Post by azzie on Nov 5, 2005 0:59:25 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]At long last, I've finished my newest FF. It's only 17 pages long, but I hope you like it. Here are the originals if you haven't seen them. John Stoppable, John Stoppable II: X Revenge, John Stoppable III: Winter OT
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John Stoppable IV: Brains and Brawn[/glow]
It was a cool February morning and the snow was sparse on the ground as the Spring sun was sobering the biting winter. A 16-year old boy stepped off his motorcycle and unzipped his riding suit to reveal a tuxedo. He pulled off his helmet and ran his fingers through his silky auburn hair. He then turned about to help his girlfriend off the back seat. He took a black leather jacket off of her and she smoothed out the sapphire blue dress she was wearing, which matched her eyes. When she removed her helmet she whipped her brown mane back and took out a small mirror, which she used to fix her hair up. With a little aid from her boyfriend she fixed her hair into a bun. She straightened his tie and they walked together to the front of the church they were parked in front of.
"Friends of the bride, or of the groom?" A man asked at the front of the altar. "Friends of the groom," the boy asked as he took out their invitations. "Ah, Mr. Stoppable and Ms. Destructible, a pleasure to meet you," the man said. John and Lynn walked down and took their seats. They looked around the large chamber and at the end stood an average height man with an oddly blue complexion. His eyes were sunken and were ringed with black. A crescent moon scar was emblazoned upon his left cheek. His long black hair was drawn back into a ponytail. He wore a black tuxedo with a blue shirt. He was having a talk with a man in his 60s. The tuxedo he wore fit him pretty snug and he wore his blonde, grizzled hair in a mullet. "Awkweird, and ironic. We bust Spartacus, and his dad is the best man at the wedding we've been invited to," John Whispered to Lynn. She nodded and looked about once again. She was busy fiddling with a ring on her finger. It was the commitment ring that John had given her on Christmas eve, which she wore on a chain around her neck when she didn't have it on her finger.
After the seats were filled the organ player started playing the familiar music. Th doors opened and down the aisle came a lady with pale green skin, emerald eyes and slick, waist long hair, black and glossy as raven feathers. She wore a long pearl-white dress, a veil drawn over her face. A tall, muscular man, also with black hair, and glasses was escorting her to the end of the aisle. When they came to the end of the altar the dusty, ancient looking cleric straightened his bottle lens glasses and cleared his throat. "Gathered friends and family, we are here to witness the union of this fine pair. can any among us give reason that these two not be wed?" No one objected. "Then do you Drew Theodore P. Lipsky take this lovely lady to be your lawfully wedded wife, to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, for rich or for poor, in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?" "I do," Drew answered. "And do you Shego take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, for rich or for poor, in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?" "Only if he agrees 'No more cloning'." Shego said. Drakken stood there and nervously rubbed the back of his neck. "Alright, not that I've been doing any lately." "Okay, I do," Shego replied. "Now, the rings," the cleric said. shego held one in her hand and Drakken fumbled about in his coat. "You lost it?" Shego asked flabbergasted. "it has to be in here some... Ah ha! Here it is," Drakken said as he finally produced a wedding band that matched the one Shego held. they slid the rings onto one another's fingers. "I now pronounce you man and wife," the cleric finished.
John and Lynn were standing with his parents, who were catering at the reception. "Funny, I was thinking that all of Drakken and Shego's friends would be mafia related or criminal-esque," John whispered when he got a good look at the other guests. "I guess you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, huh Stoppable?" Shego said as she strolled up behind him. "Oh, um, hello Shego. I didn't notice you there," John said nervously. "Yes, Drew once told me that ninjas make more noise than I do," she responded. "So, how's life been treating you Princess?' she asked Kim, who was standing at the food tabl, serving the guests. "Well enough Shego. I'm sure you know enough about my family," Kim replied to her old foe. "Yes, I believe you also have a daughter, who apparently couldn't make it here today." "Dawn is at a friend's house. What about you Shego, are you and drakken planning to start a family soon?" "Of course, we've decided we want to name our first daughter Alicia."
