The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

Man, it's almost as if we're an entirely different set of species than humans.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Yeah, but... icky! Ew!

[LS]

At least we're not covered in hair, like, literally everywhere.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

It's for keeping warm! Clothes are not naturally occurring.

[LS]

We make do without. Maybe you should try being a mermaid, instead.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

So I can coat myself in soiled kleenexes?

[LS]

... true, you would make a terrible one, with your terrible problem solving skills.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

The only problem I cannot solve is the lack of mer respect for me!

[patrickdron]

Feb 26, 2020 18:14:05 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

The only problem I cannot solve is the lack of mer respect for me!

But do you have respect for mers?

[LS]

Well yeah. You need to earn that.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I generally respect mers! Even ones that choose to defy me, like this one.

[LS]

You constantly insult us and seem to be under the impression you're better than us.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And you threaten us with scary gyaradoses.

[LS]

How dare you. He is charming.

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[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

He is nightmare fuel!

[patrickdron]

Feb 27, 2020 16:16:03 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

He is nightmare fuel!

No Gyarados isn't nightmare fuel he's charming and non threatening

[LS]

Gyarados: *Lazily floating past, facing upwards*

Ah yes, as terrifying as any other Magikarp at all times.

Gyarados: ... gyaaaaa ara dos.

Break or not, you're still making my case for me.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Lies, that thing is the pure, raw reflection of fear.

[LS]

Then you have fairly mild nightmares.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I enjoy nightmares, really.

Milotic: *slowly surfaces, looming over Nereida*

^_^

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