The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

You're actively insulting me, of course I'm following you to incite her to take up arms!

You two have such a weird relationship.

*Indifferent stare*

She is dressed for the part.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* And we wouldn't change it for the world. *lightly splashes Ciel*

...you really shouldn't be indifferent to that. I don't think mustard is good for plants.

[LS]

*Splash* I'd happily change it!

... weird.

*Indifferent stare*

Eh, it all goes into her acid anyway.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* ...some of your water hit Clarissa! What a bad person you are! *splash*

Mustard is made from plants.

[LS]

*Splash* You're the one choosing to fight literally over here!

... and noisy.

*Indifferent stare*

So are all the other herbs and spices.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* ...*whispers* Stop disrupting her comfort!

Does Venus case nothing for the noble mustard plant, with its vibrant yellow flowers?

[LS]

You started it by inflicting yourself on her!

... and you're continuing it.

*Indifferent shrug*

[patrickdron]

Jul 14, 2024 11:24:08 GMT -5 LS said:

You started it by inflicting yourself on her!

... and you're continuing it.

*Indifferent shrug*

hmm not sure either one of you noticed but fanfiction.net was down for a couple days read up on it on their Xtwitter page
*tosses Venus a bottle of French's mustard*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* She seems content with this. *idly pets Sharky too*

...enjoy, Vee.

[LS]

She's tolerant, which is bad when it comes to you!

Did you really have to bring this whole... thing you're both doing over here? *Sharky writhes out of his grasp, biting at but not hitting his fingers*

*Watches it fall to the ground in front of her, staring indifferently at it as it does*

[patrickdron]

Jul 14, 2024 18:51:32 GMT -5 LS said:

She's tolerant, which is bad when it comes to you!

Did you really have to bring this whole... thing you're both doing over here? *Sharky writhes out of his grasp, biting at but not hitting his fingers*

*Watches it fall to the ground in front of her, staring indifferently at it as it does*

she cosplays as Starfire but doesn't drink mustard, ok then

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting Clarissa* ...fair enough, Sharky. What thing? Our mating ritual?

Perhaps Vee prefers Dijon.

[LS]

Yeah, if that's what this is, sure.

It's not, for reference!

*Sharky nestles back into the beach beside Clarissa*

*Indifferent shrug*

Not a big condiment... plant.

[patrickdron]

Jul 14, 2024 19:22:58 GMT -5 LS said:

Yeah, if that's what this is, sure.

It's not, for reference!

*Sharky nestles back into the beach beside Clarissa*

*Indifferent shrug*

Not a big condiment... plant.

considering she let the mustard bottle drop the ground and didn't pick it up with her vines I gathered that yes

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* Would you like a jar of mustard as a copulation gift?

...or would Christine?

[LS]

Shove it up your urethra then give it a squeeze!

... weird shit.

*Indifferent shrug*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* I mean, SHE'S being weird, but mustard does go on hot dogs.

She's a tsundere, she'll cherish anything you give her... but not really. It's not like she likes your gifts or anything, geez.

[LS]

I am a thousand percent normal!

Mustard as a gift is also pretty weird.

*Half-lidded stare*

... she disagrees. About the "anything", presumably, considering how transparent the tsundering is.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* Vee, be a dear and toss me that mustard, please.

[LS]

Throw it at him! Or spray it all over him!

... weirdass relationship.

*Half-lidded stare. Picks it up, tossing it to him*