The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I can be your hentai bae! But not YOURS, because a baka like you hasn't earned it!

*pet pet* You lay here all day.

[LS]

Literally all I'd need is the cash for a bucket of chicken to "earn it"!

Except I don't, sure.

*Idly vinepetting Christine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I wouldn't even give it up for you for extra crispy!

*gasp*

*pet pet* The other half of the day, you catch fish for a vampire chef at a shipwreck restaurant that doubles as a hotel for mermaids. *one firm pet* Weirdo.

[LS]

Oh please, you'd give it up for soggy and half-eaten!

I supply a legitimate business enterprise, yeah.

*Idly vinepetting Christine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Only if he's cute! You're not even close!

*pet pet* Legitimate businesses can be weird. Have you seen vtubers? ...you'd like Gawr Gura.

[LS]

You'd probably do it for Pat!

It's not weird though, and I've no idea what that is.

*Idly vinepetting Christine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Pat is... fine! I guess! Geez!

The most famous vtuber to date. And she's... *pet pet* a shark girl.

[LS]

Which is tsundere for "I'd jump him right now, but my mental sickness means I need to be a bitch to him instead!"

I don't know what a "VTuber" is.

*Vinepetting Christine while staring at Ciel in annoyance*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I AM PERFECTLY SANE! You and my guidance counselor need to shut up!

...a streamer who uses motion capture to portray an animated avatar.

[patrickdron]

Jul 29, 2024 16:40:10 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Pat is... fine! I guess! Geez!

The most famous vtuber to date. And she's... *pet pet* a shark girl.

*looks at Christine* um thanks? *pats her head* Rei

[LS]

You've chosen to side with Sale, so I'm taking up LS' side! You being a tsundere is mental sickness, and you happily admit it!

... I don't see the appeal.

*Vinepetting Christine while staring at Ciel in annoyance*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* So you're racist against sharkgirls, huh?

I'm about to show you all the ways Japan knows how to eat fish!

[LS]

Yeah, because that's how an emotionally stable person responds(!)

Of the "animated avatar".

*Vinepatting Christine, still staring at Ciel in annoyance*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* She's cute and fun. Just like you. And you! *lightly pats Sharky*

More stable than you, spending all this time assaulting a neko for daring to pet you!

Yeah!

[LS]

I mean in general, because I assume she's not the only one doing it.

Sharky: *Wakes with a start, biting at his fingers*

Oh yeah, god forbid I don't want a self-admitted degenerate touching my nether regions against my will(!) But of course you think it's fine, your entire perception of the world is fucked, tsun-duncé!

*Vinepatting Christine, staring at Ciel in annoyance*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Hey hey hey! Behave, you. I mean, there are hundreds of vtubers, but there are only a handful of sharkgirls, and Gura is head and fin above the rest.

You lean your butt into his every petting, you mer-slut! "Ooohhhh I hope his finger doesn't accidentally go somewhere it shouldn't!" I know your game!

[LS]

Pretty sure it's cultural appropriation as well, considering she's probably not one.

Sharky: *Glaring at him*

I'm not anywhere near as desperate as you, considering I get laid by people and not potted plants!

*Hurls a barrage of rocks, glaring at her*

*Diving under it, emerging several feet away* Go suck on a weedwhacker!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* ... *lightly bops her dorsal fin* No being a triggered Twitter user, you. And you... sorry, I didn't mean to disturb your gentle slumber.

You'll make fine sashimi if you don't apologize, you defective koi!

[LS]

Sharky: *Bites at his hand again, glaring furiously at him*

Yeah, don't try to hit me, especially not in front of her.

I'll never apologize for being in the right! She can apologize or I'll send her to Lily-Ann to make an exotic salad!

*GLARE*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Hey! ...mean little shark!

I wonder how much fish oil she could squeeze out of you!