"And now, it's time for the bride to throw the bouquet," someone announced on the microphone a few minutes later. Shego took the bunch of white roses and raised them into the air, her back facing the crowd of bachelorettes standing there to cath it. John was talking to Lynn behind the crowd of ladies. Shego tossed the bouquet over her head and it flew through the air. A few of the women jumped up to try and catch it, but it kept on flying and hit John square in the forehead. One of the ladies who was standing nearest to him caught it and held it high in the air. Shego walked up to him and told him, "Nice save." "Thanks," John answered blankly.Just then he felt his pant leg vibrate. "One moment," he said as he reached into it and pulled out the Johnunicator. "Duty calls, Justin?" John asked. "Dementor's escaped from prison and is working on some strange machine in his lair," Justin said. "We're on the way," John said. "Time to go?" Lynn asked. "Sadly, yes. Dementor's got gears turning in his head and in his lab," John answered. "shame, they were starting a slow dance for all the young couples," She said. They quickly said good-bye to everyone and headed out.
John crept along a marble hallway in a gray shirt and boots with black cargos and gloves. Lynn followed in her black and pearl gear. They tiptoed to the end of the hall and came upon a laboratory where a stout, Nacospeak man in a burgandy Jacket and black britches, boots, wristbands ans mask. He was working on some machine in the center of his lab. "It looks like an automaton," John commented. "A what?" Lynn asked. "A robot, he's making an artificial intelligence," John explained. "We should stop him before he can finish," Lynn said. They crept in closer and snuck right up behind him. "So, Dementor, What's the robot for? No good, I'm guessing," John remarked. "John Stoppable, You're too late, I've nearly finished my masterpiece. This automaton will have the power to drain the world of its most valuable resources," Dementor said. "Sorry, can't let that happen," John said as he lunged into Dementor's path toward the robot. The professor had a metal chip in his hands and was trying to find a way around John to finish the robot. Lynn ran across the ground and then slid on her back under Dementor's hands, kicking the chip out of his hands. It flew through the air and landed into a vat of blue goop. "No, my control!" Dementor shouted as he watched the chip melt in the vat. John and Lynn seized him and put cuffs on his wrists. "That was easy," Lynn said to John. "Maybe a little too easy," he remarked in an uncertain voice.
Lynn walked down the aisles of the Brad and Norwell bookstore she and John were working at. John was working the cash register and Lynn was placing the merchandise on the shelves. She mounted another book on it shelf and then walked over to John. "Slow day, I've only seen five people in the music section today, and that's usually full." "That's cool, we get to spend a little bit more time together," he said with a grin. Lynn tapped him on the tip of his nose and said, "Not now though, I have to finish up with these books." She went back to the cart of books and brought it around the rest of the store.
John and Lynn punched out at four O'clock and headed over to his house. They were studying for their semester finals. "Wow john, you got through the biology questions I made for you in half the time I finished mine. How's that?" "Did you know that every person in the world has an ear that's longer than the other by about 1/8 of an inch? Study shows that if your left ear is longer then your interests and skills go more towards math and science, while the right would cause them to lean toward's the arts." "Then I'm definitely a right-ear," Lynn responded. "And right now that right ear is looking pretty tasty," John said as he glomped Lynn and bit her ear playfully. She went into a fit of giggles as she tried to push him away. They suddenly stopped as they saw Dawn standing there, shaking her head. "This is a little too weird," Dawn said to her brother as she raised an eyebrow. John and Lynn looked at each other, John shrugged, and they sat down and got back to work. "Are we weird?' John asked. "Just a little, but who said that's a bad thing?" Lynn said.
After their homework John and Lynn were just sitting around. Lynn looked about and saw a green book on the coffee table. "Animology?" she asked in mild disbelief. "I was curious. This was a fad when our parents were our age and it's been reintroduced recently. I wanted to see what all the rage was about. I was curious, like all purple cats," John answered. She looked at the book and read
Purple cat:
You are a shy, intelligent goal-setter. Witty, resourceful, curious. You aren't very social and think yourself to lack romantic appeal, but you always have a special someone to turn to.
"I took the test too, I'm a yellow rabbit," lynn said as she turned to her page and showed him.
Yellow Rabbit:
You are humorous, yet serene. caring, defensive prestigious. You can be very uncertain about how you portray yourself in appearance and personality.
