Post by ohboyz4ever on Apr 3, 2005 1:35:36 GMT -5
Ron and Rena
By Myself and Ronsan!
You'll have to read the entire story again to get it. The ending is beyond cheesy but I had to end it somehow and I haven't been on these boards for over a year!
It was an early morning, when suddenly, Ron's alarm clock went off, BEEP BEEP. Ron slammed his hand down on the snooze button and covered himself with the blankets.
"Time for school already?" He asked himself, "Well I better get ready! Come on Rufus!" Ron sighed ,grabbing Rufus and heading downstairs.
As Ron rushed down the stairs, he suddenly remembered his fav. CD of the moment, his Oh Boyz CD! He galloped back up the stairs, stopping only to check his reflection,
"Slick!” he growled.
He grabbed the disc and left for school.
On the school bus he rocked out to the cheesy pop lyrics, completely absorbed until they got to school and loaded off the bus.
OOF! Ron stumbled down the steps.
"Hey! Who's messing with the badical man himself, Ron Stoppable!" Ron asked, dusting himself off.
"I'm sorry, I'm truly sorry-HEY! Is that the Oh Boyz?" cried an excited looking girl. She had shoulder-length brown hair and freckles.
"Why yes it is!" Ron smiled. Finally, a fellow Oh Boyz fan!
"I'm a huge fan! Here, look at my drawings!" the smiling girl said breathlessly. They were great! They looked just like the Oh Boyz!
"Wow your really good how often do you draw?" Ron asked while skimming through
her note book.
"Oh all the time! By the way my names Rena, I’m new, and you are?"
"Oh the names Stoppable, Ron Stoppable! Nice to meet you Rena!" Ron said blushing.
"You’re Kim Possible’s sidekick? Oh I've always wanted to meet you! Hey where's your trusted naked mole rat?" Rena asked.
"He's right here!" Ron said reaching into his pocket and pulling out Rufus.
"Hey there little guy! Oh he's so cute!" Rena said petting Rufus.
Rufus grinned and let out a little Rufus squeak.
The two teens began to enter Middleton Junior High (is that right) when all of the sudden, Rena stopped dead in her tracks.
"What's the matter?" Ron asked.
"It's Kim Possible!" she squealed, stuffing a piece of brown hair behind her double pierced ear, in the process, dropping her backpack, soccer bag and drawing notebook.
Ron and Rena bent down and began collecting the dropped items. At the same time they picked up the notebook, touching hands!
They both blushed and turned to greet Kim.
“Hey KP! I’d like you to meet Rena, Rena, meet my best friend Kim!” he said excitedly.
“Hi Rena!” Kim smiled. She was always sooo put together!
“Umm…uhh…h-hi!” she squeaked, practically shaking! Before another word could be exchanged though, the bell rang!
All through ought the school day Ron was thinking about Rena!
All I’ll have to do is invite her to Bueno Nacho, chat with the lady, and she’ll be mine! Ron thought confidently. Little did he know how dangerous going to Bueno Nacho could be!
Monkey Fists Lair
“All right my monkey minions, tonight we go to Bueno Nacho and capture Stoppable, the only other posseser of the Mystical Monkey Power,I must be the only possesed on this planet!” Lord Monty Fisk bellowed. Most of the monkey’s cheered but some questioned him.
A monkey yelped and screeched, questioning Monty’s Bueno Nacho plan. What if Stoppable wasn't there?
“Oh believe me, Stoppable is ALWAYS there!”<br>
Lunch
“Hey Rena! Renaaa! Sit with us!” Ron called from across the lunchroom. Rena smiled, glad to have someplace to sit, being new was hard! She slid into the seat between Ron and Kim. Soon, the 3 teens were chatting like old friends. Rena even overcame her awe of Kim!
At the end of lunch, Ron crept up to Rena and asked her if she would like to go to Bueno Nacho with him after school.
“I’d love to!” she said happily, “Bring your Oh Boyz CD?” she asked, a glint of hope in her eye.
“You know it!” Ron shouted. Everything was going perfectly!
