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Post by Thorius Maximus on Dec 19, 2005 18:05:11 GMT -5
Ron says: By applying the basic quanta principles as well as Photon-electronics, it may be possible to create nanofotonic PC (or optic-light based quantum computer), where photons travel nearly at speed of light, with an average speed of 10 million GHZ, depending on the scale of the model as well as parallel quantum gate capacity.
(Note: Ironicaly, Ron is capable of understanding and doing this.)
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 19, 2005 18:55:21 GMT -5
Shego: I went evil when my parents didn't get me Malibu Barbie for Christmas when I was eight.
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Post by TuLsAdLaNcE on Dec 19, 2005 19:00:11 GMT -5
Kim: I cant believe Disney voted Eisner out of office!
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on Dec 19, 2005 19:05:25 GMT -5
Kim: I cant believe Disney voted Eisner out of office! ;D KP and Company: Bring back Eisner! We love Eisner!
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Post by rockas on Dec 20, 2005 5:13:40 GMT -5
RON: What have I done? ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?
KIM: Why do you keep saying that?
RON: I have created a bastardization of modern science. Also, repetition is soothing.
KIM: It's not another Powerpuff Girl, is it?
RON: Kim, this is no time for edgy, subversive comedy!
{Pans to Kim's room. A shirt sits on her bed.}
Kim: So, is this the bastardization?
RON: Kim, it's a t-shirt .... ZOMBIE!!!
KIM: I can't think of a non-cliché way to react to this.
RON: Now, I've killed zombies before, but a t-shirt zombie? Probably hard!
KIM: I'm no scientist, but this seems waaaay too unfeasible. And retarted.
RON: Hey, don't mess with retarded science. {holds up T-shirt} That's what this t-shirt was gonna say.
{Cut to close-up of the t-shirt. It says, "ha ha ha"}
RON: Then it started to say ... other things ...
{t-shirt now says, "leave the house"}
KIM: It's alive?
RON: Yeah, we're past that phase now. Keep Up, Kim!
KIM: Well, have you tried burning it?
RON: You know, this is why I don't come to you for advice, YOU [Word Erased Due To Vulagrities] !!! Actually, that's a good idea, I should probably try that...
{Cut to Kim in front of a white BG with a squiggly line. He has an angry expression.}
{Cut to the t-shirt. Its front says, "what are you doing". The shirt gets burnt, revealing the road outside.}
{Cut to Kim and Ron, outside.}
RON: Well, everything worked out in the end.
KIM: Why'd it want us to leave the house?
RON: You know, let's not dwell on it, because it probably has nothing to do with anything.
KIM: Uhh, {Cut to a front view of the house. The doorway has teeth in it (the the top ones round, the bottom ones sharp, and converging, every so often), and the window has evil eyes.} are those eyes and teeth?
RON: Yes, and they have always been there. SHUT UP! Let's go get lunch.
KIM: Bueno Nacho?
RON: No, Wyoming.
THE END!!!!! ;D
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Post by Nightspade on Dec 20, 2005 8:28:36 GMT -5
Okay, now I'm going to say something that's totally outrageous but might actually be true on the show. I think that Ron may be the closest thing Mr. Barkin has to a friend. Probably not true, but would be funny. S.S.S.: Nana Possible, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Nana: Oh, Senior! Hold me! Oprah: Ron, I'm pregnant. Ron: Are you sure it's mine? Oprah: Yes. Ron: YES YES YES! I'M RICH! LATER KP! (Dave Chappelle will sue me.) Shego/Tara/Monique/Bonnie/Zita/Yori: Ron you are SO HOT!S.S.S.: Kim Possible, I have wonderful news! Kim: You're finally going to give up evil? S.S.S.: (chuckles) No, no. You're Nana and I are engaged! Kim/Ron/Rest of Fam/S.S.J./Barkin: SICK AND WRONG!!! Gill: I just feel so conflicted, ya know? I mean, I want to be a human, but I also want to be a muntant. I don't know what to do. Are you listening? Barkin: No, I'm trying to NOT BECOME A STINKING MUTANT! Ron: Kim I have a confession. Once, a transplanted my brain into your head and vise-versa and that's why you're so smart. Kim: Well, that explains my erotic dreams of Bonnie and Shego. Monique: Maybe I should ask Brick out. S.S.J.: I am... LAME! (sobs uncontrolabley) Motor Ed: I would seriously like some tea and crompets right now, seriously. Mrs. Dr. P.: KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR RON! Heres something that probably won't happen, but might, considering how evil Shego is. Shego hitting on Ron just to get under Kim's skin. Here's something that would NEVER HAPPEN: Ron:*Kills Kim* OR Kim:*Kills Ron* Frugal Lucre: Must spend unresonabley high amounts of cash. Prof. Acari: AHHHH! BUGS! HEEEEELP! Dr. Drakken: I'VE DONE IT! