Ask Robbie V: Q&A with a REAL LIVE NOOB!

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

Hi. I'm RobbieValiant, writer of Kim... Property?!?!?!?, local center of insanity, and among other things a genuine n00b. and I'm here to answer YOUR questions. Any questions? Please?

[Scoutcraft Piratess]

If you were an otter, what would be your name and why?

If you could fly, with which birds would you hang?

What is the oddest assortment of products you have brought up to the check-out stand?

What is your favorite way to confuse people?

How would you take over a small island nation with the following items:
A ball-point pen
A sack of vanilla potpourri
A book of poetry
A hatchet
A quaking aspen

What is the greast period of history, in your opinon?

Describe your dream vehicle.

What song do you connect to an important time in your life?

What is your favorite urban myth?

[Sederien]

Alright. I usually pose two questions to people to get a good idea of their personalities in a non-direct way...

If you could learn to cast any magical spell, what would it be and why?

and

You're standing in our home when surrounded by deadly ninja. What have you done to provoke them?

[Mr. Dubois a.k.a IvyMae]

Why P.I.?

[nabusan]

You're so gonna hate answering all of these!


What do you think of slashy ships, i.e. Ron/Felix, Kim/Shego?

What was the last 'intimate' dream you had?

Are you a member of any other KP communities? SDS, ARA, MKP?

What KP merchandise do you own?

Do you have all the episodes?

Look in the nearest waste-paper-bin, what do you see?

Are you religious?

How tall are you?

Are you risque?

What are your political affiliations?

Does your bedroom have any posters on the walls? If so, what are they of?

What's the last movie you saw at the cinema?

Which friend of yours have you known the longest?

What level of the foodchain do you consider yourself?

Five words to describe your personality?

What hobbies/interests do you have aside from KP?

Last DVD you bought?

Favorite movie?

Have you seen 'Interview With The Vampire'?

Do you have any talents?

What do you wear when you sleep? Jammies etc?

Where is the computer you are using located?

Do you own a cellphone?

Last time you cried?

Have you listened to the KP Soundtrack?

First thing you notice about the opposite sex?

First thing you notice about the same sex?

If you could have one power, what would it be?

What do you hate about yourself?

What do you love about yourself?

Ever wish you could live in another part of the world?

Look behind you, what do you see?

What's your average daily food intake? For breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks etc.

How evil are you?

Are you ticklish?

How well can you handle babies?

Ever watched 'Doctor Who' [it's a Brtish sci-fi show that recently went over to the US]?

What do you think about the world we live in?

What's your fashion taste like?

Do you shop online?

Could you survive without the Internet?

Do you like Harry Potter?

What's the most expensive thing you own?

Socks, slippers or bare feet?

How often do you go outdoors?

Do you have any allergies?

Last time you visited the hospital?

Do you have any prejudices?

Name a chore that you hate to do, but have to do anyway.

What's your favorite subject at school?

Who was your first crush?

Who was your last crush?

Do you do much downloading?

Last time you went to a party?

What's the earliest memory you can remember?

How close are you to your siblings, if you have any?

What do you have on your pizza?

Gonna post a picture of yourself on the 'What Do You Look Like' thread?


*Gah! Finger's snap off*

[Ashley Benlove]

When are you gonna finish Kim Property?

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

misspiratess said:

If you were an otter, what would be your name and why?

Why I, because I love puns and have a quick temper (Why I Otter... Get it?)

If you could fly, with which birds would you hang?

I would hang with tropical birds, cause they're pretty.

What is the oddest assortment of products you have brought up to the check-out stand?

The Mask, dark chocolate M&Ms, Lightning McQueen car, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sesame Street bandaids, and diet Mountain Dew.
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What is your favorite way to confuse people?

By order of sentence words in the rearanging the.

How would you take over a small island nation with the following items:
A ball-point pen
A sack of vanilla potpourri
A book of poetry
A hatchet
A quaking aspen

Cut down the tree with the hatchet as a show of strength, recite poetry as a show of intelligence, give the potpurri as a gift, endearing myself with the people, and smooth-talk them into a "contract" appointing me dictator, written on the blank page thats always in the back of a book in ball point pen.

What is the greatest period of history, in your opinon?

The 40's. Cartoons blossomed, wars went on, everything you could ask for.

Describe your dream vehicle.

A time-traveling DeLorean.

What song do you connect to an important time in your life?

Litttle Bitty by Alan Jackson I connect with the time in my life when my grandpa was alive.

