Post by Fraser on Apr 16, 2006 18:29:41 GMT -5
Chapter 1 – A British Arrival
Characters:
Fraser Endipity Bonnie Rockwaller Ron Stoppable
Krist Essential Kim Possible Rufus
Wade Shego Dr. Drakken
MonkeyFist
Krist and Fraser are walking down the highstreet in thire home town of London, Fraser is holding a breifcase with the “secret documents” while Krist is tightening up his gear. They enter an alleyway and Krist opens a door hidden by some garbage bins, they both enter and a voice over the intercom says:Password?
Fraser: (in a clear voice) Intercontinental
5 doors open in a vault-like way. Krist walks in followed by Fraser, they walk into a dull room, fraser places the breifcase against the wall on the floor and puts his hand on a random brick, the brick glows and scans his hand, then a red button folds out of the wall and Fraser presses it the floor shakes as mor things fold out of the wall and the floor and the room turns into a lab.
Krist: Do you want you open it... or shall I?
Fraser: (taking off his gear) No man, it’s your turn.
Krist: (walks over to the breifcase and places it on the table and opens it) Let’s see what they want us to do this time.
Fraser: (shudders) It better not involve a valuable diamond in Europe... again... that was a nightmare.
The breifcase opens up and a holographic video begins to play. It says: Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to take a trip to America. You have been called up by the CIA to deal with some bizarre crimes. In the meantime you will be attending a high school in a city known as Middleton. Your parents have been notified and your bags have been packed. When you reach Middleton, the CIA will take over and you will have no further instructions from us until your term is complete. The CIA have provided a place to live, continuous food supplies and money for you to live on. Good luck boys... your plane will leave in an hour from now. THIS MESSAGE WILL.... (Fraser presses a button in which a glass frame covers the breifcase to absorb the damage done by the explosion)...3....2....1
Krist: We get to live in America, Isn’t that great? (he glances at a frowning Fraser)
Fraser: (sadly) Yeah.... I guess...
Krist: I thought you wanted to go to America.
Fraser: Yeah, but I’m gonna miss home alot.
Krist: Oh c’mon...( he walks to the door, grabbing both their suitcases) It’s not gonna be for too long. Let’s go, we might miss our plane
Fraser: (Quickly presses the“hibernate” button and the lab folds away) Well... as long as there are hot chicks, no problem
They both jump into the MI5 limo and drive to a secret air feild. Once they arrive they get out of the limo, walk up the stairs and onto the private jet. At the top of the steps they show the bouncer their I.D cards, head on the plane and take a seat.
(6 hours later)
Intercom: 5 minutes till landing. Thats 5 minutes till landing.
Krist: So... What d’ya say? We gonna do this the boring way... (grabs a backpack hanging on the side) or the old school way?
Fraser: (smiles) I think you should know!
The next minute, they are both freefalling to the ground wearing full gear (black camo jumpsuit with a black helmet, gloves and boots).
Fraser opens his chute first, followed by Krist, they are then guided by the CIA into a safe landing zone. They touch down and turn on their torches and find their way to their new living quarters. On the way, the sergent blocked their path, with a stern look on his face.
Sergent: You know you ain’t supposed to jump after dark, ESPECIALLY in a no-jump zone!
Krist: It’s no big, I mean c’mon, we’re trained professionals. We can handle it.
Fraser: Obey your elders, Krist. Stop being so cocky.
Krist raises an eyebrow at Fraser, who then stares him down. They both turn to face the Sergent.
Fraser: Forgive us, sir. We needed to get here quickly, seeing as the flight was delayed and we were late.
Sergent: I’ll look the other way this time, but next time be sure to think about where you are before doing it again. For now, I can show you to your quarters, but after that you’re on your own... until I contact you through these. (Hands them both phone-like gadgets).
Krist: (whispers) What are these, prizes from a cereal box or something?
Fraser: (whispers) You’re gonna...
Sergent: Actually, they’re communication devices, and I’ll contact you through these when it’s time. Understood?
They both nod.
