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Post by JuPMod on May 31, 2005 19:46:22 GMT -5
Kim: Argh! I'm so tired of being a cheerleader! I'll join the chess club.
Kim: I so dig playing Zombie Mayhem! I'm good at playing video games!
Kim: It's so cool to have an criminal ancestor.
Kim: Jim? Tim? You can trash my room all you want. I don't care.
Kim: Ron? I don't want you as my partner anymore for missions. I'll be taking Josh instead.
Kim: Brick Flagg is my boyfriend!
Wade: Attention, world leaders! I've hijacked the computer systems operating every ICBM with nukes! If you don't declare me as your world ruler, I'll nuke us all! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!
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Post by Nightspade on Jun 1, 2005 8:52:01 GMT -5
Woah! I think Wade really COULD do that if he wanted! Good thing he's on the Free World's side.
Okay, now I'm going to say something that's totally outrageous but might actually be true on the show. I think that Ron may be the closest thing Mr. Barkin has to a friend. Probably not true, but would be funny.
S.S.S.: Nana Possible, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Nana: Oh, Senior! Hold me!
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Post by OnOn on Jun 1, 2005 9:38:36 GMT -5
EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! BIM!!!!!!! that is sick and wrong!!!!!
Shego: Oh my gosh! We're gonna have so much fun taking over the world! Drakken: sure... whatever. Shego: This plan is sooo off the hook. Isn't my doomsday device off the heezy? Drakken: mmmhmmm..... Shego: I built it my self. *Kim Breaks in* *Drakken leaps up and starts kungfuing with Kim* *shego hides under doomsday device*
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Jun 1, 2005 13:06:36 GMT -5
Tim and Jim: What does that button do? *pause* And why do we care? Let's go do normal kid things!
Brikk: Checkmate!
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Post by Nightspade on Jun 1, 2005 13:59:01 GMT -5
Here's something that would NEVER HAPPEN:
Ron:*Kills Kim*
OR
Kim:*Kills Ron*
Frugal Lucre: Must spend unresonabley high amounts of cash.
Prof. Acari: AHHHH! BUGS! HEEEEELP!
Dr. Drakken: I'VE DONE IT! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! Shego: What did you do? Dr. Drakken: Thing that you, my college friends, and the rest of the world never thought I would do! Shego: You took over the world?! Dr. Drakken: No, BETTER! Shego: (gasp) YOU DESTROYED KIM POSSIBLE?! Dr. Drakken: Even better! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Shego: Dr. D., you don't own a car. Dr. Drakken: ................... CHEATED BY INSURANCE SALESMEN AGAIN! ^ The only people more evil than Drakken. Or is it 'eviler'?
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RachiE
Pink Sloth
true love always finds its way....YAY!
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Post by RachiE on Jun 1, 2005 15:38:45 GMT -5
geez these are all so hilarious!!! okay mine pry suck but here it goes:
Gill: Sure Ronnie, you can have my swim time and i'll take your arts and crafts.
Kim: Ron, I'm sorry, but I lied. I did kiss Erik!
Bonnie: Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dateing!? YES!! WOOHOOO, ALRIGHT!
(i hope this never happens) Ron: Kim, I'm sorry, but I don't have any feelings for you...at all. I just thought that maybe if i hung around a teen hero babe that i would be popular. Didn't work, so later!
Drakken: DUDE, Serisiously, I'm growing into my mullet! Shego: DuDe! ME TOO! Like, seriously.
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Post by Nightspade on Jun 1, 2005 16:04:03 GMT -5
Shego acting like Motor Ed? Now that's just down right hilarious!
S.S.S.: Kim Possible, I have wonderful news! Kim: You're finally going to give up evil? S.S.S.: (chuckles) No, no. You're Nana and I are engaged! Kim/Ron/Rest of Fam/S.S.J./Barkin: SICK AND WRONG!!!
Gill: I just feel so conflicted, ya know? I mean, I want to be a human, but I also want to be a muntant. I don't know what to do. Are you listening? Barkin: No, I'm trying to NOT BECOME A STINKING MUTANT!
Ron: Kim I have a confession. Once, a transplanted my brain into your head and vise-versa and that's why you're so smart. Kim: Well, that explains my erotic dreams of Bonnie and Shego.
Monique: Maybe I should ask Brick out.
S.S.J.: I am... LAME! (sobs uncontrolabley)
Motor Ed: I would seriously like some tea and crompets right now, seriously.
Mrs. Dr. P.: KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR RON!
Heres something that probably won't happen, but might, considering how evil Shego is.
Shego hitting on Ron just to get under Kim's skin.
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Post by Nightspade on Jun 1, 2005 17:47:27 GMT -5
Oprah: Ron, I'm pregnant. Ron: Are you sure it's mine? Oprah: Yes. Ron: YES YES YES! I'M RICH! LATER KP! (Dave Chappelle will sue me.)
