The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And that's why I can walk AND swim, while you can only swim.

[LS]

Hey, who has two thumbs and is part of a significantly longer lived civilization? *Points at herself with both thumbs*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You have one city worth mentioning.

[LS]

We have several. You're just a typical American who only knows North American countries, and even then probably poorly.

[patrickdron]

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Delicious

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'M CANADIAN.

YUM.

[LS]

Nah, there's only one North American country worth mentioning, after all.

Holy hell, only £6? That's amazing.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Yes, the one that occupies more land mass, has never lost a war, owns the highest longitudinal land mass, and is the rumored entrance point to the hollow center of the earth.

[LS]

No, no, the United States has definitely lost wars. But yes, they do own Canada. Like a pet dog.

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[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I WILL THROW HOT SAUCE IN THERE.

[LS]

... do you not understand the size of the ocean?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...in this localized area.

[LS]

And "dilution"?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

It doesn't happen THAT quickly, especially with the thickness of sauces.

[LS]

It really does, though. Ocean big. Sale small.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

First of all, size doesn't matter. Second of all, it'd take at least ten minutes for the sauce to disperse enough to not sting you! Especially with the waves keeping it around the shoreline!

[LS]

Size absolutely matters. You're also assuming human biology anyway. Shockingly enough, we have evolved to handle irritants in the water.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...including irritants from land plants that can't handle salt water?

[LS]

Irritants in general. I know several mers with a constant mucus layer.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...mers are weird.