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Post by azzie on May 29, 2005 13:04:59 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]^That is the craziest idea yet. Shego would've had to be about 7-8 when she delivered if she was Kim's mom.[/glow]
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on May 29, 2005 20:05:31 GMT -5
Well, it has happened... the world's youngest mom was about that age...
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on May 29, 2005 20:08:18 GMT -5
Felix: Hey, Monique! You want to go on a date? I want him to say that! I WANT him to say that! SSJ: Greenpeace needs me! (yeah, I did it with Wade, but I thought it would suit Junior more)
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Post by Utaro on May 29, 2005 20:30:49 GMT -5
Kim: bonnie your my best friend
Ron: Kim can I have 100 hugs and 200 kisses in one min?
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Post by MtnRon on May 29, 2005 20:39:19 GMT -5
Kim: Your right Ron. Being an uninvolved sloth is the way to live!
Ron: Kim, hurry up. I got to get home and study for that test.
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on May 29, 2005 20:40:50 GMT -5
Adrena: I don't need a good insurance policy!
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Post by azzie on May 29, 2005 21:08:13 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Mr. Dr. Possible: Kimmie-cub, I don't mind if you talk about hotties at the breakfast table.
(Yes, I know, that sucked. It was a spur of the moment thought.)[/glow]
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Post by Nightspade on May 29, 2005 21:18:13 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, how can you have so much skin lotion, and still have such dry skin? Ron: I never use it. Kim: Then why do I always see tons of empty lotion bottles laying around your house? OOOOH! Ron: Yeah, Rufus has REALLY sensitive skin. Kim: Uh, yeah.
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Post by azzie on May 29, 2005 21:22:14 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Hello Nightspade, saw that you're a new edition. Welcome. ___________________________________________ Kim: Ron, let's play some videogames. Ron: No thanx Kim, let's go to club banana.[/glow]
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Post by Forlong on May 30, 2005 19:37:43 GMT -5
Drakken: Kim Possible, usted piensa que usted es todo que pero usted no es!
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Post by Panther on May 30, 2005 20:05:33 GMT -5
Drakken: Kim, lets *use your sick, twisted mind to imagine whatever disturbing thing you want him to say*
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Post by Panther on May 30, 2005 20:11:15 GMT -5
S'more. ^^
Rufus: Cheese? My apologies, but I cannot accept your offer. I am lactose intolerent and therefor cannot consume the item of food you have placed in front of me. Ron: Funny pink hamster! HYUK! Rufus: I say, pink hamster? I am not such thing, Ronald. You must have non-perfect eyesight or low intelligence. Ron: DuUhH.... Rufus: Farewell, I am off to work for Drakken. Shego is your new sidekick. Ron: PRETTY LADY! HYUVK!
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Post by Snaaake on May 30, 2005 20:41:03 GMT -5
LOL!!! (@ nightspade) That was a good one....subtle but funny as hell
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Post by Panther on May 30, 2005 20:56:10 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I've been cheating on you. Shego and I are married and have a gazillion children.
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Post by Nightspade on May 31, 2005 8:13:49 GMT -5
Dementor: Dr. Drakken is so much better than me! Why can't I be that evil? And that green chick is kind of cute.
Killigan: That's it! (Strats speaking with British accent) I am ever so tired of playing the role of mad golfer. From now on, I'm going to be a classy villian.
Monkey Fist: (petrified) Monkeys. I can hear them. They're everywhere. Soon they'll come. Eat me alive. Eat. I hate monkeys.
Ron: Rufus, I'm thinking about trading you in for a monkey. Rufus: Yes, and I'm thinking about trading you in for someone who is atleast as smart as a monkey.
Mr. Barkin: All right, listen up! I'm joining the terrorists!
Mr. Dr. Possible: (thinking) Hmm. You know, I think Kim really needs to get laid. Wheres Ron when you need him?
Dr. Drakken: Wait, there's nothing I won't say or do on the show. Shego: Will you say you love me? Dr. Drakken: Ok, I would never say that.
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on May 31, 2005 11:23:21 GMT -5
Barkin: I'm joining the hippie movement! (Thanks, nightspade, for the inspiration!)
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Post by Nightspade on May 31, 2005 13:13:24 GMT -5
Dr. Drakken: We'll meet again, Kim Possible! Kim: I think not. ( Pulls out a gun.) Dr. Drakken: WTF!? THIS IS A DISNEY SHOW! Kim: Yeah, but I've been canceled! I don't give a sh*t!
Gemini: Betty, I think it's time we set aside our differences and became a family again.
S.S.J.: I must control ALL!
Barkin: Bush is an @$$.
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on May 31, 2005 16:39:00 GMT -5
Monique: Smarty Mart is hiring! I am so quitting my job!
Monique: Maybe I should just raid my closet.
SSJ: I look good in old Wranglers and a wife-beater (miss piratess: oh baby)
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Post by MtnRon on May 31, 2005 17:00:20 GMT -5
Ron: Kim, lets go to Club Banana. I need some new clothes.
Ron: Wrestling is fake.
Kim: Let's watch GWA Ron.
Kim: Bonnie, your right.
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Post by Forlong on May 31, 2005 19:43:30 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I'm leaving you for Forlong. ;D
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