The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

Sharky: *Side-eyeing him*

She's making sure you don't do anything that'd annoy her.

At least I've actually got a brain that could collapse! All you've got in your head is chicken grease and the essence of tsunduncé!

*Glaring at her

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Seems like my very existence is doing that right now.

Chicken grease is better than fish oil! Everyone knows that!

...can confirm.

[LS]

Sharky: *Side-eyeing him*

That's what happens when you annoy her all at once.

Oh please, you people are obsessed with your "cod liver oil" and it's "Omega-3".

*Glaring at her

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* ...Sharkyyyyyyyy. Be niiiiiice.

I bet you don't even have Omega 1 or 2!

[LS]

Sharky: *Side-eyeing him, her eyelid starting to droop*

She's not biting you, that's pretty nice already.

And I know you're an idiot, because that's not how anything works!

*Irritated stare*

[patrickdron]

Jul 31, 2024 15:58:33 GMT -5 LS said:

Sharky: *Side-eyeing him, her eyelid starting to droop*

She's not biting you, that's pretty nice already.

And I know you're an idiot, because that's not how anything works!

*Irritated stare*

*looks at Sale* Sharky's basically saying to you "watch yourself"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Why do I feel like she's about to dream about biting me?

The only omega I need is Kenny Omega!

^_^

[LS]

Sharky: *Side-eyeing him, before fully closing her eyes*

If she wanted to bite you, she'd just go for it.

Explains the poor grooming you've got going on, then!

*Irritated stare*

[patrickdron]

Jul 31, 2024 16:52:21 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*pet pet* Why do I feel like she's about to dream about biting me?

The only omega I need is Kenny Omega!

^_^

the tsundere is a AEW wrestling fan yay

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* ...well, train her better.

W-WHAT?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! KENNY IS A LIVING GOD!

Pro wrestling is huge in Japan, and Kenny was and probably still is the top foreigner there.

[patrickdron]

Jul 31, 2024 19:43:11 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*pet pet* ...well, train her better.

W-WHAT?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! KENNY IS A LIVING GOD!

Pro wrestling is huge in Japan, and Kenny was and probably still is the top foreigner there.

*looks at Sale* Clarissa has Sharky trained well enough I'm sure, you just need to keep your distance and not bother them

[LS]

She's perfectly well trained. That's why she calls out people annoying her.

Oh look, the tsunduncé once again sucks at interpreting things!

*Irritated stare, patting Christine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* She's aggressive for a nurse shark.

Kenny would squeeze the Omega 3's out of you with his bare hands!

[LS]

She's defensive. You're bothering her while she's sleeping.

Oh please, you humans wouldn't last five minutes down in our world. Literally.

*Irritated stare, patting Christine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* So she's like a cat.

*nuzzles the vine* Oh, go sundry yourself.

[LS]

She's like any animal. Not many of those like being woken by strange people.

Seems like you've already beaten me there, having dried out your brain and all.

*Irritated stare, patting Christine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* I mean, any trained family dog wouldn't mind. In fact, they'd get excited, and assault the newcomer with licks.

Shut up! Baka! I saw your great great grandmother in a painting once, blowing a samurai! Shameful!

[LS]

You finding many "trained family dogs" in nature? Because most animals aren't.

Could be worse, your great great grandfather was apparently being cucked by her while drawing it.

*Irritated stare, patting Christine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* ...but she's your pet. This right here is not a wolf, she's a dog.

YOUR SCALES SHALL DECORATE MY SKIRT.

[patrickdron]

*sees the tension in the room* *hands Christine & Venus a KFC bucket*, *hands Sale one*