The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* Thank you, Best Plant Vee, daughter of Gaia herself, wife of Princess Tsundere. So, despite Ciel's love of drenching bukkake, I merely wish to offer this treat to you. *offers the mustard to Clarissa*

[LS]

Even better, drench his eyeballs in it!

Yeah, I'm a sharkmer, condiments aren't really my thing. Or plant products in general, really.

*Sagely nods*

... carnivorous respect.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* I mean, don't you have human taste buds? *casually squirts some mustard at Ciel*

...wait, you don't deny being her wife?

[LS]

No? Why would I have those?

*Splashes him* We're not humans, you moron!

*Indifferent shrug*

Eh, common law partnerships are much more of a thing these days.

[patrickdron]

Jul 15, 2024 19:23:25 GMT -5 LS said:

No? Why would I have those?

*Splashes him* We're not humans, you moron!

*Indifferent shrug*

Eh, common law partnerships are much more of a thing these days.

*looks at LS* I assume the shrug must mean "meh" in Venusnese

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* I mean, your top half is so human, you have the swollen chest that only human women have when not pregnant. *bops Ciel with the mustard bottle*

...has she tried to prune you like a bonsai?

THAT'S RACIST YOU BAKAAAA!!

...how did she hear me?

[LS]

The Neko's going to lecture people on things only humans have? For that matter, you're talking to a plant with them. What are you even on about?

Yeah, you oafish buffon of an oik! *Splashes him*

*Whaps him*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...*pats her dorsal fin* Well played, shark, well played. *throws the bottle at Ciel*

*drives up on her moped, KFC bucket in the basket* My hearing is as amazing as your dumbness! Oh... hi Venus. ^_^

[LS]

It's just things evolving the same things by chance. Like how nature likes crabs so darn much.

*Catches it, immediately throwing it back* Someone else who sees how much of an idiot he is at last!

*Pats her head with a vine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*catches it* Well, I'm sure this mustard is all artificial ingredients anyways, kinda like Ciel's chest, so I'm sure there's no plantlife in it.

*blushes and beams* ^_____^

...

[LS]

Doesn't mean I can digest it any better, though.

You've molested me enough to know I'm all natural!

*Vineheadpat*

More immediate attention than Sale gets, at least.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* ...you can digest solid bone. *pets Ciel's tail with the mustard bottle*

...we can see you, Christine.

^____^ ... O__O *backs away* I-it's not like I like that or anything!

[patrickdron]

Jul 16, 2024 13:14:44 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*idly petting* ...you can digest solid bone. *pets Ciel's tail with the mustard bottle*

...we can see you, Christine.

^____^ ... O__O *backs away* I-it's not like I like that or anything!

you can't fool anyone, kawaii delivery girl, even your best customer

[LS]

Yeah, not actually the same thing. You could probably digest dirt, doesn't make that good for you, either.

*TAILSLAP* CASE IN POINT!

*Eyeroll, dragging her back. Vineheadpat*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* I thought we were just discussing if you could eat it, not if it's part of a balanced diet. *SQUIRTS MORE MUSTARD AT CIEL*

Nnnnnn! ... *grumpily munches on a drumstick*

Ah, tsun.

[LS]

Being able to eat something and being supposed to eat something are two different things entirely.

*TAILSLAP* Yeah, you rube

*Continued vineheadpat, idly pulling a thigh under her petals*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting her while idly bopping Ciel* I didn't realize you were such a health nut.

...fine, pat me. I'll allow you to do it. B-be grateful!

The tsun escalates.

*throws the drumstick bone at him*

[LS]

This isn't a "health nut" thing. Think more like extreme lactose intolerance. I'd rather not puke on you, thanks.

*TAILWHAP* This idiot'd be into that!

*Half-lidded stare, continuing to vinepat her*

... too much tsun.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting* So... what do you eat? *shoves his foot in Ciel's face*

O__O I-it is?

And here comes the dere.

[LS]

Uh, meat? I'm a sharkmer? Duh?

*TAILSLAP* Anyone with even half a braincell would know that!

*Half-lidded stare, continuing to vinepat her*

I mean, any amount of tsun is too much, really.