*See last three pages for animology pairings
John and Lynn went to the back of the book and searched the list. "Yay, soul mates," Lynn said when she saw their signs paired on the list. "Now I have the perfect pet name for you, Kipper-Kat!" Lynn said to John. "Kipper-Kat?" John asked. "Yeah, haven't you noticed that when you're reading aloud or quoting you sound like you have a British accent, and how you like fish and chips?" she asked. "I guess so," John said. "Well, kipper is a British slang term for a fish that's been cleaned, then either smoked or salted. So 'Kipper-Kat," She said. "Alright, works for me. Oh, did you know that this isn't the original version of the book? They had to go back and fix a misprint that got several people into failed relationships. See, the original printing had blue fox and yellow trout as soul mates, but it should have been pink sloth. And yellow trut is compatible with the red otter," John explained.
"Really, that was a misprint?" Ron asked as he walked into the den. "Yeah dad, the publishers had to apologize to tons of people, including the creators of animology." "Who are they?" "Bob someone, Mark what's his face and Chris something, I forgot their last names." Ron nodded to this and walked over to the entryway of the kitchen. "Hey honey, you remember animology?" "Yeah, what about it?" Kim asked. "John just informed me that the books that we were reading from had a misprint. Blue fox isn't really compatible with the yellow trout... it's the pink sloth," Ron finished. "Seriously?'Kim asked as she walked into the den with them. "Yep, see for yourself mom," John said as he handed her the book. She looked at the back listings and grimaced. "So you and I got worked up about Señor Senior Jr. being a yellow trout for nothing," Kim said to Ron. "I never was a big fan of animology as the others were then," Ron commented. "Until you found out that Amelia was a Red otter, which was then listed as being pink sloth's soul mate," Kim said with a smirk. "Hey, don't get me started on Josh Mankey," Ron said.
"Speaking of old classmates, Bonnie Rockwaller had lunch at the restaurant today... with Kevin Gooberman. She said it was strictly business though," kim added to change the subject. "Yeah, sure. He's a computer game programmer, what business would a fashion designer have with him?" Ron asked. "Costume design for the characters in the game, maybe," John suggested.
[glow=blue,2,300]Chapter 2 coming soon. [/glow]
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John Stoppable IV: Brains and Brawn[/glow]
John Stoppable IV: Brains and Brawn
Chapter one: Come February
Chapter one: Come February
It was a cool February morning and the snow was sparse on the ground as the Spring sun was sobering the biting winter. A 16-year old boy stepped off his motorcycle and unzipped his riding suit to reveal a tuxedo. He pulled off his helmet and ran his fingers through his silky auburn hair. He then turned about to help his girlfriend off the back seat. He took a black leather jacket off of her and she smoothed out the sapphire blue dress she was wearing, which matched her eyes. When she removed her helmet she whipped her brown mane back and took out a small mirror, which she used to fix her hair up. With a little aid from her boyfriend she fixed her hair into a bun. She straightened his tie and they walked together to the front of the church they were parked in front of.
"Friends of the bride, or of the groom?" A man asked at the front of the altar. "Friends of the groom," the boy asked as he took out their invitations. "Ah, Mr. Stoppable and Ms. Destructible, a pleasure to meet you," the man said. John and Lynn walked down and took their seats. They looked around the large chamber and at the end stood an average height man with an oddly blue complexion. His eyes were sunken and were ringed with black. A crescent moon scar was emblazoned upon his left cheek. His long black hair was drawn back into a ponytail. He wore a black tuxedo with a blue shirt. He was having a talk with a man in his 60s. The tuxedo he wore fit him pretty snug and he wore his blonde, grizzled hair in a mullet. "Awkweird, and ironic. We bust Spartacus, and his dad is the best man at the wedding we've been invited to," John Whispered to Lynn. She nodded and looked about once again. She was busy fiddling with a ring on her finger. It was the commitment ring that John had given her on Christmas eve, which she wore on a chain around her neck when she didn't have it on her finger.
