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Post by trombe on Jun 4, 2007 12:24:06 GMT -5
I'm surprised no one wants to work with the Black Sun.  Why would anyone want to work with Prince Xizor? He tried to put the moves on Leia. If your name does not end with Solo and begins with Han then don't you dare touch our princess skywalker. |
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Post by Robbie Valiant, P.I. on Jun 4, 2007 12:37:15 GMT -5
Thanks. Yeah...the M word is synonymous with Blasphemy. Alright...if you guys had a lightsaber...what color would it be? And if you guys are familiar with the different lightsaber forms, which style would you guys practice? I'd have dual sabers, and I'd have one green, one red. |
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Post by trombe on Jun 4, 2007 12:40:03 GMT -5
Thanks. Yeah...the M word is synonymous with Blasphemy. Alright...if you guys had a lightsaber...what color would it be? And if you guys are familiar with the different lightsaber forms, which style would you guys practice? I'd have dual sabers, and I'd have one green, one red. So the Jar'kai style for you eh Mr. Valiant? Cool. Hey your sabers are christmas colors. |
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 4, 2007 15:43:10 GMT -5
Indeed it was. So, my Loyalty lies with the Galactic Empire .. I'm wondering where do you stand? The Rebel Alliance / New Republic? CIS? Infinite Empire? etc... Rebel Alliance, I'm a star pilot, and the alliance made the best darn starfighters in the Galatic Civil War |
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Post by clayton on Jun 4, 2007 16:03:40 GMT -5
Things You'll Never Hear Yoda Say...
What expect you from someone 900 years old? English perfect???
Size matters not...hey, what are you laughing at?
Lift THAT ship?! You must be out of your mind
I cannot teach him. IQ of 30 has he. Hangs upside down in ice caves.
Duct Tape...the Force it is like. Both a light side and a dark side it has. Binds the universe together it does!
Remember all that stuff Obi-Wan taught you? Forget it.
Yeah, well oneness with the universe doesn't put food on the plate, junior.
No...there is another. Let's hope as stupid, she is not.
Never underestimate the powers of the dark side. Or is that Regis Philbin?
I cannot teach him. Land an X-wing, he cannot even.
Never underestimate the power of the dark side... or duct tape.
Yeah yeah. Force this!
Anger, fear, merchandising...the Dark Side are they!
I didn't want this job! I wanted Marlon Brando's role in 'Apocalypse Now!'
No Force? Take this, impudent nonbeliever! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So how did you like the funhouse in the cave, Luke?
Quite frankly, Mr. Skywalker, if Obi-Wan wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled.
Oh, yes, well if you're going could you take this robe to the cleaners for me? I've been wearing it for over 800 years on this stinkhole and it doesn't... Oh, judge me on my smell, will you?
Well it may be spooky, but it saves cost on burial plots and it beats cremation.
Luke, don't ask what the Force can do for you.. But what you can do for the Force.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 4, 2007 16:05:34 GMT -5
Things You'll Never Hear Yoda Say... What expect you from someone 900 years old? English perfect??? Size matters not...hey, what are you laughing at? Lift THAT ship?! You must be out of your mind I cannot teach him. IQ of 30 has he. Hangs upside down in ice caves. Duct Tape...the Force it is like. Both a light side and a dark side it has. Binds the universe together it does! Remember all that stuff Obi-Wan taught you? Forget it. Yeah, well oneness with the universe doesn't put food on the plate, junior. No...there is another. Let's hope as stupid, she is not. Never underestimate the powers of the dark side. Or is that Regis Philbin? I cannot teach him. Land an X-wing, he cannot even. Never underestimate the power of the dark side... or duct tape. Yeah yeah. Force this! Anger, fear, merchandising...the Dark Side are they! I didn't want this job! I wanted Marlon Brando's role in 'Apocalypse Now!' No Force? Take this, impudent nonbeliever! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So how did you like the funhouse in the cave, Luke? Quite frankly, Mr. Skywalker, if Obi-Wan wasn't dead, I'd have him expelled. Oh, yes, well if you're going could you take this robe to the cleaners for me? I've been wearing it for over 800 years on this stinkhole and it doesn't... Oh, judge me on my smell, will you? Well it may be spooky, but it saves cost on burial plots and it beats cremation. Luke, don't ask what the Force can do for you.. But what you can do for the Force. Ok, first of all, that was totaly random and second, *Clayton gets blown up by a whole squadron of X-Wings releasing Proton Torpedoes* |
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Post by clayton on Jun 4, 2007 16:09:37 GMT -5
*Uses the Schwartz* This is not the target you're looking for. Go back... kill Luke...