Sergent: OK, tomorrow is gonna be a normal school day, to get everything settled. Will there be anything you need?
Fraser: Actually yes... Can I, y’know, order a pizza?
Krist: Always thinkin’ with your stomach.
Next day
Fraser: Get up man, we gotta get to school now and you’re not even dressed.
Krist: Just five more minutes.
Fraser: (rushing to get his bag ready, and putting his blue polo necked shirt on) NO! We dont have time, we have to get the bus!
Krist: SCREW THE BUS! I need my sleep (slamming the pillow over his head to block out the noise)
Fraser: OH BLOODDY HELL! (he grabs the duvet and in a flash puts Krist into a full nelson) GET UP NOW!
Krist: (reverses and puts Fraser into a figure 4) OK! Happy I’m up! ...HAPPY???!!!
Fraser: (in pain) Ok ok.... I give
They rush out with Krist still putting on his shirt and they get onto the bus.
Five minutes later they arrive at Middleton High and get assigned their new lockers and take time to look around before the bell goes.
Krist: Well... what d’ya think?
Fraser: Meh, I suppose I could get used to it. (Looks at his watch) Ok, c’mon. The bell’s gonna go soon.
The bell rings and Fraser runs ahead to class leaving Krist day dreaming.
Krist: (turns and runs towards Fraser) Hey wait up...(looks down at his schedule while still running and bumps into a girl) Ouch!... Hey, sorry about that. Are you...
He looks up at the beautiful faced, red-haired girl he so clumsily bumped into and immediately falls in love.
Krist:(In a stuttering, nervous voice) ...Are you OK?
Kim: Oh...yeah... I’m...I’m fine, I just (she bends over to pick up her books)
Krist: (picks up some books for her) Let me help you with that.
Kim: Oh thanks
They both gather the books untill there is one left, they both go for it and Krist looks up at Kim who in turn looks into Krist’s eyes...
Fraser: C’mon Krist, lets go!
Krist: (Looks at Fraser with disgust before standing up) uhhh... I’m Krist
Kim: (stands up) I..I’m Kim, nice to meet you.
Krist: Yeah, same here... Listen I gotta get to class, but I...
Kim: Hey, maybe we can go out some time? I know this great place...you could... y’know... take a friend if you wanted...
Krist: Yeah... sure. So me, you n’ my friend Fraser right?
Kim: Oh, I forgot about Ron
Krist: (butterflies suddenly turn into worms as the thought of a boyfriend came into mind) ... Oh... Y-yeah, s-sure, oh and sorry ‘bout the...
Kim: It’s no big... (runs to class) Catch you later!
Kim walks off down the corridor, leaving Krist to gather himself and catch up with Fraser.
Fraser: So... are you gonna to tell me who that was or are you gonna leave me hangin’?
Krist: She... she said... her name... was Kim.
Fraser: Kim who?
Krist: Damnit! I didn’t grab her last name. darn, I wish I did!
Fraser: Well I’m sure you’ll see her again in... what’s it called... “recess”?
Krist: Probably lunch time, I hope. I’ll just try and sit at her table.
Fraser: Alright, was she with any friends? Any *hot* friends?
Krist: No, she was on her own... although, she did mention a boy.
They enter the classroom and sit down at the desks. Fraser sits next to a brown haired girl in a purple shirt and skirt, looking at her nails.
Krist: Hey, look at that...
Fraser: SHE’S MINE!
Krist: O...K... I was actually gonna say look at that teachers’ suit... totally 80s.
Fraser: Forget that, look at the girl next to me.
Krist: She looks... evil.
Fraser: Whatever.
Throughout the lesson, Fraser and the girl had been repeatedly looking toward each other. Fraser breaks the awkwardness.
Fraser: (whispers) I’m Fraser
Girl: (whispers) Whatever
Fraser: (thinking) I’m in!
The lesson ends and Krist and Fraser walk out together. They head to their lockers and put their books away, meanwhile something catches Krist’s eyes. He looks over and spies Kim with a blonde boy, talking and laughing. He sighs and closes his locker door. At the same time, Fraser catches the brown-haired girl’s eyes and walks over.
