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Post by blak on Sept 6, 2005 12:21:42 GMT -5
Kim: I think Shego is cute....
AWW MAN!!!
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Post by aliciamartin on Sept 6, 2005 13:08:52 GMT -5
Drakken: Maybe i should date Shego and then give her a raise for great moves ;D ;D
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Post by blak on Sept 6, 2005 16:33:35 GMT -5
Shego: I don't want to be evil anymore!
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Post by Cid on Sept 6, 2005 17:08:54 GMT -5
Ron: If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me?
/Cid
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Post by Nightspade on Sept 6, 2005 17:59:54 GMT -5
This old thing? I remember this. It was one of the first, if not the first, threads I ever posted in. Good times, good times. From reminiscence, let me take you back to a few of my personal favorites that were posted by me. Okay, now I'm going to say something that's totally outrageous but might actually be true on the show. I think that Ron may be the closest thing Mr. Barkin has to a friend. Probably not true, but would be funny. S.S.S.: Nana Possible, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Nana: Oh, Senior! Hold me! Oprah: Ron, I'm pregnant. Ron: Are you sure it's mine? Oprah: Yes. Ron: YES YES YES! I'M RICH! LATER KP! (Dave Chappelle will sue me.) Shego/Tara/Monique/Bonnie/Zita/Yori: Ron you are SO HOT!S.S.S.: Kim Possible, I have wonderful news! Kim: You're finally going to give up evil? S.S.S.: (chuckles) No, no. You're Nana and I are engaged! Kim/Ron/Rest of Fam/S.S.J./Barkin: SICK AND WRONG!!! Gill: I just feel so conflicted, ya know? I mean, I want to be a human, but I also want to be a muntant. I don't know what to do. Are you listening? Barkin: No, I'm trying to NOT BECOME A STINKING MUTANT! Ron: Kim I have a confession. Once, a transplanted my brain into your head and vise-versa and that's why you're so smart. Kim: Well, that explains my erotic dreams of Bonnie and Shego. Monique: Maybe I should ask Brick out. S.S.J.: I am... LAME! (sobs uncontrolabley) Motor Ed: I would seriously like some tea and crompets right now, seriously. Mrs. Dr. P.: KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR RON! Heres something that probably won't happen, but might, considering how evil Shego is. Shego hitting on Ron just to get under Kim's skin. Here's something that would NEVER HAPPEN: Ron:*Kills Kim* OR Kim:*Kills Ron* Frugal Lucre: Must spend unresonabley high amounts of cash. Prof. Acari: AHHHH! BUGS! HEEEEELP! Dr. Drakken: I'VE DONE IT! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! Shego: What did you do? Dr. Drakken: Thing that you, my college friends, and the rest of the world never thought I would do! Shego: You took over the world?! Dr. Drakken: No, BETTER! Shego: (gasp) YOU DESTROYED KIM POSSIBLE?! Dr. Drakken: Even better! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Shego: Dr. D., you don't own a car. Dr. Drakken: ................... CHEATED BY INSURANCE SALESMEN AGAIN! ^ The only people more evil than Drakken. Or is it 'eviler'?
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Post by Nightspade on Sept 6, 2005 18:02:02 GMT -5
Still more personal favs! Dr. Drakken: We'll meet again, Kim Possible! Kim: I think not. ( Pulls out a gun.) Dr. Drakken: WTF!? THIS IS A DISNEY SHOW! Kim: Yeah, but I've been canceled! I don't give a sh*t! Gemini: Betty, I think it's time we set aside our differences and became a family again. S.S.J.: I must control ALL! Barkin: Bush is an @$$. Dementor: Dr. Drakken is so much better than me! Why can't I be that evil? And that green chick is kind of cute. Killigan: That's it! (Starts speaking with British accent) I am ever so tired of playing the role of mad golfer. From now on, I'm going to be a classy villain. Monkey Fist: (petrified) Monkeys. I can hear them. They're everywhere. Soon they'll come. Eat me alive. Eat. I hate monkeys. Ron: Rufus, I'm thinking about trading you in for a monkey. Rufus: Yes, and I'm thinking about trading you in for someone who is at least as smart as a monkey. Mr. Barkin: All right, listen up! I'm joining the terrorists! Mr. Dr. Possible: (thinking) Hmm. You know, I think Kim really needs to get laid. Wheres Ron when you need him? Dr. Drakken: Wait, there's nothing I won't say or do on the show. Shego: Will you say you love me? Dr. Drakken: Ok, I would never say that. Kim: Ron, how can you have so much skin lotion, and still have such dry skin? Ron: I never use it. Kim: Then why do I always see tons of empty lotion bottles laying around your house? OOOOH! Ron: Yeah, Rufus has REALLY sensitive skin. Kim: Uh, yeah.
