The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Oh Ciel! What do I do in your fantasies?

Jason never hurt an animal.

[LS]

Die! Painfully and endlessly!

*Staring at him*

I'm sure you're being condescended behind that mask.

[patrickdron]

May 22, 2024 10:13:23 GMT -5 LS said:

Die! Painfully and endlessly!

*Staring at him*

I'm sure you're being condescended behind that mask.

she most likely is, that's Venus's default expression when dealing with Sale

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Kinky mer!

I'm Canadian, you think an angry hockey player scares me?

[LS]

I will get great sexual satisfaction when you die, yes!

*Staring at him*

... awful lot harder to read her like this, though.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Unlikely, since you'll be very very old by then!

*sloooooowly lifts her mask*

[LS]

It will be extremely soon!

*Jabs his stomach with the hilt*

[patrickdron]

May 22, 2024 13:59:24 GMT -5 LS said:

It will be extremely soon!

*Jabs his stomach with the hilt*

those two deserved each other

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

It will be DECADES from now, Oldmer!

Owie! Look into other slashers! Kuchisake-onna is a really good one!

[LS]

It'll be as soon as I convince Cal to help me dispose of your body!

*Staring at him*

The non-verbal schtick really runs into a problem when he can't actually see you emote, you realise.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...wait...so... you... y-you're being... serious? I thought we were just playing. You... you... h-hate me...?

*YANKS THE MASK OFF*

[patrickdron]

May 22, 2024 17:19:55 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

...wait...so... you... y-you're being... serious? I thought we were just playing. You... you... h-hate me...?

*YANKS THE MASK OFF*

you mess with her tail constantly that should give Ciel plenty of reason to hate you

[LS]

The sympathy play still isn't working when I can see you harassing the plant, Newman!

*Irritated stare. Yanks it back, whacking him with it*

[patrickdron]

May 22, 2024 18:25:01 GMT -5 LS said:

The sympathy play still isn't working when I can see you harassing the plant, Newman!

*Irritated stare. Yanks it back, whacking him with it*

Venus is protective of the mask

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'm not harassing her! I'm BONDING with her! Isn't that right, my biffle plant VeeVee?

[LS]

Harassing, as you always do!

*Irritated stare, whacking him with it again*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Ow! Sorry Vee... wanna whack her with it, too?

[LS]

Of course she doesn't, for I am defending her honour!

*Irritated stare, putting it back on*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I can whack her with it for you, if you want.

Blessing magic, hah.

[LS]

Of course she doesn't, for I am defending her honour!

*Staring at him*

... presumably, annoyed.

She is the so-called goddess of the Axis religion, after all. A very inviting cult.