. I got a little excited, and, well, accidents happen.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 4, 2008 5:25:42 GMT -5
Kim: Did they really conquer earth? Ron: Well, everyone is hiding from giant machines of destruction, if that's what you mean Kim: Yes, that's what i mean...
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2008 5:36:38 GMT -5
Kim: The Ron will get on the nerves.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 4, 2008 18:14:17 GMT -5
Kim: Josh, eep! Josh: Hey, is that a good book? Kim: This? Oh, yeah. Boy, it's fascinating. Josh: Wow, the dictionary. Yeah, I haven't read it yet. I figure I'll wait for the movie.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2008 21:59:39 GMT -5
Acari: Indeed. I am investigating the nutritional value of common native species. Ant soup, stir-fried beetles, roasted grubs, all quite plentiful and rich in protein. Kim: Yum. Ron: Oh, no, thanks. I'll stick with these tasty treats. They're great. Spicy and... and crunchy and... Rufus: Hmm? Ron: Oh, great Googly Moogly! What is in my mouth?! Acari: Toasted chili peppers... Ron: Oh, phew! Acari: ...and mountain grasshoppers. Delicious, aren't they? Kim: Ron? Maybe you should look before you eat. Ron: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 6, 2008 2:51:17 GMT -5
Wade: Huh, funny, my mom always said too much chocolate would be bad for me. Drakken: No mere chocolate, chocolate ganache! Kim: Ganache? What’s ganache? Drakken: Equal parts dark chocolate and fresh dairy cream. Simple but delicious on everything, you’ll see.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 6, 2008 5:05:28 GMT -5
Here's another one that's long overdue.
Drakken: Shego, give me a beat.... Yes.... Shego?... Give me a beat Shego. Shego! Fine. If you want a beat done right. Bmm. ch. Bmm, Bmm, Bmm, ch, Bmm, ch, bmm Yo, yo, yo, I used to Drew, one day I turned blue- as a suede shoe or berry, it makes me look scary, then I pony tail my hair. E. Got me a nasty scar. And a funky fresh flying car. Now Drew be Dr. Drakken so quit that yakkin think I’m out? Ha, I’m back in. Follow me my sidekick Shego, she kicks me in my ego. Gots the freaky glowing hands. Mocks my super genius plans, makes me do my defeat dance. Break it down..oh.. come on...nah..g..gah..dah Had dreams to rule the world. Or build a better robot girl. All end in rejection, so after introspection, I turned my career in another direction. Thanks to one all that teen Miss demeanor squeaky clean. Though my face is still blue, tell you what I can do, sell you all some freaky shampoo. Lather Rinse and Obey It’s time to wash your hair today. You may think I’m a villain, you aren’t just chillin’. Come here and let me hear you say Lather Rinse and Obey. I’m a playa just playing his play My product’s in a rap song, time to get your wash on, with Dr D’s brain washing shampoo, and cranium rinse. For sheezy, it’s off the heezy.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 7, 2008 22:43:28 GMT -5
Ron: Sup, Ladies. Kim: And you are doing what? Ron: I'm just relishing the exquisite torment that is the crab walk. Monique: Fun. Ron: Ah, it's a Jock thing, you wouldn't understand. Kim: Jock thing... you? Ron: Are you kidding? Ron Stoppable has always been about the sportage. Kim: Ok, even if that was true, football? Ron: Oh who doesn’t like to toss around the old pig puck? Kim: You mean pig skin. Ron: Whoa, KP! One sport at a time.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 7, 2008 23:07:37 GMT -5
Wade: Monkey Fist has escaped, and he's been spotted in China. Ron: No, no, no! Not monkeys again! Why does it always have to be monkeys? I can't stand monkeys. Kim: Done? Ron: Almost. Curse you, monkeys! Ahh! ...OK, I'm done.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 17, 2008 0:22:24 GMT -5
Bump
Kim: Falling bookcases. You'll have to do better than that. Drakken: Suits me! Suits of amour, that is. Drakken: Amours! Advance! Ron: Armor? What happened to your regular henchmen? Drakken: They're at a wedding.
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Post by drakkenfan on Feb 18, 2008 1:38:36 GMT -5
In ASiT, when the giant gorilla roared in Ron's face and Ron asked for "Personal space" I was laughing out loud.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 18, 2008 2:40:15 GMT -5
Drakken: Is it true, Duff Killagan, that you recently stole the top-secret Centurion project? Killagan: Mmm, maybe! Is it true, Dr. Drakken, you're looking to purchase the recently stolen top-secret Centurion project? Drakken: Maybe. Shego: Here's the money now hand over the Centurion project! Drakken: Shego, we were about to haggle! Killagan: And I do love to haggle. Shego: Just get the Centurion project and get out of here. Killagan: oh your a harsh one, lassie. Drakken: This trinket is the Centurion project? Killagan: Aye. Don't blame me if it's a wee thingy.
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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 19, 2008 22:37:17 GMT -5
Drakken: Find your own hiding place Ron: Oh, right, like you call dibs Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha! Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs Drakken: Aah. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them!
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Post by manofevil on Feb 20, 2008 10:57:15 GMT -5
Shego: Okay, Dr. D, I found a buyer for the treasure chest, but he won't pay for shipping. Whaddya think? Drakken: Sell me treasure? Ye best be stickin' to the code, Shego. Shego: Yeah, and what code is that? The outdated-look code? Drakken: So? I feel compelled to let out my inner pirate. I thought the retro look was in? Kim: But undersea labs are out. Drakken: Kim Possible! Avast, Shego. Capture these scurvy dogs at once. Kim: Scurvy dogs? Ron: Uh, it has a certain offensiveness to it. Shego: Ah! Kim: Y'know, I wouldn't. You might break a glass window. Ron: And let in the ocean! Drakken: Nggh. They have a point. Ron: A very sharp point. Shego and Drakken: NO! Kim: I promised Ron he could do it. Drakken: Shego! To the escape craft! And save my booty. Shego: If I had a doubloon for every time I've done that.
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Post by Bad Guy con queso on Feb 21, 2008 17:10:22 GMT -5
From "Tick-Tick-Tick"
Kim: What makes you think we're safe in here? Ron: I don't think we're safe anywhere, but chases make me hungry. Jimeritos? Kim: No thanks. I'm trying to focus on the THING ON MY NOSE THAT'S GONNA BLOW ME UP!
Gotta love the voice job done here by CCR, she looks so irritated!
also from the same episode the first time on which (apparently) Rufus and Mr. Barkin meet each other.
Barkin: Quiet, people! This is detention not a pep rally! Rufus: ( making random noises ) Barkin: What's that?! Vermin, bald, creepy. Junior: Ugh! That ain't right.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 21, 2008 17:21:25 GMT -5
Drakken: Amazing! I have to know that chair's secret! Shego: Secret? It's smarter than you.
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