The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

What do you think open marriages are?

*swats it away* Your ancient weapons are no match for my armor!

...settle down, Vile.

[LS]

The exception that proves the rule!

That's not how that works.

*Unimpressed stare, firing a volley of balls at her*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Now think about all the mers you have laid!

*fires her trident at the dirt beneath Venus's pot* HAH!

[patrickdron]

Oct 8, 2024 15:04:15 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Now think about all the mers you have laid!

*fires her trident at the dirt beneath Venus's pot* HAH!

*looks at Splash* it's best not to anger Venus

[LS]

Doesn't change the fact marriage is a thing!

*Unimpressed stare*

She'll probably pull out an actual Mega Buster in a bit.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You are a MERSLUT!

Pretty sure her power core wouldn't be powerful enough to use it.

[LS]

I'm part of one of the only two mer marriages in this bay, you buffoon!

*Unimpressed stare, pointing at her pot*

She does fly around in a Carrie invention, though.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

The two aren't mutually exclusive!

Different power source, though.

[LS]

And yet, they are! I never bang anyone without Cal!

*Unimpressed stare, revealing several cables*

... some sort of adapter?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

She'd be in the Breeding Ball, yes.

...does mom know you did that?

[LS]

It's not being slutty if my wife's there, genius!

*Shrugs, idly drawing out a Mega Buster*

... considering who she is, probably.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Fundamentally disagree! Sluttiness is sluttiness, regardless of relationship between the participants!

Don't burn it out, plant. It wasn't designed to be weaponized.

Hah! You are Protoman!

[LS]

Wrong! Cal's not a slut, either!

*Looking up in annoyance*

Probably would've ended badly if it had been to begin with.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

She's not, but you are! And I base that logic on nothing!

Don't you look at the heavens like that. I didn't give the ZPM enough cooling to be drawn from at the speed required for energy weapons.

[LS]

I'm going to rip out and feed you your entrails!

*Still looking up in annoyance*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Settle down, Omni-man.

I know what you're scenting, young lady!

[patrickdron]

Oct 9, 2024 18:52:15 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Settle down, Omni-man.

I know what you're scenting, young lady!

shouldn't have angered Venus, Carrie,

[LS]

Nope! You'll suffer for your insolence!

*Continued annoyed stare*

... I imagine that's the point.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And what would Cal think of that, hm? Think, Ciel, think!

*appears in front of Venus* You.

[LS]

Logically, she should be on my side, but with how much she apparently wants to blow you and so never goes against you...

*Staring at her in annoyance*

How dare you not let her be weaponised. This obviously makes you a monster.