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Post by LS on Aug 1, 2024 15:55:39 GMT -5
 She's absolutely closer to a wolf, considering nurse sharks aren't domesticated. Unfortunately, there's nothing in a fight like for me, because there's no part of you that's valuable to take as a trophy!   *Irritated stare, patting Christine. Slides a piece under her petals* |
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 1, 2024 16:13:53 GMT -5
*pet pet* ...but you domesticated this one. Plus, she's small.  YOU'D BE HONORED TO... yes, VeeVee? |
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Post by LS on Aug 1, 2024 16:28:48 GMT -5
She's not domesticated like a dog is. She's loyal to me, that doesn't mean she's a lapdog or anything. *Irritated stare, patting Christine. Wiggles the fresh bucket* And Pat's a better delivery girl than you!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 1, 2024 21:02:58 GMT -5
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Post by LS on Aug 2, 2024 7:17:32 GMT -5
She's really not. She's a shark, we're usually apexes. I'm a mer, you moron, I'm not a "source of chicken" at all! *Vinewhaps him, drawing another piece beneath her petals*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 2, 2024 8:02:51 GMT -5
*pet pet* Not when they're that size. Also, owie. *munch* You probably taste like chicken! |
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Post by LS on Aug 2, 2024 9:56:32 GMT -5
Even at her size. Comes with the bite and suction force. All you taste like is shame and regrets! *Irritated stare*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 2, 2024 10:22:06 GMT -5
*pet pet* I could pick her up and stuff her in a backpack if I wanted. Rotten chicken! Green with rot! Salmonella! |
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Post by LS on Aug 2, 2024 12:17:43 GMT -5
And she can bite your hand off even still. You're the walking definition of "untreated yeast infection"! *Irritated stare*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 2, 2024 12:21:20 GMT -5
*pet pet* Not if I hold her behind the pectoral fins. Big words for someone whose tail is that smelly! |
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Post by LS on Aug 2, 2024 13:00:54 GMT -5
At that stage, I'll bite you. This some badly conceived joke? You humans reek! There're many reasons so few animals sweat, and that's one of the main ones! Even the slightest "exertion" and you're stinking up the room! *Irritated stare*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 2, 2024 13:09:29 GMT -5
*pet pet* I'd rather you didn't. You smell like raw fish in the sun! Because that's what you are! |
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Post by LS on Aug 2, 2024 13:15:27 GMT -5
And I'd rather you not treat her like you're picking up a hamburger, so. It's no wonder the most sharks do is test bite you with the stench you're all happily walking around with! *Irritated stare*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 2, 2024 16:10:55 GMT -5
*pet pet* ...she'd be cute between two burger buns, though. Halloween costume idea. And for you, they don't even bother with that! |
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Post by patrickdron on Aug 2, 2024 16:15:48 GMT -5
*pet pet* ...she'd be cute between two burger buns, though. Halloween costume idea. And for you, they don't even bother with that!*looks at Sale* leave Sharky alone |
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Post by LS on Aug 2, 2024 16:31:01 GMT -5
We don't do costumes underwater. They don't work that well. Oh please, they try to take bites of us all the time. More than can be said of you. A starving vulture wouldn't even look at you twice!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 2, 2024 17:46:53 GMT -5
*pet pet* A bit of twine could hold it in place. Probably because you annoy them, not because they're hungry! |
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Post by LS on Aug 2, 2024 18:14:15 GMT -5
Basically nothing you people works down below as clothing. Pressure and it's not rated to tolerate constant water. It'd take literal seconds for your tsunduncé act to piss them off, as it does for everyone else!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Aug 2, 2024 21:05:56 GMT -5
*pet pet* You're not that deep sea of a shark, though. Oh yeah?! Then explain why that small shark is asleep! |
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Post by LS on Aug 3, 2024 7:47:21 GMT -5
This isn't the depth I do most of my work at. Because Clarissa has her too well-trained around people and people-adjacent things!
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