After the seats were filled the organ player started playing the familiar music. Th doors opened and down the aisle came a lady with pale green skin, emerald eyes and slick, waist long hair, black and glossy as raven feathers. She wore a long pearl-white dress, a veil drawn over her face. A tall, muscular man, also with black hair, and glasses was escorting her to the end of the aisle. When they came to the end of the altar the dusty, ancient looking cleric straightened his bottle lens glasses and cleared his throat. "Gathered friends and family, we are here to witness the union of this fine pair. can any among us give reason that these two not be wed?" No one objected. "Then do you Drew Theodore P. Lipsky take this lovely lady to be your lawfully wedded wife, to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, for rich or for poor, in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?" "I do," Drew answered. "And do you Shego take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, for rich or for poor, in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?" "Only if he agrees 'No more cloning'." Shego said. Drakken stood there and nervously rubbed the back of his neck. "Alright, not that I've been doing any lately." "Okay, I do," Shego replied. "Now, the rings," the cleric said. shego held one in her hand and Drakken fumbled about in his coat. "You lost it?" Shego asked flabbergasted. "it has to be in here some... Ah ha! Here it is," Drakken said as he finally produced a wedding band that matched the one Shego held. they slid the rings onto one another's fingers. "I now pronounce you man and wife," the cleric finished.
John and Lynn were standing with his parents, who were catering at the reception. "Funny, I was thinking that all of Drakken and Shego's friends would be mafia related or criminal-esque," John whispered when he got a good look at the other guests. "I guess you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, huh Stoppable?" Shego said as she strolled up behind him. "Oh, um, hello Shego. I didn't notice you there," John said nervously. "Yes, Drew once told me that ninjas make more noise than I do," she responded. "So, how's life been treating you Princess?' she asked Kim, who was standing at the food tabl, serving the guests. "Well enough Shego. I'm sure you know enough about my family," Kim replied to her old foe. "Yes, I believe you also have a daughter, who apparently couldn't make it here today." "Dawn is at a friend's house. What about you Shego, are you and drakken planning to start a family soon?" "Of course, we've decided we want to name our first daughter Alicia."
"And now, it's time for the bride to throw the bouquet," someone announced on the microphone a few minutes later. Shego took the bunch of white roses and raised them into the air, her back facing the crowd of bachelorettes standing there to cath it. John was talking to Lynn behind the crowd of ladies. Shego tossed the bouquet over her head and it flew through the air. A few of the women jumped up to try and catch it, but it kept on flying and hit John square in the forehead. One of the ladies who was standing nearest to him caught it and held it high in the air. Shego walked up to him and told him, "Nice save." "Thanks," John answered blankly.Just then he felt his pant leg vibrate. "One moment," he said as he reached into it and pulled out the Johnunicator. "Duty calls, Justin?" John asked. "Dementor's escaped from prison and is working on some strange machine in his lair," Justin said. "We're on the way," John said. "Time to go?" Lynn asked. "Sadly, yes. Dementor's got gears turning in his head and in his lab," John answered. "shame, they were starting a slow dance for all the young couples," She said. They quickly said good-bye to everyone and headed out.
John crept along a marble hallway in a gray shirt and boots with black cargos and gloves. Lynn followed in her black and pearl gear. They tiptoed to the end of the hall and came upon a laboratory where a stout, Nacospeak man in a burgandy Jacket and black britches, boots, wristbands ans mask. He was working on some machine in the center of his lab. "It looks like an automaton," John commented. "A what?" Lynn asked. "A robot, he's making an artificial intelligence," John explained. "We should stop him before he can finish," Lynn said. They crept in closer and snuck right up behind him. "So, Dementor, What's the robot for? No good, I'm guessing," John remarked. "John Stoppable, You're too late, I've nearly finished my masterpiece. This automaton will have the power to drain the world of its most valuable resources," Dementor said. "Sorry, can't let that happen," John said as he lunged into Dementor's path toward the robot. The professor had a metal chip in his hands and was trying to find a way around John to finish the robot. Lynn ran across the ground and then slid on her back under Dementor's hands, kicking the chip out of his hands. It flew through the air and landed into a vat of blue goop. "No, my control!" Dementor shouted as he watched the chip melt in the vat. John and Lynn seized him and put cuffs on his wrists. "That was easy," Lynn said to John. "Maybe a little too easy," he remarked in an uncertain voice.