Fraser: So, aren’t you gonna tell me *your* name?
The girl, now hearing the English accent properly, changes her expression.
Girl: Is that an English accent?
Fraser: You’re quick.
Girl: Hmph. It’s Bonnie, FYI.
Fraser: Really, I thought it was called recess?
Bonnie: (laughing) No, my *name* is Bonnie.
Fraser: Oh... nice name.
Bonnie: (waves her hair) So... what part of England are you from
Fraser: (Examins Bonnie’s figure) London.
Bonnie: Really?...
The sound of a loud beep From Fraser’s left pocket
Fraser: Sorry Bonnie, I need to take this (Fraser takes the phone out of his pocket and turns away)
Bonnie: RUDE!
Meanwhile, Krist is still day dreaming and his phone also beeps.. snapping him out of his trance.
Fraser: (looking at his phone) Looks like trouble.
Krist: (also looking at his phone) I noticed. So what is it?
A 3D image of a monkey-like man appears on the screen and a voice says: Target: Monty Fiske, currently going under the name “Monkey Fist”. His location; subject is south-bound, at a range of 15 miles from this loacation. We have the waypoint on GPS. Warning, he has a legion of highly trained monkey ninjas. The subject has recently stolen an ancient, rare and valuable monkey idol from the Lowerton Museum. Your objective is to return the idol to the musem, and make sure Monkey Fist is put behind bars. *End of message* Krist then looks up at Fraser who is still glareing at the screen.
Fraser: Whoa! (finally looks up)
Krist: Americans... they always have to be so dramatic, I mean, c’mon.
Fraser: Dramatic... Man, that message was cool!
Krist: I prefer the good ol’ fashioned breifcase.
Fraser: No way....
Krist then walks off and tugs at Frasers shirt
Krist: Whatever, let’s just go.
Fraser then follows Krist to a secret room, which was concealed behind a fake wall in the Janitor’s closet, thanks to the CIA. It was used for Krist and Fraser to keep their gear. A few seconds later, Krist climbs up a hidden ladder leading onto the roof, He is wearing a black camo suit with a red frame, Fraser slowly follows, he is wareing the same but with a blue frame.
Fraser: Check out the gadgets...(Fraser Pulls out a small yo-yo looking object with a hook on the end of a metal wire, he then looks around and sees a the Middleton High signpost. He throws the hook towards the post and it swings round the top of the sign. Fraser then jumps and swings under and over the sign and purches on it like a spider)...Hmm
Krist: (laughs) Even the darn grapples are colour coded. Why can’t we just wear the basic Black jumper with trousers? It would be much easier... not to mention quicker.
Fraser: (sighs) C’mon... we’d better be off (Fraser then jumps down from the sign)
Krist: May I ask, how might we be getting there?
Fraser: Don’t ask me
Krist: Well, I’ll tell you one thing...I’m sure as hell not walking (Krist then examines his pockets and find a small red button attached to the inside of his cheast pocket)...Could they be any more obvious? (He presses the button and his backpack opens to reveal a jetpack) Now, this is more like it!
Fraser: Nice (Fraser does the same and the both fly off into the distance)
A few minutes later they arrive at Monkey Fist’s location.
Krist: OK, this looks like the place.
Fraser: Let’s see what these suits can really do...
Krist: First, we gotta scale this wall.
Krist takes a run-up and jumps, far higher than he is capable of and lands on top of the wall
Fraser: You naver told me you could jump that high.
Krist: I only discovered it recently... like.... now.
Fraser then looks around and does the same
Fraser: You’re not the only one who can scale a 50 foot wall.
Krist: It’s obviously the suits, nimrod.
Fraser: Hmm...(Fraser looks down and spots a small enclave, surrounded by monkey ninjas) I think that’s our best bet.
Krist: Ya think?