Shego/Tara/Monique/Bonnie/Zita/Yori: Ron you are SO HOT!
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Post by Michael on Jun 2, 2005 3:14:27 GMT -5
KP: Don't ask me to save the world! I'm just a girl!
(I sure hope I never hear any of my fav female heroes say that!)
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Post by Nightspade on Jun 2, 2005 17:13:41 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I realize now that I never thought of you as anything more than a friend and that's what you'll always be to me. I was feeling really vulnerable after what happened with Erik and that's why I kissed you. You were my rebound and I'm breaking up with you.
^ OH H*LL NO!
Shego: Eddy Lipsky, I LUV U! Motor Ed: Whoa, back off ugly green babe, I'm datin' Red, seriously.
Monkey Fist: AHHHH! I HAVE MONKEY HANDS AND FEET!
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Post by AlexisofShegoton on Jun 6, 2005 19:07:27 GMT -5
(After Erik was turned to Synthogoo)
Kim: RUFUS! WHAT THE HELL?! YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Ron: Yeah dude, what's your damage?
(They leave)
Rufus: uh....*Gets confused* Hey, why did I do that?
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Post by Nightspade on Jun 8, 2005 17:16:17 GMT -5
Dementor: I could save money by fireing all of my expensive henchmen!
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David
Yellow Trout
Kim Possible : Live and Reloaded
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Post by David on Aug 7, 2005 23:17:27 GMT -5
Nathan and I were cruising through here, and found this now it'll come back to life hehehehehe Nathan's One:- Kim:- Ron I've got somthing to tell you, I've been cheating on you with rufus Ron: *GASP* ____________________________________________________ Ron: Quantum Physics are easy! ______________________________________________________ Ron: OMG! the gardern Gnome!!! *The Gardern Gnome begins to shake and Vibrate violently Ron: Hey this is like that thing i found in mum's Draw... Wade speaks thru the Gnome Wade: You found your'e mum's Dancing Cactus??? ______________________________________________________ David's One:- Kim and Shego fight Kim kicks Shego into a rubbish bin... Kim and Ron escape Shego: I will get you kim possible as soon as I get out of ths Trash Can....OOoh look a peanut (That actually suits Drakken more )
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Post by ninjanaco on Aug 8, 2005 17:15:30 GMT -5
KIM: But Dad, I can't go on a wild fornication spree like you want me to. I'm becoming a nun! Actually, Wade is approaching that age... might make for a good episode. That's gotta be one of the best ones here.
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Post by The Novomagus on Aug 8, 2005 17:47:04 GMT -5
Ron and/or Drakken: Death to Snowman Hank!
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Post by senther on Aug 9, 2005 8:22:57 GMT -5
First off; can't read them all... supposed to be working! Props to IronPlant NLI for the Office Space refrence. My favs (so far) are: Ron:- "Those pants arnt going anywhere this time..." *Duct Tapes them to himself...* Kim:- "What the **** Do you want Wade!!!" Kim:- Canada Eh? To hell with them Kim: My stomach is cold. Brick: I was bored after practice last night so I thought that I might work a little on the magnetohydrodynamic fluid equations necessary to describe for the formation of stars, but I must have made a sign error in the spherical Bessel function. Mr. Barkin: Rules are for pansies. The Tweebs: Hicka-Bicka... Man that sounds so stupid.
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Post by aliciamartin on Aug 9, 2005 8:40:07 GMT -5
Shego to Drakken: Come on Drakken lets do it in front of KP and her sidekick ;D
Ron: EEEEEEEE there going to do it that is SICK AND WRONG ;D
i'm just sooooooooooooooooooooo bad tee hee ;D
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Post by Panther on Aug 9, 2005 11:25:03 GMT -5
Shego to Drakken: Come on Drakken lets do it in front of KP and her sidekick ;D Ron: EEEEEEEE there going to do it that is SICK AND WRONG ;D i'm just sooooooooooooooooooooo bad tee hee ;D As the QUEEN OF D/S CAPTIONS, (with capital letters!) I demand you let me use that.
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Post by Laur Stoppable on Aug 9, 2005 11:31:24 GMT -5
Kim: I'm a cartoon? When will this nightmare end?!
Ron: I will now sing a song called : My Naco singing: My nacoooo My nacooooo, not quite a tacooo. Made at Bueno Nachooo.. Kim(blank expression):....
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Post by Panther on Aug 9, 2005 11:39:18 GMT -5
Ron: I will now sing a song called : My Naco singing: My nacoooo My nacooooo, not quite a tacooo. Made at Bueno Nachooo.. Kim(blank expression):.... I can totally picture that!
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