What is your favorite urban myth?

The hash slinging slasher, of course!

sederien said:

If you could learn to cast any magical spell, what would it be and why?

The spell Mickey uses on the brooms in the Sorcerer's Apprentice, because that would get housework out of the way.

You're standing in our home when surrounded by deadly ninja. What have you done to provoke them?

Called their armor-plated leader a can opener.

ivymae said:

Why P.I.?

Private investigator. It's after my first fan-character, Robbie Valiant, son of Eddie Valiant.

nabusan said:

You're so gonna hate answering all of these!

We'll see about that...

What do you think of slashy ships, i.e. Ron/Felix, Kim/Shego?

I hate them, unless they're strictly stated in a show's canon. Most characters put in slash either have shown signs of being straight (i.e. Tucker from DP, common slash subject, flirts with every girl he sees), or have a canon pairing.

What was the last 'intimate' dream you had?

Haven't had any that I can remember.

Are you a member of any other KP communities? SDS, ARA, MKP?

I lurk over at SDS. Not much of a poster there, though.

What KP merchandise do you own?

DVD of STD, and my own KP art. That's all, but I plan to expand it.

Do you have all the episodes?

No, I'm low on disk space. I only have my faves of each season.

Look in the nearest waste-paper-bin, what do you see?

Tissues. I hab a slight code.

Are you religious?

I'm a Christian.

How tall are you?

5' 6"

Are you risque?

Not usually, outside of my writing.

What are your political affiliations?

I'm too young to vote, so I have none, unless Anti-Clinton is an affiliation.

Does your bedroom have any posters on the walls? If so, what are they of?

I have none.

What's the last movie you saw at the cinema?

Meet the Robinsons

Which friend of yours have you known the longest?

My best female friend, Lindi, I've known for as long as I remember.

What level of the foodchain do you consider yourself?

Mid-level. Not the best, not the worst.

Five words to describe your personality?

Zany, funny, Trekkie, insane, sarcastic.

What hobbies/interests do you have aside from KP?

Star Trek, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, action figure collecting, the Muppets, and helping fight against fullscreen.

Last DVD you bought?

The Mask

Favorite movie?

KP: So the Drama

Have you seen 'Interview With The Vampire'?

No.

Do you have any talents?

I can make nearly anyone laugh, without tickling. I can do various accents, and I can sing in the right voice all parts in "On the Open Road" from A Goofy Movie.

What do you wear when you sleep? Jammies etc?

Boxer shorts and a t-shirt.

Where is the computer you are using located?

My room.

Do you own a cellphone?

Yes.

Last time you cried?

Watching KP:STD for the first time.

Have you listened to the KP Soundtrack?

Yes.

First thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Hair. I love a girl's hair.

First thing you notice about the same sex?

Whether they look tough or not.

If you could have one power, what would it be?

Mind control.

What do you hate about yourself?

The fact I have nothing I hate and can't answer this question.

What do you love about yourself?

My sense of humor and writing skills.

Ever wish you could live in another part of the world?

No, I'm already in the best place. (TEXAS ROCKS!)

Look behind you, what do you see?

My bed.

What's your average daily food intake? For breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks etc.

Quite a lot.

How evil are you?

I'm Q or the Mask evil. Not evil, per-se, just mischievous.

Are you ticklish?

Yep.

How well can you handle babies?

Never handled one.

Ever watched 'Doctor Who' [it's a Brtish sci-fi show that recently went over to the US]?

Yeah, I watched an old one. Didn't like the actor. Gonna try and find out which Doctor I like, checking the DVDs from the library.

What do you think about the world we live in?

It's a beautiful place, which we should let stay that way.

What's your fashion taste like?

Non-existant.

Do you shop online?

For things I can't find in a store, yes.

Could you survive without the Internet?

No. I doubt I could.

Do you like Harry Potter?

Very much.

What's the most expensive thing you own?

My PSP.

Socks, slippers or bare feet?

Bare feet. ;D

How often do you go outdoors?

Seldom.

Do you have any allergies?

Only to certain medication.

Last time you visited the hospital?

I had symptoms of appendicitis, waited 4 hours, was prepped for surgery, they ran a test, I didn't have it, left at 5 am.

Do you have any prejudices?

I'm prejudiced against the non-artist/writers at Disney.

Name a chore that you hate to do, but have to do anyway.

Emptying the wastebaskets.

What's your favorite subject at school?

Multimedia.

Who was your first crush?

Lindi, the girl at my church.