Fraser then takes out his grappling hook and hooks it onto a high ledge on the opposite building, he then zip wires down, without being seen and lands on the other roof, Krist then follows on the same line and Fraser retreives his Grapling hook. They then both choose a monkey to take down, Krist jumps down and roundhouse kicks one off the monkeys and Fraser jumps on a monkey and does a Hurricanrana. They then easily, Krist using Kung Fu and Fraser using Karate, easily fight off the gaurds and end up in fighting stances with monkeys droping to the floor all around them.
Krist: (breathless) Strength and speed upgrades? I’m begining to like these suits.
Fraser: C’mon lets go.
Fraser runs down into the building and through the hallway, Krist follows they enter a huge hall with a structure of somesort in the middle then out of no-where Monkey Fist enters.
Monkey Fist: Well well well...What do we have here? I was Expecting someone more challenging, but I’ll annhilate you two for some practice.
Fraser: I don’t believe we have met (walks around slowly).
Monkey Fist: English? Well, I cant say we have. Care to introduce yourself?
Krist: No thanks, I prefer my monkeys caged! (Enters a Kung fu stance)
Monkey Fist: Hmph. Despite the fact you and I are so alike... there is nothing you can do to defeat me. For you see, strangers, I am a master of Tai Shing Pek Kwar...
Krist and Fraser look blankly at him.
Krist: Come again?
Monkey Fist: Grr, MONKEY KUNG FU! And that’s not all, I have been enchanted with mystical monkey power, and using this idol, I will become the monkey king of the modern era! (He then clicks his fingers and a group of monkey ninjas flip into the room, landing in strange fighting positions)...MONKEY NINJAS ATTACK! (he menacingly points towards Krist and Fraser)
Krist: (whispers) Right, you take the ninjas, while I distract Monkey Fist, once the monkeys are out of the way, grab the idol.
Fraser: (whispers) I think I can handle that. Just call me if you need me.
The monkeys then attack Fraser, who struggles to take on so many, but he manages to get in a few hits to take some out. Meanwhile, Krist approaches Monkey Fist, who is holding the idol. Krist and Monkey Fist engage with multiple blows, Monkey Fist seeming like a powerful foe, always parrying Krist’s offense. At the same time, Fraser has defeated all the monkeys in sight. He turns to Krist, and sighs when he sees Krist hasn’t really helped in any way.
Fraser: Anytime now!
Krist, annoyed at his audience, slides to the floor and kicks the idol out of Monkey Fist’s arms. It flies through the air and Fraser runs and catches it.
Monkey Fist: ARGH! My idol!!
Krist: Clumsy much?
Monkey Fist growls and handsprings backwords, at the same time kicking Krist right in the face. Krist falls to the ground.
Monkey Fist: Farewell for now. We *shall* meet again.
Monkey Fist pulls a small ball from his robe and throughs it to the ground. A puff of smoke rises and covers the room. When the smoke fades, Monkey fist is no-where to be seen.
Fraser: darn!... what do we do now?
Krist: We take the idol back to that secret room in the closet. The CIA said they’d pick it up from there.
After doing that, they arrive back at school and have lunch.
Fraser: Find that Kim girl?
Krist: (looks around, then sighs) No...No I didn’t.... (His face rises) Look! Look, there she is!
Both walk over to Kim on her own, finishing her lunch
Krist: Hi there.
Kim: Oh... hi...Krist, right?
Krist: Yeah.
Kim: And you must be Fraser.
Fraser: And you must be psychic?
Kim: (giggles) No. Krist told me, obviously. So... Krist, you... still up f-for goin’ out?
Krist: Yeah sure, just tell me where and when.
Kim: After school tomorrow, meet me out the front of school.
Krist: Sure...where is that Ron guy.
Kim: Oh yeah, right, him and Rufus are in the study hall.
Fraser: Rufus?
Kim: His naked mole rat.
Krist: You’re allowed pets in scoo...
They are inturupted by the bell and Kim stands up.
Kim: Well i’d better get to class, see you guys tommorrow.
Krist: Yeah...Yeah ok.
Kim walks off.
Fraser: You were right she is hot... not as hot as Bonnie though.
Krist: Shut up.
To be continued...
By Fraser Endipity and Krist Essential.
