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Post by LicaWolf on Feb 22, 2008 19:59:24 GMT -5
Kim: We are taking Latin class why?
Ron: Are you kidding? I can’t wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating. I already know my research project: The Down Low on J. Lo
Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language.
Ron: No salsa?
Kim: No J. Lo.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 22, 2008 20:58:57 GMT -5
Kim: Thanks for the ride, Bernice.
Bernice: Well you know it's the least I could do after saved my artists colony from that dam break last year.
Kim: No big. It was just like patching of a crack in a fish tank back home only it took a lot more gum.
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Post by kimwonderlandfan1 on Feb 25, 2008 22:36:56 GMT -5
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Post by manofevil on Feb 25, 2008 23:55:58 GMT -5
Drakken: With this teleportation module, I shall be able to instantly transport myself into any high security area I please! Imagine it, Shego, the skies the limit. Fort Knox, the Louvre...
Shego: Or into the 10 items or less line with 11 items. Huh?!
Drakken: Exactly! Wait, was that a serious suggestion or are you mocking me?
Shego: I'd say about 30 percent serious, 70 percent mock.
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Post by manofevil on Mar 5, 2008 1:30:43 GMT -5
Bump
Kim: This is different, Ron. We're talking about a real date with Josh Mankey. I want it to be perfect.
Ron: Have you ever noticed that Mankey is but one vowel away from monkey? I'm not implying anything. Just something to think about, that's all.
Rufus: Mankey, monkey. HmHm
Ron: And I will not say no more. ...You have to admit, they sound a lot alike. A lot, a lot alike.
Kim: Ron! Will you let the Mankey monkey conspiracy die already? I'm begging you.
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Post by Redquill on Mar 5, 2008 2:23:07 GMT -5
There are WAY too many funny lines for me to list from KP, but in the top 10, 2 scenes come to mind.
{Kim to Rufus in "Kimitation Nation"} "I liked you better NAKED"
But the Funniest?
{Ron to Kim in "Hidden Talent"} "So how EXACTLY are you planning to SPANK Bonnie in the Talent Show" 
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Post by shegofanatic on Mar 5, 2008 21:56:43 GMT -5
I dont know the whole conversation but it was from Bad Boy where Drakken was making Coco moo and he kept on saying how good it was and shego was getting annoyed with it. The whole conversation was funny.
Also the part where she ask him if they are going to take over the W word and Drakken kept on saying other words besides World
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Post by manofevil on Mar 6, 2008 0:26:45 GMT -5
I'll post them for you. If you can't remember them exactly, you can look them up on the Kim Possible Fan board 9To which this site is connected) in the transcipt section under guides.
Shego: Is that an Oh Boyz song?
Drakken: Oh, is it? Any who, at last it is complete, the sonic inhalator.
Shego: It’s purple?
Drakken: Purple? Please. It’s plum. Makes it user-friendly.
Shego: Yea, ok. What’s it do?
Drakken: By turning this knob, it creates pulsating sonic pulses and with the proper mixture, it can really shake things up.
Shego: So you can use it to?
Drakken: That’s right Shego, to make the perfect glass of chocolate milk.
Shego: You’re joking.
Drakken: I never joke about cocomoo.
Shego: Cocomoo?
Drakken: its use are limitless. Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages.
Shego: What about evil uses? You know, like maybe earthquakes?
Drakken: My cocomoo! Oh, I didn’t know it could be so violent. Some could get hurt.
Shego: Kinda the point, don’t you think?
Drakken: Shego, bite your tongue. Have some cocomoo. It’s soothing.
Shego: Stop saying cocomoo!
Drakken: Hmmm. That’s good cocomoo.
Shego: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Drakken: So, had enough? I think you’re quite finished. Who wants peanut butter stickies?
Shego: Oh! This is sick and wrong on so many levels.
Drakken: Shego, come, join us. We’re about to start our share circle. Want a PB stickie? Someone is a grumpy monkey.
Shego: Look, your train seriously jumped the track here. Wait? hey, you’re not blue.
Drakken: Oh, it must be my sunny disposition.
Shego: Don’t you have something you want to take over? Starts with a W.
Drakken: Oh, I love guessing games. But don’t tell me, wait, watermelon. Yes? No? Wooly mammoth? Woodchuck? Whirlygig?
Shego: Go.
Jack: Is this the lair of Dr. Drakken?
Drakken: Um? wombat?
Shego: More or less.
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Post by Krist on Mar 12, 2008 9:15:24 GMT -5
Ron: And...we are back... I'm... Ron... and we are talking to Dr Drakken... who...
Drakken: ... is here to talk about..... this book.
Ron: Your book?
Drakken: ... Apparently...
Ron: Great, what's it about?
Drakken: ... Me... it's about me...
