The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Smelling of decay would be a lateral move for you!

*hugging them* Fine, Amazon for Hazbin Hotel.

[LS]

Actually decaying would be a massive improvement for you!

Needs more comedy to match this bad double act.

*Floating past, wearing a red dress with white underside, a white section at the top with large black buttons and black sleeves with white cuffs, a green ribbon in her hair*

... looks like she's on a Roll today.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Luckily, you have no brain to rot!

*hugging them* You two... oh, is that how it is, Venus?

[LS]

I'm assuming you're packing nothing down there for the same reason!

*Draws a Roll Buster from beneath her petals, aiming it at her*

... where the hell does she get these things?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*drops them and grabs her trident* I'll do to you what King did to Protoman.

*idly pets Ciel and watches*

[LS]

Shoot him, instead!

*Fires it, a large foam ball flying towards her*

... bit surprising it's not the real deal with the nonsense she's been pulling.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*scratches behind Ciel's ear*

*catches it* ...oh. Owwwww.

[LS]

I'm not a cat, you weird little man!

*Satisfied nod, putting it back into her petals*

Probably the only cosplaying plant in the world...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

True, you're not perfect!

She'd clean up at Comicon.

[LS]

The people who lick themselves don't get to cast stones!

*"Duh" vinemotion*

... and so humble.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You're flexible enough to do that, too!

Not as much as I would, though.

[LS]

And I actually don't!

*Unimpressed stare*

Decent chance it'd be one of those situations where you'd lose, because you're showing less T&A.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Maybe I'll MAKE YOU!

But my trident actually works.

[LS]

Witness, everyone, the mind of a degenerate!

*Levelling the Roll Buster at her again*

Pretty sure she'd be allowed to use hers without security coming at her, though.

[patrickdron]

Oct 7, 2024 15:35:32 GMT -5 LS said:

Witness, everyone, the mind of a degenerate!

*Levelling the Roll Buster at her again*

Pretty sure she'd be allowed to use hers without security coming at her, though.

*looks at Ciel* yes yes Sale is a weird ass man,

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You'd be into it, like the degenerate you are!

Nah, I'd get the little ziptie of approval tied to the shaft.

[LS]

*Gestures to Pat* Point to me! Audience agrees you're the sicko here!

*Unimpressed stare*

Does mean you couldn't show it working like she probably could, though.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Your kind enjoys MATING BALLS! Dozens of mers writhing in collective fluid!

I probably... don't you look at me like that, you janitorbot!

[LS]

Wouldn't have marriages if that were true, genius!

*Unimpressed stare, firing another ball at her*

Just don't give her the reaction.

[patrickdron]

*walks in with cup of coffee* *looks around* the usual fun around here, wonderful