*N.B* I know not many people like original characters but... what the who.
Characters:
Fraser Endipity Bonnie Rockwaller Ron Stoppable
Krist Essential Kim Possible Rufus
Wade Shego Dr. Drakken
MonkeyFist
Krist and Fraser are walking down the highstreet in thire home town of London, Fraser is holding a breifcase with the “secret documents” while Krist is tightening up his gear. They enter an alleyway and Krist opens a door hidden by some garbage bins, they both enter and a voice over the intercom says:Password?
Fraser: (in a clear voice) Intercontinental
5 doors open in a vault-like way. Krist walks in followed by Fraser, they walk into a dull room, fraser places the breifcase against the wall on the floor and puts his hand on a random brick, the brick glows and scans his hand, then a red button folds out of the wall and Fraser presses it the floor shakes as mor things fold out of the wall and the floor and the room turns into a lab.
Krist: Do you want you open it... or shall I?
Fraser: (taking off his gear) No man, it’s your turn.
Krist: (walks over to the breifcase and places it on the table and opens it) Let’s see what they want us to do this time.
Fraser: (shudders) It better not involve a valuable diamond in Europe... again... that was a nightmare.
The breifcase opens up and a holographic video begins to play. It says: Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to take a trip to America. You have been called up by the CIA to deal with some bizarre crimes. In the meantime you will be attending a high school in a city known as Middleton. Your parents have been notified and your bags have been packed. When you reach Middleton, the CIA will take over and you will have no further instructions from us until your term is complete. The CIA have provided a place to live, continuous food supplies and money for you to live on. Good luck boys... your plane will leave in an hour from now. THIS MESSAGE WILL.... (Fraser presses a button in which a glass frame covers the breifcase to absorb the damage done by the explosion)...3....2....1
Krist: We get to live in America, Isn’t that great? (he glances at a frowning Fraser)
Fraser: (sadly) Yeah.... I guess...
Krist: I thought you wanted to go to America.
Fraser: Yeah, but I’m gonna miss home alot.
Krist: Oh c’mon...( he walks to the door, grabbing both their suitcases) It’s not gonna be for too long. Let’s go, we might miss our plane
Fraser: (Quickly presses the“hibernate” button and the lab folds away) Well... as long as there are hot chicks, no problem
They both jump into the MI5 limo and drive to a secret air feild. Once they arrive they get out of the limo, walk up the stairs and onto the private jet. At the top of the steps they show the bouncer their I.D cards, head on the plane and take a seat.
(6 hours later)
Intercom: 5 minutes till landing. Thats 5 minutes till landing.
Krist: So... What d’ya say? We gonna do this the boring way... (grabs a backpack hanging on the side) or the old school way?
Fraser: (smiles) I think you should know!
The next minute, they are both freefalling to the ground wearing full gear (black camo jumpsuit with a black helmet, gloves and boots).
Fraser opens his chute first, followed by Krist, they are then guided by the CIA into a safe landing zone. They touch down and turn on their torches and find their way to their new living quarters. On the way, the sergent blocked their path, with a stern look on his face.
Sergent: You know you ain’t supposed to jump after dark, ESPECIALLY in a no-jump zone!
Krist: It’s no big, I mean c’mon, we’re trained professionals. We can handle it.
Fraser: Obey your elders, Krist. Stop being so cocky.
Krist raises an eyebrow at Fraser, who then stares him down. They both turn to face the Sergent.
Fraser: Forgive us, sir. We needed to get here quickly, seeing as the flight was delayed and we were late.
Sergent: I’ll look the other way this time, but next time be sure to think about where you are before doing it again. For now, I can show you to your quarters, but after that you’re on your own... until I contact you through these. (Hands them both phone-like gadgets).
Krist: (whispers) What are these, prizes from a cereal box or something?
Fraser: (whispers) You’re gonna...
Sergent: Actually, they’re communication devices, and I’ll contact you through these when it’s time. Understood?
They both nod.
Sergent: OK, tomorrow is gonna be a normal school day, to get everything settled. Will there be anything you need?