Rena’s Home
I’m so excited! I really like Ron! He’s so funny! He has GREAT taste in music and he’s not your stereotype perfect guy! I’m so sick of those dudes! Rena thought as she applied rosy blush, pale pink lip gloss and eyeliner. She then moved over to her closet. What to wear? How ‘bout the Oh Boyz t-shirt and my favorite pair of Juicy Co. jeans and….pink Chuck Taylor’s! Don’t forget the hoop earrings! Perfect! Let’s go!
"Bye mom!" Rena called to her mom, who was also like her best friend. She was a single parent, had been since Rena was 5. She could barely remeber her father...
"Bye sweets!" Here mom called. Time to go!
Outside Bueno Nacho
Rena finally arrived outside Bueno Nacho. There was Ron! He looked just like he did at school today, and was holding his Oh Boyz CD! But he looked troubled.
“Hey Ron! What’s the matter?” Rena asked, concerned.
“Well, "The Buen" is dark but it’s supposed to be open!” he frowned. Rena just shook her head.
“I’m sure they are having…lighting problems! Let’s get ready to eat!” she laughed.
The teens entered the Bueno Nacho to find it deserted, with the exception of one table crowded with 1 tall figure and multiple smaller figures.
“Hello?” Ron called. The man at the table stood up. It was Fisk!
“Hello Ron Stoppable.” he said in a voice dripping with threat.
“Whoever this guy is Ron,” Rena whimpered, clutching Ron’s arm, “I’m sure I DON”T like him.”<br>
What do you think so far? ;D
More has been added! ;D
Rena woke up tired and groggy. Her head hurt terribly. She didn't want to open her eyes, but did anyway. It was not a pretty sight.
A gloomy, medieval-like room greeted her. It smelt of monkeys (don't ask why she knew that smell) and the floor was cobblestone, not a comfortable thing to lay on. Where was Ron, she asked herself. He was not in the gloomy room with her.
Far off she heard the squealing calls of monkies and Ron's shouts.
Oh my god! What is happening? Tears welled up in her eyes, this was the worst date she had ever been on but it wasn't Ron's fault....that man! Who was he? Ugh, this was awful.
She searched the room for weapons, her eyes settled on a rusty, discarded sward in the corner of this disgusting room. It would have to do! She grabbed it, and tested it in her hands with the disasterous results. It clattered to the floor loudly. Rena wasn't very coordinated.
For a few minutes she weighed her options. They were all pretty grim but then she thought about Ron and it encouraged her to look for him in this strange castle. With a deep breath, she left the room.
Rena walked for a while when she heard Ron's screams again.
"Ron?" she called, worried to death.
All the sudden, The Ron Man came rushing down the hall, screaming like a maniac.
"Monkeeeeeeey!"
"Ron! Don't worry-OOF!" Rena was pushed into the wall by an urgent Ron.
"Sorry Rena! But I've GOT to get OUT OF HERE!" Ron yelled, eyes wild.
"You and I both! Hey Ron, what's up with you and monkeys?" asked Rena, eyebrows raised.
I know, not a lot, but oh well!
Here's some more!
"I don't want to talk about it.." Ron grumbled, shuddering violently.
Rena shook her head, blocking the thought that her new boyfriend was paranoid.
"EEE! EEE!" three gigantic monkeys leaped down the hall toward the two teens!
"Monkeys!" Ron screamed, desperate for Rena to follow him down the hall.
"Don't worry, I've got a sword!" Rena assured, pushing him backward. For some reason, that didn't calm Ron's nerves one bit.
"Bring it on!" Rena growled dangerously. (Even though, knowing Rena her hands weren't that dependable. In fact, the second she brandished the sword, it dropped from her shaking hand.
"Don't panic!" she cried, backing into the craggy stone wall. The monkies ran toward them.
"Okay, now you can panic!" she screamed, grabbing Ron's hand and taking off.
The hallway ended in a mysterious, smal door. Ron swung it open and climbed inside, screaming all the way. Rena followed, hoping she didn't burst into tears in front of Ron, even though she noticed he was practically crying himself!
The room they had crawled inside was large and bare, except a purple, silk tent and four pillars of stone, crowned by jade monkey statues.
"Mystical monkey power!" Ron gasped.
"Huh? Ron, what's going on!" Rena wimpered.
"Hold on," Ron said in his Sean Connery accent, "Agent 007 and a half has some work to do." Ron sauntered into the middle of the jade statues.
"Umm...have fun with that..." Rena nodded, uncertainly.