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Post by Ezbok58a on Sept 6, 2005 19:43:56 GMT -5
I have no Idea how I missed this thread, and I'm not at all surprised that almost all the ones involving Kim and Ron being intamate were done by the Males of this board. So I'll throw mine into the ring Ron pulls up in a new car Kim: Ron you got a car? Ron: thats right KP, and I think we need to "Break it in" Not as good but I liked it
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Post by aliciamartin on Sept 6, 2005 20:10:56 GMT -5
Monique: ummmmmmmmm maybe i should date Josh? ;D
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Post by Panther on Sept 6, 2005 20:27:51 GMT -5
Kim: Just wet me finish pwactice and I'll be wight wif you, Wonnie-poo. *GAG*With was even better with the gag at the end. XD You took the words right out of my mouth! In response to my last quote... Ron: I broke up with Erik. JOSH IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER! His name is also really close to "Josh Monkey". ISN'T THAT COOL?!?!!? Stop damaging my young and undeveloped brain with disturbing images.
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Post by Forlong on Sept 7, 2005 11:56:00 GMT -5
Ron: That crossover we did in Lilo and Stitch rocked!
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Post by Nightspade on Sept 7, 2005 21:13:17 GMT -5
Kim: *Raps*
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Post by Porphyria_Kris on Sept 7, 2005 22:06:06 GMT -5
Actually, it's very possible that Wade is a Mac user. In which case he might say that. Barkin: *walks into school thouroughly peirced and tattooed* Yeah, in reality I've always had a problem with authority. ANARCHY IN THE USA, BABY!!! Yori: You can use fans as a weapon? Pfffft, yeah right! You're pulling my leg, aren't you. Wade: Yeah, I'm what you'd call the outdoorsy type. Rock climbing, kayaking, bungee jumping... I just couldn't picture myself sitting at a desk all day! Nicky-Nick: Hey Ron, we'd like you to sign on to our group as "The Other One". Dexter: Yeah, I mean it's obvious that you'd be the one carrying the group. Fillipe the French Hair Stylist: I have been inspired! Miseur Motor Ed, your mullet will be the next craze to sweep the nation! I would bet my poodle on it. Motor Ed: Seriously? 'Cause I was thinkin' it was way to '80s, brah. Ron: No, no down Rufus down! Stop humping Kim's leg! Bad naked mole rat... no nacos for you!
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Post by Porphyria_Kris on Sept 8, 2005 0:05:28 GMT -5
I thought up some more.
Dementor: I am vorking un perfecting my inzide voice.
Prof. Bortel: You know, manipulating people's minds and emotions is ferociously unethical. I should stop.
Jack Hench: You know, selling high tech weaponry to supervillains is ferociously unethical. I should stop.
Monkey Fist: I'm too sexy for my mandarin collar shirt. Too sexy for my mandarin collar shirt. So sexy it hurts! *throws said shirt on DNAmy's head* DNAmy: *yawn* Eh, this just isn't doing it for me. The monkey hands and feet are kind of creeping me out.
SSJ: I am thinking that I should be speaking to this Motor Ed person about the benefits of a mullet...
Nana Possible: Kimmie? I saw the cutest little bathing suit and just HAD to buy it for you. *pulls out a string bikini* You know what they say... if you've got it, flaunt it!
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Post by Forlong on Sept 8, 2005 11:21:44 GMT -5
Ron: No, no down Rufus down! Stop humping Kim's leg! Bad naked mole rat... no nacos for you! That is sick and wrong!
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Post by aliciamartin on Sept 8, 2005 11:25:02 GMT -5
Kim: hey Ron maybe you should put on that bad boy outfit again that i love sooooooooooooo much ;Di hope you will know what the grin is for
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Post by Porphyria_Kris on Sept 8, 2005 11:33:10 GMT -5
Ron: No, no down Rufus down! Stop humping Kim's leg! Bad naked mole rat... no nacos for you! That is sick and wrong! Which is why it shall never happen on the show. ;D Frugal Lucre: Hrm, perhaps I should transfer to Club Banana. After all, shelling out the extra bucks just to get a little logo sewn into your pants is so worth it!
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Post by aliciamartin on Sept 8, 2005 12:51:12 GMT -5
Shego: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm maybe i should be good again,ummmmmmmmmmmmmm nahhhhhhhhh fat chance ;D Drakken: Maybe i should quit being evil and be a rap singing Bonnie: Ummmmmmmmmmm maybe i should date Ron ;DRon: Bad boy is here to stay So come and get me laddiesKim: Hey maybe we should study in my room if you know what i mean ;D
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Post by aliciamartin on Sept 8, 2005 12:52:41 GMT -5
Kim is talking to Ron in my line there sorry about that
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Post by blak on Sept 8, 2005 14:54:52 GMT -5
Ron: Kim: Our relationship is just SICK AND WRONG!!!
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Post by rockas on Sept 8, 2005 20:01:57 GMT -5
Mr. Dr. Possible (thinking): Hmmm... Maybe I should adopt Ronald and put Kimmie in a Black-hole instead!
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