|
|
Post by eoraptor on Sept 9, 2008 2:49:18 GMT -5
What's the crackiest crack pairing you've ever encountered? Provide links if you can  |
|
|
|
Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Sept 9, 2008 5:31:25 GMT -5
What's a crack ship?  After all this time I still don't know what it is.  |
|
|
|
Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 9, 2008 5:43:39 GMT -5
Crack Pairing: shipping gone bat-droppings crazy. "I know! I'll ship Dementor and Bonnie!" Crack pairings range from the making-you-scratch-your-head-in-puzzlement weird, to the eyes-gouging-with-a-fork-inducing weird. But they always leave you asking "Why? By all that is holy, WHY?" M-ratings galore! Rokken by Failte200: ron/Drakken. It's really not right, but still uses the core players, so not quite rising to this challenge. Window Into the Soul is a Drakken fic by Zaratan that starts out quite conventional and goes well off road. Pigblossom has what you want, though. In Who's the Monkey Master? Monkey Fist has captured Ron to make love, not war. Ron is rather alarmed. Really funny. Ain't Nuthin' But Kigo is technically "Kigo", but not the way it's usually defined. Poor Shego. Director's Dilemma goes for Kim/Dr. Director (or rather, Kim goes for Dr. Director). I won't spoil An Enemy's Touch or Charles Gray's Her Greatest Challenge, just recommend them. Then there's Pharaoh Rutin Tutin's Steal A Penny For Your Thoughts. I don't know why I'm aware of so many.
|
|
|
|
Post by vampirenaomi on Sept 9, 2008 7:01:37 GMT -5
I LOVE "An Enemy's Touch". The absurdity and references to one character's gimmick during the make-out scene crack me up every time. Wrongsick is Killigan/DNAmy. It starts with him talking to their daughter, but the middle part is a really funny story of how they got together. The Path of the Yono is one of those surprise ending fics, so I won't say what the pairing is, but it's quite obvious now that you know there is a crack pairing. This is rated M, but there is really nothing graphic and it unfortunately cuts off before anything sexual happens. |
|
Lupa
Yellow Trout
I`s funny in my head. Come in!
Posts: 48
|
Post by Lupa on Sept 9, 2008 7:39:52 GMT -5
LOL!! "Path of the Yono" rocks really! Now even I understand what crackships are! |
|
|
|
Post by eoraptor on Sept 9, 2008 10:55:03 GMT -5
*puts a few of these oddities on my 'to read' list * I've written one myself, but I've only ever seen it one other place... There's a side pairing in Blonde Moment of Bonnie / Cousin Larry that appears in a few chapters of course Starving Lunatic has done several bizarre ones, most famously Doctor Director / Vivian Porter and Doctor Director / Falsetto Jones, but those take place in AU fics. |
|
|
|
Post by Cody MacArthur Fett on Sept 9, 2008 15:38:22 GMT -5
OK, before this gets any furthur I think you guys should READ THIS!For those who didn't read that, you can not provide any direct links to web pages that have sexually explicit, gratuitously violent, or excessively dirty [language] content on them. |
|
|
|
Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 12, 2008 3:00:45 GMT -5
Mmm, thanks, Cody. Seems we sailed into dodgy waters. Oh, well, it was fun. Can't let this thread die with mentioning Sir Sebastian's T-rated A Benneton Affair, though. As he says in his note: " WARNING! Contains a VERY unconventional pairing. If you're easily offended, read no further." No explicit content, just the terrible reactions... |
|
After all this time I still don't know what it is. 