"Hold it right there!" It was Monkey Fist.
What do you think?
Here is some more!
"Step away from the Magical Monkey Statues, Stoppable!" Monty cried, rage burning like fire in dark eyes.
"No way! I've got some monkeying around to do!" Ron replied cooly.
"Wow, that was lame..." Rena muttered softly. But a strange thought popped into her head. It was the first time she had actually she had seen Monty in a good light,Those eyes...she knew those eyes. And that face, it was so familiar! Could it be?
"Get him, my minions!" shrieked Fist. Monkeys rampaged toward the now-freaking out Ron.
"RENA!!!! HE"S USING MONKEYS!!!!" Ron screamed like a little girl. He quivered in his boots but knew he couldn't move. As the monkies grew closer, Ron freaked more and more.
At the last second Rena pushed the scared stiff Ron out of the monkies way.
The jade monkies began to activate while Rena was in the middle of the circle!
At the same time, Rufus had scrambled out of Ron's pocket, an was faced with two menacing monkies while the others clamored at Rena who was slowly rising in the air!
"NOOOOO!" Monkey Fist wept as he saw the stupid young girl rise in the Mystical Monkey Power fog. This was the end of his career! He could handle Stoppable and that stupid rodent, but this one had the power too? It was just to much for one monkey/man to handle!
Rena felt extremely weird hanging up there in the fog. She felt a strange force surging through her body.....she was getting stronger!
"Oof!" The fog had cruelly dropped her to the hard ground...but she felt different, infact, the fall didn't even hurt that much! What was going on? She'd have to worry about that later, the monkies were closing in!
"Hiyaaaa!" Rufus did a few jumps and kicks in front of the monkies, trying to freak them out. But it didn't work, instead, they got madder!
What do you think?
Okay, I have more!!!!! ;D
"Ow! Renaaaaa! Hello???" Ron called from the corner he huddled in. He shrouded away from the battle, and hid in a small alcove. But now he had been found...by a monkey!
There was only one, and it was smaller then the rest, but it still scared him!
"N-Nice monkey....good...thing." he quivered violently, eyes darting around the room. They settled on Rufus, who, surprisingly, was holding his own against a team of monkies. But all of the sudden he was struck down one, and sent spiraling out of control on the floor! He let out a pitiful scream of distress.
"Rufusssssss!" Ron yelled. A strength claimed him, he flexed his muscles and snarled at the little monkey.
"If I was you, I'd be leaving now." he snapped, then smiled to him self. That was a good line. The monkey took the hint and ran away, screeching. Score for the underdog, Ron thought proudly. He leapt over to Rufus, who was cowering on the floor. But somebody got to him first!!!
"Gotcha!" Rena said, scooping up the pink rodent, she had easily whopped those othere monkies, and was ready for more action! She smiled at Ron...he was so cute!
"Rena! What happened to you?" Ron asked wide-eyed, he had thought he saw that monkey fog before...could Rena really posses the power too?
"I have that monkey thing you have! Ron, I can save us." she assured, while fixing an earring that had fallen out, "Well, as soon as this stupid earring ttere-there!"
Grinning mischeviously, she beckoned to the last remaining monkies.
"Who wants some?" she asked, eyebrows raised. Apparently, they didn't they ran away to their master, who had been sobbing in the doorway, completely ignored by the battle!
"Get out of here! Both of you! I won't harm you if you just get out!" Lord Fist cried, fear shining in his shadowy eyes.
"You won't harm us...but we'll harm you am I right?" he asked excitedly. Sweet revenge! But Rena was silent. "Rena?" Ron asked softly.
"We can't hurt him Ron." she murmered.
"WHAT?!?!" This was an unexpected twist.
"He's knocked down, he's defenseless." Rena snapped.
"Exactly! A prime target!"
"RON. If we harm him, break his leg, arm, whatever, we'll be sinking to his level."
"Rena, don't go all public service announcement on me now!!!" Ron whined.
"Let's just call the police and get out of here....I'm done."
"Okaaay but this sucks."
"I know."
As the police arrived and Rena and Ron trudged home, Rena was having a debate with herself. Should i tell him? No, he just wouldn't believe me....what if i showed him the picture? Oh my god, he'd so hate me!!! No, only time would tell if she would ever tell Ron that Lord Monkey Fist could actually be the father of Rena Fistah.