Ron: Well you've been threatening to write a book for a while now, can you tell me more?
Drakken: ... Well.... um....... I rather like me.
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Presenter: Okay now pick a triangle.
Contestant: Er... can I pick Kim twice?
Drakken: Why doesn't anyone pick me?
Evil Trio: Cause your the creepy blue guy. Blue is so last season, this year it's evil amber.
Doctor: Blue skin? That means he's not breathing! Somebody get the jaws of life!
Both from Dimension Twist.
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Post by nabusan on Mar 12, 2008 9:24:37 GMT -5
Lol, which happens to my favorite ep ;D
Ron has the cutest expression on his face when he asks this ;D
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Post by manofevil on Jun 12, 2008 11:05:10 GMT -5
Ron: Now to claim what’s rightfully mine. Ha! That’s right little missy! I got the elbow dibs on the armrest.
From Team Impossible
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muro
Yellow Trout
KIM POSSIBLE WILL BE BACK... SERIOUSLY
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Post by muro on Jun 16, 2008 12:56:42 GMT -5
From Steal Wheels:
Motor Ed:There it is dude. The super mild of all kits.Seriously.
Drakken:Must say that all time.
Motor Ed:Seriously?
Drakken:Seriously.
Motor Ed: Yeah you, Seriously.
Kim: Motor Ed.
Motor Ed:Reddddddd!!!
Drakken:red?
Kim:Drakken?
Drakken:Kim Possbile?
Kim: How do you find each other.
Drakken: We are relate.
Kim:Seriously!
Drakken&Motor Ed: Seriously
Yeah.
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Post by manofevil on Jun 16, 2008 13:31:18 GMT -5
From Team Impossible.
Kim: I don’t get the drama. If you’ve seen one movie about a disgruntled security guard who enacts his own brand of street justice using a cinder block, you’ve seen them all.
Ron: Psshha. These ones got 30 percent more bricks.
Kim: Pshha. And I’ve got 30 percent more don’t care.
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Post by drakkensgurl on Jun 16, 2008 14:22:21 GMT -5
Drakken: That's right, Shego! *Takes Cocoa Moo* To make the perfect glass of chocolate milk! I love how he says "chocolate milk" because that makes me giggle so hard, because he says it so funny! ;D Barkin: Stoppable, I don't want to see any of your punk hand gestures this year! Ron: What? it was thumbs up! Barkin: Sit on your hands. Just in case Shego: You know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius. Drakken: Keep it up, Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad. Shego: Ooh, scary man. Dr. D: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY OTHER QUESTIONS?! Shego: Well not if you're gonna get all snippy! What episodes are these from? |
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Post by manofevil on Jun 17, 2008 14:10:58 GMT -5
The Full Monkey,
Car Trouble,
Hidden Talent,
Drakken: So, Kim Possible, I'll bet you're wondering what horrible fate I've devised for you this time.
Kim: Surprise me.
Drakken: Ooh! You teenagers and your sass. I just wanna... Wow.
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mrnielsen
Yellow Trout
What can I say, I'm a Stoppable-fan
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Post by mrnielsen on Jun 18, 2008 2:45:54 GMT -5
From Homecomung Upset
Ron: So I'm the rebound guy? Cool! I've never been the rebound guy.
Hard glare from Kim.
Ron: Ehh...but you know is not as wonderful as being your guy.
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Post by NinjaRabbit on Jun 18, 2008 14:24:33 GMT -5
I forget the exact quote or where it's from, but there was this one quote where Ron asks Kim a rhetorical question, and she answers sarcastically and he says, "The art of conversation is truly dead." I think it's from season one, but I'm not sure.
If someone could tell me the whole quote and where it's from I'd be appreciative.
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mrnielsen
Yellow Trout
What can I say, I'm a Stoppable-fan
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Post by mrnielsen on Jun 19, 2008 11:49:04 GMT -5
From the episode "Partners":
Drakken: "Fine! New plan. I'll charm this DNAmy-woman into doing my bidding. What?"
Shego: "Nothing."
Drakken: "You don't think I can be charming."
Shego: "I didn't say a word."
Drakken: "You'll see Shego! The doctor is making a housecall. Grrrr..."
To put it simple: Every word that comes out of his mouth makes me smile at least. ;D
Disney should consider a spin-off.
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Largo
Pink Sloth
"You're giving me the evil eye, eh?"
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Post by Largo on Jun 21, 2008 14:16:54 GMT -5
I forget the exact quote or where it's from, but there was this one quote where Ron asks Kim a rhetorical question, and she answers sarcastically and he says, "The art of conversation is truly dead." I think it's from season one, but I'm not sure. If someone could tell me the whole quote and where it's from I'd be appreciative. Sure thing, Ninjarabbit! It's from "Job Unfair" during the scene where Kim and Ron (who is wearing a super-spy action outfit) are hitching a ride in Mr. Peevey's hot air balloon: Ron: So, you wanna know where I got this suit?Kim: From your mystery mentor?Ron: The art of conversation is truly dead. |
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Post by Donne on Jun 23, 2008 18:13:39 GMT -5
(3 evil Ron "clones" enter Bueno Nacho, growling)
Ron: (gasps) It's me, myself, and I!
