The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

It's more go talk to a Spaniard that wants to go live in Alaska. Really very different.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I am confident that there is not one single Spaniard that wants to live in Alaska. Not one. Anywhere.

[LS]

I'm pointing out your "being forced to go" doesn't make it a good comparison. You know, since I'm saying I'd want to go and all.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You are not acclimatized to those waters! You'd have to wear a fuzzy body suit. You'd look like a teddymer.

[LS]

Ah, well that's completely different to how humans work. They just go there and are magically immune, while they wander the frozen wastes in their birthday suits. Oh wait, that's not how that works at all. Turns out if you want to go somewhere special you have to put in work. Who knew?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Except parkas are way easier to get for humans than for mers! What with furry animals being more common on land, and everything.

[LS]

We still have solutions. You know this.

[patrickdron]

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thought you'd like that since you've said that's your choice of alcoholic beverage

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Maybe YOU do. No fabric can match an eelmer's flexibility.

YAAAAAAAY.

[LS]

It's not like you need to contort while you're there.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'd want to! Coiling helps preserve body heat.

[LS]

Or you could wear insulated clothes and not need to.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Coiling is far more efficient when you have this much tail mass.

[LS]

But the problem you're raising is that it isn't in this case.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

It'd be too cold, regardless!

[LS]

Nah, it'd be manageable.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Settle down, Lorelai, -40 is not manageable.

[LS]

Humans pull it off. And just look at how weak they are.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

The first thing they do is build heated shelters.

[LS]

Which don't magically materialise when they arrive. They put effort in too.