By Myself and Ronsan!
You'll have to read the entire story again to get it. The ending is beyond cheesy but I had to end it somehow and I haven't been on these boards for over a year!
It was an early morning, when suddenly, Ron's alarm clock went off, BEEP BEEP. Ron slammed his hand down on the snooze button and covered himself with the blankets.
"Time for school already?" He asked himself, "Well I better get ready! Come on Rufus!" Ron sighed ,grabbing Rufus and heading downstairs.
As Ron rushed down the stairs, he suddenly remembered his fav. CD of the moment, his Oh Boyz CD! He galloped back up the stairs, stopping only to check his reflection,
"Slick!” he growled.
He grabbed the disc and left for school.
On the school bus he rocked out to the cheesy pop lyrics, completely absorbed until they got to school and loaded off the bus.
OOF! Ron stumbled down the steps.
"Hey! Who's messing with the badical man himself, Ron Stoppable!" Ron asked, dusting himself off.
"I'm sorry, I'm truly sorry-HEY! Is that the Oh Boyz?" cried an excited looking girl. She had shoulder-length brown hair and freckles.
"Why yes it is!" Ron smiled. Finally, a fellow Oh Boyz fan!
"I'm a huge fan! Here, look at my drawings!" the smiling girl said breathlessly. They were great! They looked just like the Oh Boyz!
"Wow your really good how often do you draw?" Ron asked while skimming through
her note book.
"Oh all the time! By the way my names Rena, I’m new, and you are?"
"Oh the names Stoppable, Ron Stoppable! Nice to meet you Rena!" Ron said blushing.
"You’re Kim Possible’s sidekick? Oh I've always wanted to meet you! Hey where's your trusted naked mole rat?" Rena asked.
"He's right here!" Ron said reaching into his pocket and pulling out Rufus.
"Hey there little guy! Oh he's so cute!" Rena said petting Rufus.
Rufus grinned and let out a little Rufus squeak.
The two teens began to enter Middleton Junior High (is that right) when all of the sudden, Rena stopped dead in her tracks.
"What's the matter?" Ron asked.
"It's Kim Possible!" she squealed, stuffing a piece of brown hair behind her double pierced ear, in the process, dropping her backpack, soccer bag and drawing notebook.
Ron and Rena bent down and began collecting the dropped items. At the same time they picked up the notebook, touching hands!
They both blushed and turned to greet Kim.
“Hey KP! I’d like you to meet Rena, Rena, meet my best friend Kim!” he said excitedly.
“Hi Rena!” Kim smiled. She was always sooo put together!
“Umm…uhh…h-hi!” she squeaked, practically shaking! Before another word could be exchanged though, the bell rang!
All through ought the school day Ron was thinking about Rena!
All I’ll have to do is invite her to Bueno Nacho, chat with the lady, and she’ll be mine! Ron thought confidently. Little did he know how dangerous going to Bueno Nacho could be!
Monkey Fists Lair
“All right my monkey minions, tonight we go to Bueno Nacho and capture Stoppable, the only other posseser of the Mystical Monkey Power,I must be the only possesed on this planet!” Lord Monty Fisk bellowed. Most of the monkey’s cheered but some questioned him.
A monkey yelped and screeched, questioning Monty’s Bueno Nacho plan. What if Stoppable wasn't there?
“Oh believe me, Stoppable is ALWAYS there!”<br>
Lunch
“Hey Rena! Renaaa! Sit with us!” Ron called from across the lunchroom. Rena smiled, glad to have someplace to sit, being new was hard! She slid into the seat between Ron and Kim. Soon, the 3 teens were chatting like old friends. Rena even overcame her awe of Kim!
At the end of lunch, Ron crept up to Rena and asked her if she would like to go to Bueno Nacho with him after school.
“I’d love to!” she said happily, “Bring your Oh Boyz CD?” she asked, a glint of hope in her eye.
“You know it!” Ron shouted. Everything was going perfectly!
Rena’s Home
I’m so excited! I really like Ron! He’s so funny! He has GREAT taste in music and he’s not your stereotype perfect guy! I’m so sick of those dudes! Rena thought as she applied rosy blush, pale pink lip gloss and eyeliner. She then moved over to her closet. What to wear? How ‘bout the Oh Boyz t-shirt and my favorite pair of Juicy Co. jeans and….pink Chuck Taylor’s! Don’t forget the hoop earrings! Perfect! Let’s go!