Fraser: Actually yes... Can I, y’know, order a pizza?
Krist: Always thinkin’ with your stomach.
Next day
Fraser: Get up man, we gotta get to school now and you’re not even dressed.
Krist: Just five more minutes.
Fraser: (rushing to get his bag ready, and putting his blue polo necked shirt on) NO! We dont have time, we have to get the bus!
Krist: SCREW THE BUS! I need my sleep (slamming the pillow over his head to block out the noise)
Fraser: OH BLOODDY HELL! (he grabs the duvet and in a flash puts Krist into a full nelson) GET UP NOW!
Krist: (reverses and puts Fraser into a figure 4) OK! Happy I’m up! ...HAPPY???!!!
Fraser: (in pain) Ok ok.... I give
They rush out with Krist still putting on his shirt and they get onto the bus.
Five minutes later they arrive at Middleton High and get assigned their new lockers and take time to look around before the bell goes.
Krist: Well... what d’ya think?
Fraser: Meh, I suppose I could get used to it. (Looks at his watch) Ok, c’mon. The bell’s gonna go soon.
The bell rings and Fraser runs ahead to class leaving Krist day dreaming.
Krist: (turns and runs towards Fraser) Hey wait up...(looks down at his schedule while still running and bumps into a girl) Ouch!... Hey, sorry about that. Are you...
He looks up at the beautiful faced, red-haired girl he so clumsily bumped into and immediately falls in love.
Krist:(In a stuttering, nervous voice) ...Are you OK?
Kim: Oh...yeah... I’m...I’m fine, I just (she bends over to pick up her books)
Krist: (picks up some books for her) Let me help you with that.
Kim: Oh thanks
They both gather the books untill there is one left, they both go for it and Krist looks up at Kim who in turn looks into Krist’s eyes...
Fraser: C’mon Krist, lets go!
Krist: (Looks at Fraser with disgust before standing up) uhhh... I’m Krist
Kim: (stands up) I..I’m Kim, nice to meet you.
Krist: Yeah, same here... Listen I gotta get to class, but I...
Kim: Hey, maybe we can go out some time? I know this great place...you could... y’know... take a friend if you wanted...
Krist: Yeah... sure. So me, you n’ my friend Fraser right?
Kim: Oh, I forgot about Ron
Krist: (butterflies suddenly turn into worms as the thought of a boyfriend came into mind) ... Oh... Y-yeah, s-sure, oh and sorry ‘bout the...
Kim: It’s no big... (runs to class) Catch you later!
Kim walks off down the corridor, leaving Krist to gather himself and catch up with Fraser.
Fraser: So... are you gonna to tell me who that was or are you gonna leave me hangin’?
Krist: She... she said... her name... was Kim.
Fraser: Kim who?
Krist: Damnit! I didn’t grab her last name. darn, I wish I did!
Fraser: Well I’m sure you’ll see her again in... what’s it called... “recess”?
Krist: Probably lunch time, I hope. I’ll just try and sit at her table.
Fraser: Alright, was she with any friends? Any *hot* friends?
Krist: No, she was on her own... although, she did mention a boy.
They enter the classroom and sit down at the desks. Fraser sits next to a brown haired girl in a purple shirt and skirt, looking at her nails.
Krist: Hey, look at that...
Fraser: SHE’S MINE!
Krist: O...K... I was actually gonna say look at that teachers’ suit... totally 80s.
Fraser: Forget that, look at the girl next to me.
Krist: She looks... evil.
Fraser: Whatever.
Throughout the lesson, Fraser and the girl had been repeatedly looking toward each other. Fraser breaks the awkwardness.
Fraser: (whispers) I’m Fraser
Girl: (whispers) Whatever
Fraser: (thinking) I’m in!
The lesson ends and Krist and Fraser walk out together. They head to their lockers and put their books away, meanwhile something catches Krist’s eyes. He looks over and spies Kim with a blonde boy, talking and laughing. He sighs and closes his locker door. At the same time, Fraser catches the brown-haired girl’s eyes and walks over.