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! Shego: What did you do? Dr. Drakken: Thing that you, my college friends, and the rest of the world never thought I would do! Shego: You took over the world?! Dr. Drakken: No, BETTER! Shego: (gasp) YOU DESTROYED KIM POSSIBLE?! Dr. Drakken: Even better! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Shego: Dr. D., you don't own a car. Dr. Drakken: ................... CHEATED BY INSURANCE SALESMEN AGAIN! ^ The only people more evil than Drakken. Or is it 'eviler'? Dr. Drakken: We'll meet again, Kim Possible! Kim: I think not. ( Pulls out a gun.) Dr. Drakken: WTF!? THIS IS A DISNEY SHOW! Kim: Yeah, but I've been canceled! I don't give a sh*t! Gemini: Betty, I think it's time we set aside our differences and became a family again. S.S.J.: I must control ALL! Barkin: Bush is an @$$. Dementor: Dr. Drakken is so much better than me! Why can't I be that evil? And that green chick is kind of cute. Killigan: That's it! (Starts speaking with British accent) I am ever so tired of playing the role of mad golfer. From now on, I'm going to be a classy villain. Monkey Fist: (petrified) Monkeys. I can hear them. They're everywhere. Soon they'll come. Eat me alive. Eat. I hate monkeys. Ron: Rufus, I'm thinking about trading you in for a monkey. Rufus: Yes, and I'm thinking about trading you in for someone who is at least as smart as a monkey. Mr. Barkin: All right, listen up! I'm joining the terrorists! Mr. Dr. Possible: (thinking) Hmm. You know, I think Kim really needs to get laid. Wheres Ron when you need him? Dr. Drakken: Wait, there's nothing I won't say or do on the show. Shego: Will you say you love me? Dr. Drakken: Ok, I would never say that. Kim: Ron, how can you have so much skin lotion, and still have such dry skin? Ron: I never use it. Kim: Then why do I always see tons of empty lotion bottles laying around your house? OOOOH! Ron: Yeah, Rufus has REALLY sensitive skin. Kim: Uh, yeah. Kim: *Raps.*
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Post by Solostar on Dec 21, 2005 0:57:32 GMT -5
Shego: "I'm sick and tired of being a villian. I'm going to turn good and join Team Possible!"
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Post by Sorsha on Dec 21, 2005 11:25:24 GMT -5
Shego: Whoever said green was the new black?
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Post by Forlong on Dec 21, 2005 14:26:49 GMT -5
Kim: Why is Steve Lotor directing season 4? Ron: Yeah. He sucks!
Erik: I realy did like you, Kim.
Josh: I'm gay!
Ron: Drakken, you are SOOOOOO HOT!
Kim: Ron, I'm a lezbian, and I'm leaving you for Shego.
Kim: Erik was just a synthodrone. Ron: You kissed a synthodrone? Way to go!
Ron: There go my pants again. Kim: AHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Ron: Kim, what are you doing in my bed with Josh?
All together now: EWWWWWW.
Kim: Hey, Ron... Bonnie: ...you up for a three-some?
One more time: EWWWWWW.
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Post by Solostar on Dec 30, 2005 23:20:06 GMT -5
Monique: "Kim let's have a sleepover! We could invite Bonnie, Shego, Adrena Lynn, Zita, Yori, and DNamy.
Kim: "Cool! Let's have it at my house. This is so going to be fun!
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Post by Rhonda on Dec 31, 2005 0:19:08 GMT -5
Kim: This is the CRAZY FROG!!! A ring ding ding ding ding!
Ron: Kim? Ya know, I think it's about time we ended this litle....thing we have going on....it's getting to weird...
Kim: You ring a ding ring a ding ding ding ding CRAZY FROG!!!!! (Kim keeps singing song to herslef)
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Post by drakkenfan on Dec 31, 2005 0:59:14 GMT -5
Monique: "Kim let's have a sleepover! We could invite Bonnie, Shego, Adrena Lynn, Zita, Yori, and DNamy. Kim: "Cool! Let's have it at my house. This is so going to be fun! Someone actually wrote a fanfic similar to that...