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 4, 2007 16:13:33 GMT -5
*Uses the Schwartz* This is not the target you're looking for. Go back... kill Luke... "I am not the weak minded fool you take me to belive" - Tyber Zann, after Nightsister Silri tried to use the mind trick on him Yeah, it didn't work, sayenara sucker! *BOOM* |
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Post by destinyinevitable on Jun 4, 2007 17:10:09 GMT -5
Star Wars had the first pairing I ever shipped for - Princess Leia with Han Solo. ^_^ I love that coupling.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 4, 2007 18:01:09 GMT -5
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Post by destinyinevitable on Jun 4, 2007 18:03:03 GMT -5
Err...that's one theory.
How many times do you tend to refernce Star Wars in a day?
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 4, 2007 18:07:58 GMT -5
I never kept count...
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Post by trombe on Jun 4, 2007 19:08:23 GMT -5
Clayton means no harm.
And I think those lines are hilarious.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 4, 2007 19:20:40 GMT -5
k.
Thread Quote of the Day:
"There is much Dark Force energy on this planet, the empire's intrest in Dathomir is now aparent."
"Urai, don't tell me you have become a Jedi Knight while I was in prison."
"My people are neither Jedi or Sith, we do however have awareness of the force."
"I am suprised you kept this from me, but it doens't suprise me that you have some force awareness."
"I understand, it is something I rarely speak of."
- Urai Fen and Tyber Zann after landing on Dathomir to find a Nightsister powerful enough to unlock a sith artifact that Tyber stole from Jabba, and got locked up in Kessel for it. Urai is Tyber's Lt. in the Zann Consrtotium
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Post by destinyinevitable on Jun 4, 2007 20:41:06 GMT -5
Hmm, that's cool. ^_^
I intend to start reading the Star Wars books..soo....recommendations?
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Post by trombe on Jun 4, 2007 21:09:44 GMT -5
Hmm, that's cool. ^_^ I intend to start reading the Star Wars books..soo....recommendations? Well try to read the ones about characters you already know. Try some of the expanded universe stuff that deals with that. I'd say some books dealing with the Clone Wars so you get to know the characters more. Shatterpoint (Read this if you are a Mace Windu fan. It deals a lot with his character). Labyrinth of evil deals with stuff that happens right before Epi III and the clone wars cartoon. the Jedi Healer series deals more with Jedi Padawan Bariss Offee, one of the unique looking Jedi you met during the battle of Geonosis. Lets add this here for some much needed emphasis. The Clone Wars rule!  |
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Post by destinyinevitable on Jun 4, 2007 21:38:01 GMT -5
I LOVED that cartoon..I kept missing it though *sobs* It was sooo good, though!
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Post by trombe on Jun 4, 2007 22:26:12 GMT -5
I LOVED that cartoon..I kept missing it though *sobs* It was sooo good, though! Buy the DVDs. Its worth it. No commercial in between its like one big animated movie. |
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Post by destinyinevitable on Jun 4, 2007 22:30:32 GMT -5
I'll look into it...probably pick them all up. I actually don't have any Star Wars items at the present moment (...unless KOTOR 2 counts. Which I don't think it technically does). I'm having Cris hold a copy of KOTOR for me so that I can buy it at his store...hmm...but that should be cheap. I'm buying all the movies sometime this summer. I should have a Star Wars birthday party (...for my 18th..whoa, that is like the epitome of dorkiness...).
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Post by trombe on Jun 4, 2007 22:37:11 GMT -5
I'll look into it...probably pick them all up. I actually don't have any Star Wars items at the present moment (...unless KOTOR 2 counts. Which I don't think it technically does). I'm having Cris hold a copy of KOTOR for me so that I can buy it at his store...hmm...but that should be cheap. I'm buying all the movies sometime this summer. I should have a Star Wars birthday party (...for my 18th..whoa, that is like the epitome of dorkiness...). Nice. Share the Star Wars love with friends. Oh and have a Darth Vader birthday Cake. Strawberry flavored. Mmmm.... ;D |
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