"Bye mom!" Rena called to her mom, who was also like her best friend. She was a single parent, had been since Rena was 5. She could barely remeber her father...
"Bye sweets!" Here mom called. Time to go!
Outside Bueno Nacho
Rena finally arrived outside Bueno Nacho. There was Ron! He looked just like he did at school today, and was holding his Oh Boyz CD! But he looked troubled.
“Hey Ron! What’s the matter?” Rena asked, concerned.
“Well, "The Buen" is dark but it’s supposed to be open!” he frowned. Rena just shook her head.
“I’m sure they are having…lighting problems! Let’s get ready to eat!” she laughed.
The teens entered the Bueno Nacho to find it deserted, with the exception of one table crowded with 1 tall figure and multiple smaller figures.
“Hello?” Ron called. The man at the table stood up. It was Fisk!
“Hello Ron Stoppable.” he said in a voice dripping with threat.
“Whoever this guy is Ron,” Rena whimpered, clutching Ron’s arm, “I’m sure I DON”T like him.”<br>
What do you think so far? ;D
More has been added! ;D
Rena woke up tired and groggy. Her head hurt terribly. She didn't want to open her eyes, but did anyway. It was not a pretty sight.
A gloomy, medieval-like room greeted her. It smelt of monkeys (don't ask why she knew that smell) and the floor was cobblestone, not a comfortable thing to lay on. Where was Ron, she asked herself. He was not in the gloomy room with her.
Far off she heard the squealing calls of monkies and Ron's shouts.
Oh my god! What is happening? Tears welled up in her eyes, this was the worst date she had ever been on but it wasn't Ron's fault....that man! Who was he? Ugh, this was awful.
She searched the room for weapons, her eyes settled on a rusty, discarded sward in the corner of this disgusting room. It would have to do! She grabbed it, and tested it in her hands with the disasterous results. It clattered to the floor loudly. Rena wasn't very coordinated.
For a few minutes she weighed her options. They were all pretty grim but then she thought about Ron and it encouraged her to look for him in this strange castle. With a deep breath, she left the room.
Rena walked for a while when she heard Ron's screams again.
"Ron?" she called, worried to death.
All the sudden, The Ron Man came rushing down the hall, screaming like a maniac.
"Monkeeeeeeey!"
"Ron! Don't worry-OOF!" Rena was pushed into the wall by an urgent Ron.
"Sorry Rena! But I've GOT to get OUT OF HERE!" Ron yelled, eyes wild.
"You and I both! Hey Ron, what's up with you and monkeys?" asked Rena, eyebrows raised.
I know, not a lot, but oh well!
Here's some more!
"I don't want to talk about it.." Ron grumbled, shuddering violently.
Rena shook her head, blocking the thought that her new boyfriend was paranoid.
"EEE! EEE!" three gigantic monkeys leaped down the hall toward the two teens!
"Monkeys!" Ron screamed, desperate for Rena to follow him down the hall.
"Don't worry, I've got a sword!" Rena assured, pushing him backward. For some reason, that didn't calm Ron's nerves one bit.
"Bring it on!" Rena growled dangerously. (Even though, knowing Rena her hands weren't that dependable. In fact, the second she brandished the sword, it dropped from her shaking hand.
"Don't panic!" she cried, backing into the craggy stone wall. The monkies ran toward them.
"Okay, now you can panic!" she screamed, grabbing Ron's hand and taking off.
The hallway ended in a mysterious, smal door. Ron swung it open and climbed inside, screaming all the way. Rena followed, hoping she didn't burst into tears in front of Ron, even though she noticed he was practically crying himself!
The room they had crawled inside was large and bare, except a purple, silk tent and four pillars of stone, crowned by jade monkey statues.
"Mystical monkey power!" Ron gasped.
"Huh? Ron, what's going on!" Rena wimpered.
"Hold on," Ron said in his Sean Connery accent, "Agent 007 and a half has some work to do." Ron sauntered into the middle of the jade statues.
"Umm...have fun with that..." Rena nodded, uncertainly.
"Hold it right there!" It was Monkey Fist.
What do you think?
