Lord Moobilon
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 2:36:22 GMT -5
You may or may not know me, but I have advice to give you nonetheless. Ask your needs and wants and I'll give you the best possible answer I have to give.
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Post by Pooky on Oct 4, 2008 2:37:39 GMT -5
mao why you so shiny mao
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Big Black Dick
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 2:40:46 GMT -5
Ahoy, Lord Moobilon!
I require a hearty crew of scalawags for my ship and YOU appear to be the man for the job! How would ye like to keep watch in the crow's nest?
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Lord Moobilon
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 2:48:25 GMT -5
A thin layer of body oil, sun tan lotion and the appropriate lighting will give just about anything a nice gleam coat. O GREAT LORD MOOBILON! HELP ME! I FEEL LIKE I'M A TOTAL CORPORATE WHORE! NOBODY RESPECTS ME! I DO LINES OF COCAINE OFF OF MY WIFE'S ASS AFTER SHE PASSES OUT FACE-DOWN FROM A DAY OF DRINKING VODKA AND HUMPING THE GARDENER! GOD I'M SO PATHETIC! WHAT DO I DO?! CALL NOW! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! Do not let what others think of you get to your head, and your impulsive drug habit will only worsen your ordeal I'm afraid. Become more confident in yourself and kick your addiction, and give your wife the loving she deserves so she won't have to seek it from others. Do your best, that's about all I can say for you.
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Lord Moobilon
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 2:49:28 GMT -5
Ahoy, Lord Moobilon! I require a hearty crew of scalawags for my ship and YOU appear to be the man for the job! How would ye like to keep watch in the crow's nest? I'm honored and humbled by your request, I gladly accept as part of my effort to extend my reach to others. Plus I love a good change of scenery.
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Post by Pooky on Oct 4, 2008 2:49:31 GMT -5
A thin layer of body oil, sun tan lotion and the appropriate lighting will give just about anything a nice gleam coat. mao does it has flavour?
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 2:51:26 GMT -5
Ay, Moobilon, I am honored to have ye as part of me crew.
Might there be any services ye might be requestin' before we sail?
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Lord Moobilon
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 3:03:16 GMT -5
A thin layer of body oil, sun tan lotion and the appropriate lighting will give just about anything a nice gleam coat. mao does it has flavour? It has a somewhat dull taste, I wouldn't recommend it for anything. Ay, Moobilon, I am honored to have ye as part of me crew. Might there be any services ye might be requestin' before we sail? Other than a steady supply of body oil and food, just point me where you want and me and my deck chair will be there.
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 3:03:47 GMT -5
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE! THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE! I WILL CHECK INTO REHAB AND GIVE MY WIFE THE BIG OL' HOT BILLY-BURGER INJECTION AS SOON AS I GET HOME! O LORD MOOBILON, YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN! I BOW BEFORE YOU! CALL NOW! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! You're most welcome, now go forth.
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 3:06:01 GMT -5
Ay, Mister Moobilon, ye shall be granted these wishes! I do wonder, though-- will ye be takin' ye deck chair up in the crow's nest with ye?
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Lord Moobilon
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 3:07:58 GMT -5
I find it easier for me to do things when I'm relaxed, so yes, I would be taking it up with me. Would that propose a problem?
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 3:09:21 GMT -5
So long as it fits, we shall have no problem, Mister Moobilon!
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Post by Pooky on Oct 4, 2008 3:22:41 GMT -5
mao are you really behind me all the time? :c
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Post by The Joker on Oct 4, 2008 3:43:24 GMT -5
Evening, ...Moobilon
I just have to say, Gotham would be SO much better if there were more people with your...moobness running around instead of people dressed in cheap bat costumes...
But anyway, I'm here with a question. What would you do if I was to say, ...steal your lawn chair?
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Oct 4, 2008 10:03:58 GMT -5
Moobs were my schtick until you brutally stole it from me.
Now my life is in shambles.
My wife has left me, my boss fired me, my taun tauns died and I'm slowly killing myself with a blunt butter knife, hoping I'll be able to die before my bills are due and they cut the power.
All because of you.
I don't want to die alone in the dark.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Oct 4, 2008 10:04:37 GMT -5
Are you Samoan?
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Fusion Fox
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READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
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Post by Fusion Fox on Oct 4, 2008 14:09:04 GMT -5
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 4, 2008 14:18:33 GMT -5
Lord Moobilon, I come seeking advice!
I have $8 in my wallet. What should I spend it on?
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Lord Moobilon
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 14:21:56 GMT -5
mao are you really behind me all the time? :c My spiritual presence is behind you, I can't be everywhere at once mind you, it's nothing to be scared of. Evening, ...Moobilon I just have to say, Gotham would be SO much better if there were more people with your...moobness running around instead of people dressed in cheap bat costumes... But anyway, I'm here with a question. What would you do if I was to say, ...steal your lawn chair? Thank you for your statement. It would be impossible for anyone to steal it, if I'm not sitting on it it's always in my view of sight. Although I've never had any trouble with people wanting to steal it, I suppose a lawn chair isn't a popular item which people covet.
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Lord Moobilon
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Post by Lord Moobilon on Oct 4, 2008 14:27:41 GMT -5
Moobs were my schtick until you brutally stole it from me. Now my life is in shambles. My wife has left me, my boss fired me, my taun tauns died and I'm slowly killing myself with a blunt butter knife, hoping I'll be able to die before my bills are due and they cut the power. All because of you. I don't want to die alone in the dark. I cannot recall purposely stealing 'Moobs' from you, young lady. It is still yours so long as you still use it, which is something I haven't seen for some time. Your story is heartbreaking, but I find it hard to believe since I can plainly see how your residence actually is. Don't bother looking back, you won't find anything there, except for maybe a few chair indentations on the floor. No, I am not. I believe my tan is what gives the image, some people have suggested this as well.
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