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Post by LS on Dec 3, 2020 21:27:46 GMT -5
... with that reaction, I'm inclined to believe you already knew what it meant and were trying to get me to play to your kinks.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 3, 2020 23:37:31 GMT -5
Lies. I would never. Not once have I fantasized about being seduced by a mermaid's siren song, and offering myself to her eternal service. 'Service' as defined however you want it to mean. Not once, ever.
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Post by LS on Dec 4, 2020 10:48:33 GMT -5
... I feel like I should have a notepad and you should be paying me for this psychiatrist session.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 4, 2020 13:23:38 GMT -5
Pfft, you don't even have the big couch for me to lay on.
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Post by LS on Dec 4, 2020 18:32:06 GMT -5
I'm a mermaid. We don't do "couches".
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 4, 2020 18:45:10 GMT -5
No, you do sailors.
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Post by LS on Dec 4, 2020 19:45:09 GMT -5
... I mean, yes, but why do you feel the need to call that out?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 4, 2020 20:29:37 GMT -5
Because it was a clever play on words. See, it made use of the double meaning of the word 'do', as both 'making use of' and 'having intercourse with'.
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Post by LS on Dec 4, 2020 20:51:51 GMT -5
Was it "clever", though? Was it?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 5, 2020 14:45:00 GMT -5
You smirked. I saw it. You were amused by my antics and ways.
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Post by LS on Dec 5, 2020 15:09:29 GMT -5
I might have been, if it weren't such low hanging fruit. I expect better from you.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 5, 2020 16:41:48 GMT -5
If you don't start wearing a bra, those melons will become low hanging fruit.
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Post by LS on Dec 5, 2020 16:56:52 GMT -5
I should not have to explain something as simple as buoyancy to you at this stage.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 5, 2020 19:13:49 GMT -5
I dunno, you spend a lot of time above water. Especially with all the sailors you apparently do.
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Post by LS on Dec 5, 2020 19:39:01 GMT -5
A lot less than you clearly think, on both counts. Quite easy to do it in the ocean for one thing, and it's not like I sleep with any random passing sailor.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 5, 2020 19:56:46 GMT -5
...you know what, screw it, this intrigues me. *sits, cross-legged, both hands thoughtfully on his knee* What kind of sailors do you prefer to sleep with? Cieleida?
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Post by patrickdron on Dec 5, 2020 20:08:27 GMT -5
...you know what, screw it, this intrigues me. *sits, cross-legged, both hands thoughtfully on his knee* What kind of sailors do you prefer to sleep with? Cieleida? That's Nereida you silly trolling man
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Post by LS on Dec 5, 2020 20:17:59 GMT -5
Again, not like it's just any random passing sailor. There's no "one size fits all" answer, either. And his trolling isn't working, so...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 5, 2020 22:35:57 GMT -5
So... you don't fit all sailors?
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Post by LS on Dec 6, 2020 8:51:38 GMT -5
Not all sailors fit me, yes.
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