Who was your last crush?

Ana-sofia, a girl from school.

Do you do much downloading?

Yes-I mean no. Why would I take money from artists that keeps them buying solid gold Humvees and diamond studded swimming pools?

Last time you went to a party?

My sister's b-day.

What's the earliest memory you can remember?

Sitting with my feet in a pool at an apartment when I was 2.

How close are you to your siblings, if you have any?

Pretty close.

What do you have on your pizza?

Pepperoni and canadian bacon.

Gonna post a picture of yourself on the 'What Do You Look Like' thread?

Already done.

ashleybenlove said:

When are you gonna finish Kim Property?

When it's done.

[Sarah]

0__________0 I love the reference to "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"! That - is what it's referencing to, right?

^_^;; Uhm, one cartoon you want to come to life. (assuming all the things they can do, and their physique would survive IE: Jessica Rabbit would be able to live with her proportions XD).

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

sarah said:

0__________0 I love the reference to "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"! That - is what it's referencing to, right?

^_^;; Uhm, one cartoon you want to come to life. (assuming all the things they can do, and their physique would survive IE: Jessica Rabbit would be able to live with her proportions XD).

Yes, it's a Roger Rabbit reference. It's a reference to my Roger Rabbit fancharacter, Eddie's son with Dolores, who lives in the present as a Private eye. He's from my fanfic Who Framed Ron Stoppable?
And as for what cartoon I'd bring alive, probably Shego.

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

Hello?
(echoes, crickets chirp)
Does nobody have questions?

[Shonna]

Why do you call yourself a NOOB? What is a NOOB? How did you find RS.net?

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

shonna said:

Why do you call yourself a NOOB? What is a NOOB? How did you find RS.net?

Noob is a term for newbie. I'm a newbie here, thusly a noob As for the forum, I found it through a link on deviantART somewhere. I'm glad I did. ;D

[Shonna]

That's super!

Good afternoon. How was your day?

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

shonna said:

That's super!

Good afternoon. How was your day?

Can't complain. I got a K/R shippy video done, watched Howard the Duck, spent time with my cousin... All in all, good so far. ;D

[Shonna]

What does Robbie Valiant, P.I. mean?

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

shonna said:

What does Robbie Valiant, P.I. mean?

Robbie Valiant was an OC I made for the fic "Toontown 2007: Who Framed Ron Stoppable?" P.I. is short for Private Investigator. The fic takes place in the present day of the Roger Rabbit universe. He's Eddie Valiant's son, and has taken the family tradition of toon cases. However, he also has a thing for "dabbling in watercolors" (toon romance.)

[Shonna]

1. How often do you brush your teeth?

2. Are you photogenic?

3. Do you dread picture days?

4. Do you have a cell phone? If yes, what kind? If no, are you planning on purchasing one?

5. Have you had/have braces?

6. Do you use deodorant and/or perfume?

7. Do you mostly cook for yourself, or settle for some fast food take-out?

8. How long are you planning to stay on RS.net?

9. Would you be a Club Banana (Banana Republic, Hollister, etc.) shopper or a Smarty Mart (Wal Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc.) shopper? Tell the TRUTH.

10. Favorite Bueno Nacho food? (Chimmuritos, nacos, ....)

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

shonna said:

1. How often do you brush your teeth?

Daily.

2. Are you photogenic?

Probably. I personally don't think so, but other people tell me I am.

3. Do you dread picture days?

Not really.

4. Do you have a cell phone? If yes, what kind? If no, are you planning on purchasing one?

I have an LG,

5. Have you had/have braces?

Nope. Never even had a cavity, in all 15 years of my life.

6. Do you use deodorant and/or perfume?

Yes, I use deodorant.

7. Do you mostly cook for yourself, or settle for some fast food take-out?

Settle for fast food.

8. How long are you planning to stay on RS.net?

As long as KP interests me and the people here stay as cool as they are now. Which, at this rate, means... Rest of my life.

9. Would you be a Club Banana (Banana Republic, Hollister, etc.) shopper or a Smarty Mart (Wal Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc.) shopper? Tell the TRUTH.

Smarty Mart. I don't care about brand names, unless we're talking things that you actually use, i.e. electronics, food, etc.

10. Favorite Bueno Nacho food? (Chimmuritos, nacos, ....)

The Naco. Definitely.

[Robbie Valiant, P.I.]

nabusan said:

Do you have all the episodes?

I'm appending this answer. Now that I have an external, I have all episodes, including the Lilo and Stitch crossover.