The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

Gyary's got a pretty significant experience lead on Millie here. Gyary's also a powerhouse, while he's more of a special specialist. And Gyary's real good at eating special attacks.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...Millie? Really?

[LS]

I never claimed to be creative.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

That's why you wear a Johnny Depp prop, eh?

Aye, avast.

[LS]

Never heard of Team Aqua, then?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Nobody has, they were a blip on the sonar.

[LS]

They had a pretty noble goal, though. More water.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

The world is already 70% water. Don't be a selfish shellfish.

...

[LS]

It might be mostly water, but it's not like there are as many interesting geological features as the surface has.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Mariana's Trench is greater than Grand Canyon.

[LS]

I say "interesting geological features" and you choose two giant holes. Wow, how interesting they are. I can totally get through this conversation witho- *Fake snoring noise*

...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...so, what interests you, exactly?

[LS]

The Auroras, Everest, the Amazon...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Visible from the surface, coral reefs, kelp forests.

[LS]

Much more of a pain to get to, not as interesting, not as interesting.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Coral reefs are beautiful, colorful, and have a huge assortment of gorgeous fish. Even friendly groupers who let you pet them. Everest, meanwhile, has avalanches, trash, and oxygen deprivation.

And possibly a wild Articuno in Pokemon Go.

SHUT.

[LS]

Oh wow, a coral reef. So rare for a mermaid. It's not like I pass the things literally anywhere I go or anything. But a snow-capped mountain? Yeah, that's totally an experience we get all the time.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Your tail would freeze! Like an ice cream cone!

[LS]

You know there are arctic mers. Like, I'm not even assuming it, I know you know there are. We can survive there.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Yeah? Tell a Spaniard to go live in Alaska. See how happy he is there.