Fraser: So, aren’t you gonna tell me *your* name?
The girl, now hearing the English accent properly, changes her expression.
Girl: Is that an English accent?
Fraser: You’re quick.
Girl: Hmph. It’s Bonnie, FYI.
Fraser: Really, I thought it was called recess?
Bonnie: (laughing) No, my *name* is Bonnie.
Fraser: Oh... nice name.
Bonnie: (waves her hair) So... what part of England are you from
Fraser: (Examins Bonnie’s figure) London.
Bonnie: Really?...
The sound of a loud beep From Fraser’s left pocket
Fraser: Sorry Bonnie, I need to take this (Fraser takes the phone out of his pocket and turns away)
Bonnie: RUDE!
Meanwhile, Krist is still day dreaming and his phone also beeps.. snapping him out of his trance.
Fraser: (looking at his phone) Looks like trouble.
Krist: (also looking at his phone) I noticed. So what is it?
A 3D image of a monkey-like man appears on the screen and a voice says: Target: Monty Fiske, currently going under the name “Monkey Fist”. His location; subject is south-bound, at a range of 15 miles from this loacation. We have the waypoint on GPS. Warning, he has a legion of highly trained monkey ninjas. The subject has recently stolen an ancient, rare and valuable monkey idol from the Lowerton Museum. Your objective is to return the idol to the musem, and make sure Monkey Fist is put behind bars. *End of message* Krist then looks up at Fraser who is still glareing at the screen.
Fraser: Whoa! (finally looks up)
Krist: Americans... they always have to be so dramatic, I mean, c’mon.
Fraser: Dramatic... Man, that message was cool!
Krist: I prefer the good ol’ fashioned breifcase.
Fraser: No way....
Krist then walks off and tugs at Frasers shirt
Krist: Whatever, let’s just go.
Fraser then follows Krist to a secret room, which was concealed behind a fake wall in the Janitor’s closet, thanks to the CIA. It was used for Krist and Fraser to keep their gear. A few seconds later, Krist climbs up a hidden ladder leading onto the roof, He is wearing a black camo suit with a red frame, Fraser slowly follows, he is wareing the same but with a blue frame.
Fraser: Check out the gadgets...(Fraser Pulls out a small yo-yo looking object with a hook on the end of a metal wire, he then looks around and sees a the Middleton High signpost. He throws the hook towards the post and it swings round the top of the sign. Fraser then jumps and swings under and over the sign and purches on it like a spider)...Hmm
Krist: (laughs) Even the darn grapples are colour coded. Why can’t we just wear the basic Black jumper with trousers? It would be much easier... not to mention quicker.
Fraser: (sighs) C’mon... we’d better be off (Fraser then jumps down from the sign)
Krist: May I ask, how might we be getting there?
Fraser: Don’t ask me
Krist: Well, I’ll tell you one thing...I’m sure as hell not walking (Krist then examines his pockets and find a small red button attached to the inside of his cheast pocket)...Could they be any more obvious? (He presses the button and his backpack opens to reveal a jetpack) Now, this is more like it!
Fraser: Nice (Fraser does the same and the both fly off into the distance)
A few minutes later they arrive at Monkey Fist’s location.
Krist: OK, this looks like the place.
Fraser: Let’s see what these suits can really do...
Krist: First, we gotta scale this wall.
Krist takes a run-up and jumps, far higher than he is capable of and lands on top of the wall
Fraser: You naver told me you could jump that high.
Krist: I only discovered it recently... like.... now.
Fraser then looks around and does the same
Fraser: You’re not the only one who can scale a 50 foot wall.
Krist: It’s obviously the suits, nimrod.
Fraser: Hmm...(Fraser looks down and spots a small enclave, surrounded by monkey ninjas) I think that’s our best bet.
Krist: Ya think?
Fraser then takes out his grappling hook and hooks it onto a high ledge on the opposite building, he then zip wires down, without being seen and lands on the other roof, Krist then follows on the same line and Fraser retreives his Grapling hook. They then both choose a monkey to take down, Krist jumps down and roundhouse kicks one off the monkeys and Fraser jumps on a monkey and does a Hurricanrana. They then easily, Krist using Kung Fu and Fraser using Karate, easily fight off the gaurds and end up in fighting stances with monkeys droping to the floor all around them.