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Post by surforst on Dec 31, 2005 4:07:38 GMT -5
Kim: Hey, Ron... Bonnie: ...you up for a three-some? One more time: EWWWWWW. I'm assuming that's not Ron making the comment. With that sort of luck though I think any rational man would be worried of being hit by a massive metal structure from space. Only got a certain amount of luck after all. Well here goes. Kim: Hey Shego did you see the new plan for Season four? Shego: Yeah who knew Disney would branch out into that stuff. Kim: So...your not going to hurt Ron are you? Shego: Nah I've always liked blonds. Kim: Just remember that's my blond. You can borrow him but only for a short time. Shego: So what does he like? Even if it's just a job I want to do my best. Kim: Well he likes it when I nibble on his ear... Ron: Drakken I've finally realized that you and Kim are meant for each other! Drakken: What? Ron: Go ahead man go to her! Drakken: Isn't that against the law? Kim: Ron what are you doing? Ron: Kim you don't have to deny it I know you've secretly been in love with Dr. Drakken this whole time. I set you free! Kim: Oh Ron your right. I do love Drakken! Drakken: Um... Kim: Come here Drakie. Drakken: Don't wanna. Ron: It's alright dude. Go to her. Shego: In the mean time I'll take care of the side kick. Have fun Dr. D.
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Post by rockas on Dec 31, 2005 5:35:00 GMT -5
SEASON 4 Episode: Cube
RON: The time cube knows all, and sees all.
KIM: Oh man. For the last time, time cube is not a religion!
RON: Please, I have no time for people who are educated stupid. {He holds out a card.} Here's the website. If you know what that is. And you don't. I know you don't.
KIM: This religion won't last a week, just like last time.
{Last Time}
RON: Wormism...is the future!
KIM: No it's not.
{Ron throws a Banana at Kim}
KIM: Did you just throw a...banana at me?
RON: Yes.
{Cut to Kim and Ron in the kitchen}
KIM: Well, as long as you're on the brink of STUPID, maybe you can tell me what's up with the fridge.
RON: What? I don't see what's wrong. Water, OJ, purple stuff. Wait, you have purple stuff?
KIM: Ron ...
RON: This is incredible awesomeic!
KIM: I'm referring to that cube-shaped object that's...glowing and floating next to the gallon of milk.
RON: Mmmhmm. Purple liquid perfection, with a refreshing poison aftertaste.
KIM: Are you listening to me?
RON: I don't listen just 'cause the cool people are doing it. I'm an individual.
KIM: So, we're just going to ignore the cube.
RON: If we give it attention ... then ... the Terrorist win.
{The cube appears with a "blip" sound. It starts vibrating up and down.}
KIM: What the?
RON: That's an imposter.
KIM: So why are you moving towards it?
{Kim and Ron are now moving towards the Cube}
RON: Because...it's...interesting. My religion betrays me again!
{There is a flash of white light and then it cuts to a Megaman-esque world. The word "Ready" appears and flashes and Kim appears, Megaman style, in 8-bit glory.}
KIM: Ron, Where are you?
{Kim runs forward and jumps through a door, Megaman style. Joel drops down. He starts moving his hands.}
KIM: Good, Ron, you're here. That thing sent us into another dimension! We have to get out of here somehow, before the fabric of the universe starts to unravel and everything starts getting...weird...and referential.
{Ron pulls out his arm and it's a giant blaster.}
Kim: Eee!
{The cube appears and there is another "blip" and white light. There is now Inuyasha-esque music playing and an Monique in Kagome's white and green clothes appears. Then Ron in Inuyasha's clothing, and Kim in Miroku's purple clothes and staff. Then Ron on a cliff, which shrinks and goes to the corner, and Joel with a hot dog, and Ron in a shoe appear next to them. Zoom out to show this on a laptop. An anime fan is sitting in a chair.}
FAN BOY: Oh goodness. This is my favorite episode ever. I'm gonna go onto the email and, uh, here we go.
{Shows an email service.}
FAN BOY: {types as he says it.} This series {spells it "sieres"} is to.
{Clicks "send".}
FAN BOY: Okay. Now I'm going to go onto the message board. {Goes to a site that says "The Emo Board"} Oh...emo foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... err ...
{Cut back to the Inuyasha parody}
KIM: Ron, you have the power to stop this. So stop it already!
RON: {In a different voice} I don't know what you're talkin' about.
{Monique gets closer to him}
RON: Eh...eh...Eeeyeyeeee.
