Idiots, Idiots With Cars, and You So like many people, I have to drive to get places. And also, like many people, I encounter absolute morons who have no business using a TV remote, let alone driving a car. I've had people nearly run me off the road because they weren't paying attention when changing lanes. They just turn on their blinkers and expect it to be clear, not even checking their mirrors or blind spot.
I've been tailgated too many times to count. These people obviously do not understand reaction times or momentum, apparently. Several times it was so bad that I could only a truck grill in my rearview mirror. Scary. I have brake-checked these people before (that's when you tap your brakes to hopefully get them to back off). One guy gave me the finger and got closer. Okay. Just hope you know if you rear-end me, it's all on you! Even a cop or two have tailgated me (no doubt in an attempt to get me to speed so they could pull me over... even happened today).
And then there are people who go less than the speed limit. Oh, how I hate these people. Especially on the freeway. They almost seem blissfully ignorant of the line of 10 cars behind them that want to go 60 mph, and they're going 50! What. The. Hell. If you're not going to do 60, GET OFF THE FREEWAY! AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING THE SPEED LIMIT. YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T GOING FAST ENOUGH, AND YOU'RE IMPEDING TRAFFIC, YOU DOUCHEBAG!
Sorry, I get really angry about the last one. Man, there should be a certain intelligence requirement to get a driver's license...
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