The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

It's also very limited. There's a reason Candy's firing out more instructions at you than me, honey.

*Slowly floating off, throwing the stick at her as she does*

...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I challenge you to a cucumber throating contest!

*swats it away* You do not!

[LS]

Gag reflexes are a "I don't have gills" creature thing, like a pathetic human.

*Floating off*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Psst, I know that. I'm trying to make some bonus money, muffin.

*whispers over both their shoulders* Psst. You can be loud about your plans. Explain the item you're planning to throat. It's hot.

[LS]

Psst, it's Sale's money, though. Obviously, lower quality than Candy's money.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Psst. My money is higher quality than any part of Ciel's body.

...seriously, fuck already. I give you permission. Cum anywhere you want in her. Poseidon knows you both want it.

[LS]

I would sooner fuck Pat, at least he's useful!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And I don't need fish slime on me!

[LS]

It's exactly this sort of speciesm that's the problem with him!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You've said worse things about my legged brethren!

[patrickdron]

May 20, 2024 21:30:21 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Psst. My money is higher quality than any part of Ciel's body.

...seriously, fuck already. I give you permission. Cum anywhere you want in her. Poseidon knows you both want it.

*looks at Cal* you'd really let your favorite leggy sleep with your wife?

[LS]

Yeah, the right kind of specieism. Duh.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'll throw an electric eel at you!

I mean, who am I to float in the way of this level of raw, passionate lust.

[patrickdron]

May 21, 2024 14:21:59 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

I'll throw an electric eel at you!

I mean, who am I to float in the way of this level of raw, passionate lust.

*looks at Cal* Ciel doesn't lust for Sale, as for Sale he just lusts her tail
*checks on Venus*

[LS]

"Absolutely none of"? A person with taste, I thought.

*Floating past, wearing a hockey mask and trailing a machete behind her*

[patrickdron]

May 21, 2024 14:45:53 GMT -5 LS said:

"Absolutely none of"? A person with taste, I thought.

*Floating past, wearing a hockey mask and trailing a machete behind her*

*sees Venus* she saw Friday the 13th?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You're one step away from doing the Wolverine holding a photo meme, with me in it!

...Vee, why.

[LS]

More like Wolverine with just the middle claw raised!

*Headtilt*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

See? You want to fuck me!

Why are you being a slasher villain? And a mid one, at that.

[LS]

That's not what flipping you off means!

*Indifferent shrug*