Lynn walked down the aisles of the Brad and Norwell bookstore she and John were working at. John was working the cash register and Lynn was placing the merchandise on the shelves. She mounted another book on it shelf and then walked over to John. "Slow day, I've only seen five people in the music section today, and that's usually full." "That's cool, we get to spend a little bit more time together," he said with a grin. Lynn tapped him on the tip of his nose and said, "Not now though, I have to finish up with these books." She went back to the cart of books and brought it around the rest of the store.
John and Lynn punched out at four O'clock and headed over to his house. They were studying for their semester finals. "Wow john, you got through the biology questions I made for you in half the time I finished mine. How's that?" "Did you know that every person in the world has an ear that's longer than the other by about 1/8 of an inch? Study shows that if your left ear is longer then your interests and skills go more towards math and science, while the right would cause them to lean toward's the arts." "Then I'm definitely a right-ear," Lynn responded. "And right now that right ear is looking pretty tasty," John said as he glomped Lynn and bit her ear playfully. She went into a fit of giggles as she tried to push him away. They suddenly stopped as they saw Dawn standing there, shaking her head. "This is a little too weird," Dawn said to her brother as she raised an eyebrow. John and Lynn looked at each other, John shrugged, and they sat down and got back to work. "Are we weird?' John asked. "Just a little, but who said that's a bad thing?" Lynn said.
After their homework John and Lynn were just sitting around. Lynn looked about and saw a green book on the coffee table. "Animology?" she asked in mild disbelief. "I was curious. This was a fad when our parents were our age and it's been reintroduced recently. I wanted to see what all the rage was about. I was curious, like all purple cats," John answered. She looked at the book and read
Purple cat:
You are a shy, intelligent goal-setter. Witty, resourceful, curious. You aren't very social and think yourself to lack romantic appeal, but you always have a special someone to turn to.
"I took the test too, I'm a yellow rabbit," lynn said as she turned to her page and showed him.
Yellow Rabbit:
You are humorous, yet serene. caring, defensive prestigious. You can be very uncertain about how you portray yourself in appearance and personality.
*See last three pages for animology pairings
John and Lynn went to the back of the book and searched the list. "Yay, soul mates," Lynn said when she saw their signs paired on the list. "Now I have the perfect pet name for you, Kipper-Kat!" Lynn said to John. "Kipper-Kat?" John asked. "Yeah, haven't you noticed that when you're reading aloud or quoting you sound like you have a British accent, and how you like fish and chips?" she asked. "I guess so," John said. "Well, kipper is a British slang term for a fish that's been cleaned, then either smoked or salted. So 'Kipper-Kat," She said. "Alright, works for me. Oh, did you know that this isn't the original version of the book? They had to go back and fix a misprint that got several people into failed relationships. See, the original printing had blue fox and yellow trout as soul mates, but it should have been pink sloth. And yellow trut is compatible with the red otter," John explained.
"Really, that was a misprint?" Ron asked as he walked into the den. "Yeah dad, the publishers had to apologize to tons of people, including the creators of animology." "Who are they?" "Bob someone, Mark what's his face and Chris something, I forgot their last names." Ron nodded to this and walked over to the entryway of the kitchen. "Hey honey, you remember animology?" "Yeah, what about it?" Kim asked. "John just informed me that the books that we were reading from had a misprint. Blue fox isn't really compatible with the yellow trout... it's the pink sloth," Ron finished. "Seriously?'Kim asked as she walked into the den with them. "Yep, see for yourself mom," John said as he handed her the book. She looked at the back listings and grimaced. "So you and I got worked up about Señor Senior Jr. being a yellow trout for nothing," Kim said to Ron. "I never was a big fan of animology as the others were then," Ron commented. "Until you found out that Amelia was a Red otter, which was then listed as being pink sloth's soul mate," Kim said with a smirk. "Hey, don't get me started on Josh Mankey," Ron said.
"Speaking of old classmates, Bonnie Rockwaller had lunch at the restaurant today... with Kevin Gooberman. She said it was strictly business though," kim added to change the subject. "Yeah, sure. He's a computer game programmer, what business would a fashion designer have with him?" Ron asked. "Costume design for the characters in the game, maybe," John suggested.
[glow=blue,2,300]Chapter 2 coming soon. [/glow]