-"Kimitation Nation"
Ron: Hey, let's go back to your house and watch wrestling so we get psyched to watch wrestling!
Kim: Not tonight. I'm going to the Cleopatra's Closet exhibit at the Middleton Art Museum. It's a special preview for Club Banana frequent buyers.
Ron: You'd rather see some dead queen's clothes than watch Steel Toe's Night of 100 Bruises with me?
Kim: My answer would have to be... hello? Yeah. See ya!
Ron: Cleopatra! Like anybody's gonna remember her ten years from now! Hah!
-"Pain King VS Cleopatra"
Malcolm: Sorry about the whole trapping you in cyber-reality.
Ron: Eh, these things happen... to me.
-"Vir-Tu-Ron"
Wade: It looks like the next place is Lord Monkey Fist.
Rufus: Uh oh, monkeys.
Ron: Eh, nothing to fear but fur itself.
(Wadebot 2.0 and Ron are sneaking into Monkey Fist's lair)
Wade: What's he doing down there?
Ron: Usual stuff: Take over the world. I wanna be the monkey king. Blah, blah, blah. It's all about him.
Wade: Shouldn't we do something?
Ron: Eyes on the prize, Wade.
Monkey Fist: Today dawns the age of the Phantom Monkeys, with me as Supreme Monkey King!
Ron: Told ya. Monkey King. So predictable.
Monkey Fist: Ron Stoppable!
Ron: Y'know, you're the only one who ever remembers my name; I respect that.
-"Overdue"
Ron: (doing Monkey Kung Fu against Monkey Fists's ninja monkeys) Oh, Fuji! Why is it always monkeys! Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed super models?
-"Exchange"
Kim (dangling over pool of electric eels): Um, aren't you going to leave now?
Falsetto: Leave? What do you mean?
Ron: Usually the bad guy says his lame pun and walks out. You know, leaving us to our doom.
Falsetto: But then I'd miss the whole thing. Where's the fun in that? I'm not going anywhere.
Kim: Okay. But I feel I must warn you that you really breaking a super villain tradition here.
-"Rufus: Best In Show"
Zorpox: (crazily laughing) Whahahahahaha! Wawawahahahahaha!
Shego: (rolls eyes) Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, ok, enough, point made. You got the villain laugh down. Give it a rest, would ya?
Zorpox: Do your eyes criticize?
Shego: Yeah, I’m looking for results here. So far you’ve been chuckling up a storm with nothing to show for it.
Zorpox: I’m just warming up. Check it. The Annihilator has been set to go off in five minutes. When it does, quakes are going to shake the world to pieces! Whahahahaha! Whaha-
(Shego pinches Zorpox's lips to silence him)
Shego: So done with the laugh. Ok, wait, this helps us how? We’ll be shaken apart too.
Zorpox: It’ll never get that far! The world will surrender to me first. Not us, me! You’re just the hired help!
Shego: Oh, really!
(Shego activates her plasma and throws it at Zorpox. Suddenly, an orange cylander-shaped force field appears around Zorpox. Shego gasps as Zorpox laughs evilly.)
Zorpox: Cool, huh? I found it in Drakken’s stuff. Bet he never even know how to work it. You’re all... You're all like, "Pow Pow!" and I was like, "Zap Zap!" and now you’re like, you're like, "Boohoo!" (Zorpox presses a button on his belt. A section of the floor behind Shego slides open to reveal a green shark-filled pool. Shego is suddenly unnerved, fearing for her life.) Sidekicks need to know their place... Right?
Shego: Uh, yeah, umm, you got it? OK, I’ll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours. I love it. Love it.
-"Bad Boy"
MAN: Many believe that if the Tempus Simia were ever made whole it could be used for unspeakable-
RON: Monkey-shines?
DRAKKEN: There is no such thing as mystical monkey power.
FIST: You wouldn’t know mystical monkey power if you held it in your tiny little hands.
(DRAKKEN and KILLIGAN look at his hands.)
KILLIGAN: Aye. They are wee small digets.
(The monkey claps.)
SHEGO: Uh guys -
DRAKKEN: I’ll let my wee fingers do the talking. Mr. Skirty Pants!
(Idol claps again.)
SHEGO: Guys.
FIST: Can you two buffoons take this outside?
KILLIGAN: At 30,000 feet?
FIST: Precisely.
-"A Sitch In Time"
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