{A stick figure pops up with a speech bubble that says "LOL". The cube appears again and blips them off in another flash. Ron is a Bullwinkle-esque figure, and Kim is Rocky-esque, and they are falling through the sky.}
NARRATOR: Our heroes are woefully whisked away to a destination in the nation that they cannot determine.
RON: Gee Kim, this is actually kinda nice.
KIM: Hokey smokes! I think that's about to change!
NARRATOR: Indeed, Kim's interjection was correct, as the hapless humans plunged towards American soil with no way to stop the fall!
{They land on a beach. A few seconds later, there is an explosion that makes a "pssshh" sound.}
NARRATOR: Find out in the next episode Beach Blanket Bungle or The Sands of Crime!
{Appears on pebbles in the sand. Another white light and noise. Kim is now a boy and Ron is now a girl}
KIM: Uh. I'm not going there.
RON: Would...would you do it if I paid you?
{There is yet another flash and noise. Now KIM becomes a girl again and Ron is now Inuyasha}
KIM: Aw, this is what I was talking about! The fabric of space and time is getting ripped apart, and it won't be long before we get-
{Another flash and noise later, Inuyasha Ron and regular Kim are standing on the edge, and some guy named Walky is in the middle.}
KIM: Oh no, please put us in a better crossover.
{Another flash and noise later, the normal house is shown, snow falling.}
KIM: Finally!
RON: Man, I'm glad that's over ... Yeah, so, uh-
KIM: Yeah.
RON: So uh, what-what should we do?
KIM: I dunno.
RON: And 'cuz you know-
KIM: Yeah.
RON: I didn't realize that we were, you know-
KIM: Right.
RON: You know-
KIM: Yeah. I know what you're talking about.
RON: You know, I mean, I was just thinking that we could go...uh, over to the uh...
KIM: I'm thinkin' it.
RON: Over to the uh...the uh...minimart?
KIM: Yeah, totally. I'm totally...up for that.
RON: Where'd that cube come from, anyway?
{Now the house is all inverted. Ron is wearing a yellow shirt and green pants, and is on the upside down floor. Kim is grey and sticking out of the side.}
RON: Well, it's good to be back...for real.
KIM: ...and only ten dimensions later.
RON: My favourite was the Cheese one!
KIM: Yeah, I bet.
RON: Is that a racist comment?!
KIM: What?
RON: {With really big mouth} SUIT!
THE NINJUDGE: Miss Possible, you are hereby stripped of all your worldly goods.
KIM: Alright, here's thirty-five bucks.
RON: Thanks.
KIM: Don't mention it.
THE END!! ;D
[black]of a stupid script that will never ever happen[/black]
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Post by Solostar on Jan 1, 2006 1:41:37 GMT -5
Kim: "Bonnie I love you! Bonnie: "But what about Ron." Kim: 'Forget Ron. Bonnie: "okay" *kisses Kim* Shego: "So does that mean that I can have him?" Kim: "Sure" Shego: "Yes!
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Post by drakkenfan on Jan 1, 2006 1:48:11 GMT -5
Shego: "Kim, can I try out for the cheerleading squad this year?"
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Post by TuLsAdLaNcE on Jan 1, 2006 2:15:07 GMT -5
Kim: "Bonnie I love you! Bonnie: "But what about Ron." Kim: 'Forget Ron. Bonnie: "okay" *kisses Kim* Shego: "So does that mean that I can have him?" Kim: "Sure" Shego: "Yes! Drakken: Nice Try Shego, but he's already mine!
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Post by nugget on Jan 1, 2006 7:32:39 GMT -5
Kim: "Maybe i should get a pet, Ron how long did it take for you to bring up Rufus?"
Ron: "Time Kp, but then your time will be more limited, saving the world would be alot more harder."
Kim: "Hey! i can do anything, don't forget that!"
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Post by Rhonda on Jan 2, 2006 19:02:14 GMT -5
Kim: Bonnie, are you sure this pink poof dress looks ok on me?
Bonnie: Of course!
Kim: Oh thanks Bonnie you're a real friend!
Bonnie: Anytime!
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Post by rockas on Jan 3, 2006 6:21:53 GMT -5
Wade: They're waiting for you Ronald, in the Test Chamber.
Wade: [after the experiment fails] Why wouldn't they listen? We tried to warn them. Felix: I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade. Let alone create one.
Drakken: We've got hostiles!
Shego: Eat this, you outer-space octopus!
Kim: Ron Stoppable, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there,; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Stoppable. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose...
{Ron steps in the portal}
Kim: Wisely done. I will see you up ahead.
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