Krist: (breathless) Strength and speed upgrades? I’m begining to like these suits.
Fraser: C’mon lets go.
Fraser runs down into the building and through the hallway, Krist follows they enter a huge hall with a structure of somesort in the middle then out of no-where Monkey Fist enters.
Monkey Fist: Well well well...What do we have here? I was Expecting someone more challenging, but I’ll annhilate you two for some practice.
Fraser: I don’t believe we have met (walks around slowly).
Monkey Fist: English? Well, I cant say we have. Care to introduce yourself?
Krist: No thanks, I prefer my monkeys caged! (Enters a Kung fu stance)
Monkey Fist: Hmph. Despite the fact you and I are so alike... there is nothing you can do to defeat me. For you see, strangers, I am a master of Tai Shing Pek Kwar...
Krist and Fraser look blankly at him.
Krist: Come again?
Monkey Fist: Grr, MONKEY KUNG FU! And that’s not all, I have been enchanted with mystical monkey power, and using this idol, I will become the monkey king of the modern era! (He then clicks his fingers and a group of monkey ninjas flip into the room, landing in strange fighting positions)...MONKEY NINJAS ATTACK! (he menacingly points towards Krist and Fraser)
Krist: (whispers) Right, you take the ninjas, while I distract Monkey Fist, once the monkeys are out of the way, grab the idol.
Fraser: (whispers) I think I can handle that. Just call me if you need me.
The monkeys then attack Fraser, who struggles to take on so many, but he manages to get in a few hits to take some out. Meanwhile, Krist approaches Monkey Fist, who is holding the idol. Krist and Monkey Fist engage with multiple blows, Monkey Fist seeming like a powerful foe, always parrying Krist’s offense. At the same time, Fraser has defeated all the monkeys in sight. He turns to Krist, and sighs when he sees Krist hasn’t really helped in any way.
Fraser: Anytime now!
Krist, annoyed at his audience, slides to the floor and kicks the idol out of Monkey Fist’s arms. It flies through the air and Fraser runs and catches it.
Monkey Fist: ARGH! My idol!!
Krist: Clumsy much?
Monkey Fist growls and handsprings backwords, at the same time kicking Krist right in the face. Krist falls to the ground.
Monkey Fist: Farewell for now. We *shall* meet again.
Monkey Fist pulls a small ball from his robe and throughs it to the ground. A puff of smoke rises and covers the room. When the smoke fades, Monkey fist is no-where to be seen.
Fraser: darn!... what do we do now?
Krist: We take the idol back to that secret room in the closet. The CIA said they’d pick it up from there.
After doing that, they arrive back at school and have lunch.
Fraser: Find that Kim girl?
Krist: (looks around, then sighs) No...No I didn’t.... (His face rises) Look! Look, there she is!
Both walk over to Kim on her own, finishing her lunch
Krist: Hi there.
Kim: Oh... hi...Krist, right?
Krist: Yeah.
Kim: And you must be Fraser.
Fraser: And you must be psychic?
Kim: (giggles) No. Krist told me, obviously. So... Krist, you... still up f-for goin’ out?
Krist: Yeah sure, just tell me where and when.
Kim: After school tomorrow, meet me out the front of school.
Krist: Sure...where is that Ron guy.
Kim: Oh yeah, right, him and Rufus are in the study hall.
Fraser: Rufus?
Kim: His naked mole rat.
Krist: You’re allowed pets in scoo...
They are inturupted by the bell and Kim stands up.
Kim: Well i’d better get to class, see you guys tommorrow.
Krist: Yeah...Yeah ok.
Kim walks off.
Fraser: You were right she is hot... not as hot as Bonnie though.
Krist: Shut up.
To be continued...
By Fraser Endipity and Krist Essential.
*N.B* I know not many people like original characters but... what the who.
