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Post by manofevil on Nov 26, 2009 0:40:11 GMT -5
So Ron...what are we going to tell our parents about the baby?
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Post by manofevil on Nov 26, 2009 2:01:58 GMT -5
Kim: RON! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LEFT OUR BABY AT HOME ALONE!!!Ron: I DIDN'T, KIM! YOUR BROTHERS OFFERED TO BABYSIT!!Kim: THE TWEEBS?!!!!
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Nov 26, 2009 22:33:04 GMT -5
Kim: I’m sorry that the tweebs prank backfired and you got sent to jail. Kim: I had to do a lot of babysitting and it just took so long to raise your bail money. Kim: it must have be so hard to spend all that time in there, a whole month in prison. Kim: Do you forgive me? Ron: It’s okay honey, I know you tried. Kim: Well, it has been a whole month without you, I realized how much that missed you Kim: So I thought it over and I’m ready for us finally getting it on Ron: Kim, you must have been reading my mind Ron: Boo-ya I’ve been so ready for this. Ron: Come on lets go, I’ve got a new position I learned Kim: Um Ron, you didn’t happen to learn this position in prison by any chance?
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Post by manofevil on Nov 27, 2009 1:03:05 GMT -5
Sorry Kim. The whole bungy sex thing seemed hot at the time. Maybe we just should have done it on the couch again.
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Post by manofevil on Nov 29, 2009 0:57:16 GMT -5
Ronnie... C'mere....Come HEEEEEEEEEERRRE...
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Post by manofevil on Nov 29, 2009 1:05:59 GMT -5
Ron: >thinking< Oh God! Kim's giving me the look again. I hope I can keep it up this time.
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Post by manofevil on Nov 29, 2009 1:35:46 GMT -5
Ron: Kim, I can think of so many wild evil things to do with this instrument! Kim: Ron...Put that down...Put it DOWN!
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Post by manofevil on Nov 29, 2009 13:11:53 GMT -5
Ron: So... Swap party? Yori: The Hell, Yeah!
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Post by manofevil on Dec 23, 2009 2:33:35 GMT -5
After the Prom... Kim: I want my Ronshine NOW, Ron! NOW!!
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Post by manofevil on Dec 25, 2009 0:15:26 GMT -5
Not now Ron. It's mission time not kissin' time.
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Post by manofevil on Dec 26, 2009 16:36:23 GMT -5
Kim: >thinking< Ron has such A tight package. YUM!
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Post by manofevil on Dec 26, 2009 16:40:05 GMT -5
Ron: >thinking< She is sweet! She is gorgeous! and she is all mine! Oh! I want A piece right now! Kim: >thinking< Why is he looking at me like that?
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Post by manofevil on Dec 29, 2009 1:48:59 GMT -5
NOW it's kissin' time Ron!
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Post by manofevil on Dec 29, 2009 1:52:46 GMT -5
Kim: Ron? How can you be... Ron: It's Future Ron! This makes me HORNEY!!!
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Post by manofevil on Dec 29, 2009 2:16:11 GMT -5
Kim: So you don't mind sharing me with Ron? Monique: Nah! In fact, how about you share Ron with me? Kim: I'm game.
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Post by manofevil on Dec 29, 2009 3:21:05 GMT -5
I don't know if this whole bondage-chocolate syrup-sex thing is working for me KP. Maybe we should just do it on the kitchen table again.
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Post by manofevil on Dec 30, 2009 9:53:58 GMT -5
Don't worry Ron. We don't have to tell anyone we got married. After all, what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Post by manofevil on Dec 30, 2009 10:06:31 GMT -5
Ron: Happy Birthday Kim! The Tweebs' present to you is this hot tub function they added to your car. My present is THIS! Kim: >thinkin< OMG! Ron just stuck his hand down my.. then up my..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
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Post by manofevil on Dec 30, 2009 10:30:34 GMT -5
So Ron, you know I'm not wearing underwear, right?
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annawa
Pink Sloth
Graduation Kisses <3 (icon made by Ushitoria_icons from LJ)
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Post by annawa on Dec 31, 2009 13:38:22 GMT -5
Shego: Did Ron and you do it yet? Kim: Umm... Kim: Yes, we did. And we've been trying to keep it private. Ron: Are we gonna go home and do it or what? (Edit: Oops, sorry, didn't know they were so big. Should be resized now.)
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