Here is some more!
"Step away from the Magical Monkey Statues, Stoppable!" Monty cried, rage burning like fire in dark eyes.
"No way! I've got some monkeying around to do!" Ron replied cooly.
"Wow, that was lame..." Rena muttered softly. But a strange thought popped into her head. It was the first time she had actually she had seen Monty in a good light,Those eyes...she knew those eyes. And that face, it was so familiar! Could it be?
"Get him, my minions!" shrieked Fist. Monkeys rampaged toward the now-freaking out Ron.
"RENA!!!! HE"S USING MONKEYS!!!!" Ron screamed like a little girl. He quivered in his boots but knew he couldn't move. As the monkies grew closer, Ron freaked more and more.
At the last second Rena pushed the scared stiff Ron out of the monkies way.
The jade monkies began to activate while Rena was in the middle of the circle!
At the same time, Rufus had scrambled out of Ron's pocket, an was faced with two menacing monkies while the others clamored at Rena who was slowly rising in the air!
"NOOOOO!" Monkey Fist wept as he saw the stupid young girl rise in the Mystical Monkey Power fog. This was the end of his career! He could handle Stoppable and that stupid rodent, but this one had the power too? It was just to much for one monkey/man to handle!
Rena felt extremely weird hanging up there in the fog. She felt a strange force surging through her body.....she was getting stronger!
"Oof!" The fog had cruelly dropped her to the hard ground...but she felt different, infact, the fall didn't even hurt that much! What was going on? She'd have to worry about that later, the monkies were closing in!
"Hiyaaaa!" Rufus did a few jumps and kicks in front of the monkies, trying to freak them out. But it didn't work, instead, they got madder!
What do you think?
Okay, I have more!!!!! ;D
"Ow! Renaaaaa! Hello???" Ron called from the corner he huddled in. He shrouded away from the battle, and hid in a small alcove. But now he had been found...by a monkey!
There was only one, and it was smaller then the rest, but it still scared him!
"N-Nice monkey....good...thing." he quivered violently, eyes darting around the room. They settled on Rufus, who, surprisingly, was holding his own against a team of monkies. But all of the sudden he was struck down one, and sent spiraling out of control on the floor! He let out a pitiful scream of distress.
"Rufusssssss!" Ron yelled. A strength claimed him, he flexed his muscles and snarled at the little monkey.
"If I was you, I'd be leaving now." he snapped, then smiled to him self. That was a good line. The monkey took the hint and ran away, screeching. Score for the underdog, Ron thought proudly. He leapt over to Rufus, who was cowering on the floor. But somebody got to him first!!!
"Gotcha!" Rena said, scooping up the pink rodent, she had easily whopped those othere monkies, and was ready for more action! She smiled at Ron...he was so cute!
"Rena! What happened to you?" Ron asked wide-eyed, he had thought he saw that monkey fog before...could Rena really posses the power too?
"I have that monkey thing you have! Ron, I can save us." she assured, while fixing an earring that had fallen out, "Well, as soon as this stupid earring ttere-there!"
Grinning mischeviously, she beckoned to the last remaining monkies.
"Who wants some?" she asked, eyebrows raised. Apparently, they didn't they ran away to their master, who had been sobbing in the doorway, completely ignored by the battle!
"Get out of here! Both of you! I won't harm you if you just get out!" Lord Fist cried, fear shining in his shadowy eyes.
"You won't harm us...but we'll harm you am I right?" he asked excitedly. Sweet revenge! But Rena was silent. "Rena?" Ron asked softly.
"We can't hurt him Ron." she murmered.
"WHAT?!?!" This was an unexpected twist.
"He's knocked down, he's defenseless." Rena snapped.
"Exactly! A prime target!"
"RON. If we harm him, break his leg, arm, whatever, we'll be sinking to his level."
"Rena, don't go all public service announcement on me now!!!" Ron whined.
"Let's just call the police and get out of here....I'm done."
"Okaaay but this sucks."
"I know."
As the police arrived and Rena and Ron trudged home, Rena was having a debate with herself. Should i tell him? No, he just wouldn't believe me....what if i showed him the picture? Oh my god, he'd so hate me!!! No, only time would tell if she would ever tell Ron that Lord Monkey Fist could actually be the father of Rena Fistah.
;D
